Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

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(and suzy's otm)

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

People who don't think small gestures of politeness in public are worth a tacit nod in appreciation at the least are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

Mr Que

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

Sorry, Nick is absolutely OTM here. A brief acknowledgment/thanks to the person who held the door for you is all that separates mankind from beasts that eat their own poop.

wow y'all are fast posting today

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

me

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

The United States Steel Corporation

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

All males between the ages of 7 and 17 and a huge proportion of them after this age.

Geoffrey Mujangi Bia-Curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

People who cut you up at a junction and then GET IN THE WRONG FUCKING LANE AND DO IT AGAIN AT THE NEXT JUNCTION are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I've held the age of 17, for boys, as the age of absolute peak disgusting savagery.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

For ages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

Motorway drivers who hog the middle lane even when the inside lane is empty for the next half mile.

Geoffrey Mujangi Bia-Curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

the Na'vi

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

People who write articles comparing the question "is god dead?" to the question "is indie dead?" are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

Oh good grief middle-lane hoggers; they're almost always, in my experience, middle-aged men in 4x4s too, not little old ladies in Fiat 500s. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER, AREA-MANAGER-MAN, YOU SPEND ENOUGH TIME ON THE MWAY; BUT OH NO, YOU THINK YOU FUCKING OWN IT. Disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:21 (seven years ago) Permalink

People who don't think small gestures of politeness in public are worth a tacit nod in appreciation at the least are disgusting savages.

a tacit nod or a verbal thank you. WHICH ONE IS IT SO I CAN NO LONGER BE EITHER DISGUSTING OR A SAVAGE THANK YOU IN ADVANCE

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

People who can't just let shit slide.

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

I just said "express gratitude" initially; tacit nod is fine, but verbal thanks always appreciated.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

what about a smile? is a smile ok? or must it be a tacit nod

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

I demand a full-on reacharound and sloppy kiss.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

DONE AND DONE

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

Fuck me. If I hold the door open for you, fuck me.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

disgusting savages

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

i will fuck you but i am warning you i fuck like a disgusting savage who doesn't thank people after he fucks them

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

if you fuck someone competently you shouldn't have to thank them

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

People who leave their pants, their dissertation, and their newspapers on top of the shelving in the philosophy section of the library as evidence that they've been living in the building are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

Project managers

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

Damn. That makes me a disgusting savage on Wednesday and Thursday afternoons.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

tramps

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

People who charge down the middle of the pavement/footpath and refuse to add four inches to their journey by moving slightly to the side for anyone else.

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:33 (seven years ago) Permalink

People who wait at the landing when you are climbing the stairs because passing on the stairs is bad luck or some such nonsense, and expect you to do the same.

take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

^ yes but only if the stairs are clearly wide enough for two people to pass each other on

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

people in the subway station who sit there and spit loogies into the exact same spot over and over again

ben bernankles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

people who clip their fingernails on public transportation

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

(xposts to ledge) I am probably one of those savages on narrow staircases as I am fat and clumsy and think that brushing into people is generally best avoided. Not sure if I expect anyone else to do anything though except just not elbow me too forcefully if it could be avoided by pausing for half a second.

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

Mr Que otm

dude at bus stop yesterday who walked right up to the wastebin, paused, and then instead of using the bin projectile-spat chewing gum over the pavement about 3 feet away, you are a disgusting savage, but I guess you were aiming for disgusting savagehood as anything else would just be uncool (see N. Vague's males-up-to-17-and-poss-beyond post)

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

the public sector

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

Dudes who crop dust you at work, you are disgusting savages (altho I admit it's kind of funny when it isn't me)

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

-- people who walk three-abreast down the sidewalk.
-- people on the phone in public having a loud argument (somehow it doesn't bother me as much when both people are actually present, but there's something really self-indulgent and obnoxious about screaming into a handset).
-- gun owners who can't stop talking about and posting pictures online of all their guns. i don't care if you own guns, but why do i have to hear about them?

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

Dudes who crop dust you at work, you are disgusting savages (altho I admit it's kind of funny when it isn't me)

― HI DERE, Tuesday, January 26, 2010 10:52 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

explain pls

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

Yes, intrigued.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

Sneezing and coughing on people?

nate woolls, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

--People who leave banana peels shoved between the seats on bus/train (or any other items).
--People who use their phone's speaker to play music on the bus/train.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

Oh god people who do that with their phones on trains need axing to death in the fucking head.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

Louis: most disgusting savages = people who smear shit all over the seats of public toilets

Louis is busy. You may be interrupting.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

Thirded on the public phone speaker usage. Fucking savages.

inoffensive alterna-poppage (onimo), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

people who measure the size of objects at known distance in angular size are the most disgusting savages in the world imo

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take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crop%20dusting

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

People who, upon realizing that they have in all reality missed their exit, still try to take their exit by slowing way the hell down on the beltway and cutting across a grass embankment to get there rather than just turning around at the next exit are disgusting savages, imo.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

douchebag using your phone as a phone to conduct the least important biz conceptualization session on crowded rail, 3 feet from my face: ok, 5 mins if it's your boss or something, 10 minutes if you want to get macheteed in the neck, but you jacked off on phone for 35 minutes, i hope all your empty, shitty aspirations die in fires.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:06 (eight months ago) Permalink

neighbor (compulsively?) hoses down his truck every day. whatever, fine. he's doing it right now but it's been raining nonstop for over 12 hours. wtf.

coffee table, "serious" noodling (brimstead), Sunday, 16 October 2016 18:38 (eight months ago) Permalink

Getting rid of DNA evidence?

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:30 (eight months ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

people who dip their mozzarella sticks in...raspberry sauce? i never knew this was a thing until i moved to upstate NY

k3vin k., Tuesday, 15 November 2016 23:59 (seven months ago) Permalink

fruit and cheese are a combo as old as time

harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 00:03 (seven months ago) Permalink

seem to remember my friend telling me about that particular delicacy (he went to college in albany)

harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 00:05 (seven months ago) Permalink

jus haf to be kiddink

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 00:06 (seven months ago) Permalink

i am from there and have never heard of this but intrigued

assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 00:22 (seven months ago) Permalink

Action Bronson, in a stoned haze, made grilled octopus with raspberry sauce (on Fuck That's Delicious), and people seemed to like it? Maybe they were just kissing his ass...

schwantz, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 00:25 (seven months ago) Permalink

Probably could have skipped "in a stoned haze" in that sentence, as it's implicit.

schwantz, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 00:25 (seven months ago) Permalink

fruit and cheese are a combo as old as time

― harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver)

froot and cheez, however, is a much more contemporary combo

xiphoid beetlebum (rushomancy), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 00:30 (seven months ago) Permalink

people who request a read receipt on every email they send. worse than scum

Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 15:14 (six months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Don't think "savages" is accurate but I'm astounded there is an audience for Last Tango In Halifax that has kept it going for years. There's so much apparently mainstream entertainment that feels like a particularly tough arthouse endurance test.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 19 December 2016 14:07 (six months ago) Permalink

...

Have to say that's one of the more leftfield suggestions itt

kinder, Monday, 19 December 2016 21:56 (six months ago) Permalink

Once read a bookseller complaining about the condition he finds books in. Like books with their hardback covers broken in pieces, books that look like they've been purposefully tortured.
When I buy discs I tend to buy new copies unless they're too expensive or unavailable, but sometimes I get a "very good" condition disc that looks like it's been used as a food dish or the greasiest children on earth have handled it carelessly hundreds of times.

Once bought a second hand Dreamcast that was covered in food stains and had an Iron Maiden CD left inside that looked unplayable because of the scratches it had.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 22:09 (six months ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

http://money.cnn.com/2017/01/19/technology/st-louis-public-library-hack/

Hackers have infected every public computer in the St. Louis Public Library system, stopping all book borrowing and cutting off internet access to those who rely on it for computers.

The computer system was hit by ransomware, a particularly nasty type of computer virus that encrypts computer files.

This form of attack renders computers unusable -- unless victims are willing to pay an extortion fee and obtain a key to unlock the machines.

According to the library, hackers demanded $35,000 in the electronic currency Bitcoin -- but the library refuses to pay. Instead, it'll wipe the entire computer system and reset it, which could take days or weeks.

The cyberattack hit 700 computers at all of the city's 16 library branches, according to spokeswoman Jen Hatton.

j., Friday, 20 January 2017 04:37 (five months ago) Permalink

assholes!

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 20 January 2017 05:11 (five months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/8Qvyw9E.png

example (crüt), Friday, 14 April 2017 00:40 (two months ago) Permalink

Lol. Lettuce and burgers visually reminds me of what Gremlins look like...can't go near that.

Carlotta's Portrait (Ross), Friday, 14 April 2017 00:50 (two months ago) Permalink

People who use Twitter. Or ilm.

virginity simple (darraghmac), Friday, 14 April 2017 01:28 (two months ago) Permalink

In the balcony for last night's Sunday in the Park with George ($59), some geezer in the next section chose the climactic Act I duet "We Do Not Belong Together" as his cue to *yell* at the woman behind him "YOU KEEP HITTING THE BACK OF MY CHAIR!" I need to be declared king of something so I can command private performances of everything.

Also some woman behind me was doing the wrestling-with-a-plastic-snack-bag thing for much of Act II. Wish I had my Luger.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 April 2017 14:50 (two months ago) Permalink

I think snack bag ppl need own circle of hell with most vicious demons really, my fam thinks there's something with ME.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Friday, 14 April 2017 14:54 (two months ago) Permalink

wrong with me

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Friday, 14 April 2017 14:55 (two months ago) Permalink

doing it in a cinema is bad enough, but a Sondheim musical on Broadway? and of course ruining everyone's night by screaming in a non-medical-emergency situation... Sartre was right.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 April 2017 15:06 (two months ago) Permalink

cucumbers are trash

marcos, Friday, 14 April 2017 15:07 (two months ago) Permalink

those who don't break down boxes before putting them in the shared recycling bin

just another (diamonddave85), Friday, 14 April 2017 17:15 (two months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

People who use a car horn as a way to indicate to their children where they're parked. Ends up giving pedestrians a shock, can't they just use text or call out?

Unchanging Window (Ross), Saturday, 3 June 2017 00:45 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Anybody who uses a horn for anything other than the following purposes:
1. An actual emergency, serious for real life and limb shit
2. Forcing an ignorant driver to realize they are not alone (i.e. "Stop backing up" or "It's green now")
3. Some kind of collective car horn choir performance like sometimes happens in tunnels when people are feeling silly
4. Being childish (or being an actual child) during a test drive around the parking lot while car shopping

And #2 is just barely permissible imo; city life has finally made me realize it's common practice, but discretion must be exercised.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 June 2017 12:27 (two weeks ago) Permalink

otm

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 3 June 2017 12:59 (two weeks ago) Permalink

recently saw someone honking at a minibus as it not-especially-slowly took on passengers from a nursing home, now that's some savagery right there

lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 3 June 2017 13:13 (two weeks ago) Permalink

2. Forcing an ignorant driver to realize they are not alone (i.e. "Stop backing up" or "It's green now")

"stop backing up because I'm behind you and you're getting p. close now" = yes
"it's been green for a few seconds (perhaps you have not noticed a filter light)" = eh maybe a tiny tap on the horn
"it's been green for 0.0001s and I am a massive boy-racer dick" = fuck yooooou

a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 3 June 2017 14:01 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Yes

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 June 2017 14:32 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Wish cars had a smaller, friendlier sounding sort of bicycle horn option meaning the above things, e.g. hey I'm over here, the light has changed etc.

Some people are supersensitive and reactive abt horn honking, personally I'm grateful for this kinds of heads-up but have been flipped off for trying to give it to others

Hadrian VIII, Saturday, 3 June 2017 15:38 (two weeks ago) Permalink

also: people driving way under the speed limit on single-lane road who upon getting (legally and safely) passed get their panties in a bunch

Hadrian VIII, Saturday, 3 June 2017 15:43 (two weeks ago) Permalink

erm by single-lane I mean two-way road with dashed line

Hadrian VIII, Saturday, 3 June 2017 15:44 (two weeks ago) Permalink

In my driver's manual, there was some suggested rule about honking your horn before passing another driver, to alert them that you were about to overtake them.

Which, in theory, may sound like a good idea, but ...

pplains, Saturday, 3 June 2017 18:59 (two weeks ago) Permalink

No, that's not a good idea anywhere, unless a meteor or a volcano has blacked out the sun, every lightbulb in the world has been destroyed and they can't make any more, and the car you are driving that needs to pass the other car is an ambulance.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 June 2017 19:06 (two weeks ago) Permalink

imo only two permissible horn sounds should be La Cucaracha and "chinga tu madre cabrón"

Dan I., Saturday, 3 June 2017 19:47 (two weeks ago) Permalink

the my brother my brother & me podcast proposed a three horn system

regular hey dipshit horn for get out of the way, watch where you're goin

neutral/special occasion horn for non-traffic related things, celebrating sports team wins etc

great job horn for dope traffic maneuvers, narrow-misses, perfectly executed parallel parking & ppl driving the same car as you

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:12 (two weeks ago) Permalink

i only recognise horns for ppl driving the same car as you, this is important information to celebrate, the rest can gtf and indeed eat my fuc

mark s, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:32 (two weeks ago) Permalink

neutral/special occasion horn for non-traffic related things, celebrating sports team wins etc

as long as this one is silent I'm on board

hate it when some shitty football team wins a shitty football match and then for the rest of the day you have to hear that stupid honking pattern over and over again, it is suddenly ok for drunks to wander round the streets from 4pm until 4am bellowing incomprehensibly at strangers, etc

I hate fun but also hearing any sound not entirely of my own choosing, except maybe birdsong, but only after I've got out of bed in the morning

a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 3 June 2017 21:09 (two weeks ago) Permalink


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