Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

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(and suzy's otm)

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

People who don't think small gestures of politeness in public are worth a tacit nod in appreciation at the least are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

Mr Que

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

Sorry, Nick is absolutely OTM here. A brief acknowledgment/thanks to the person who held the door for you is all that separates mankind from beasts that eat their own poop.

wow y'all are fast posting today

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

me

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

The United States Steel Corporation

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

All males between the ages of 7 and 17 and a huge proportion of them after this age.

Geoffrey Mujangi Bia-Curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

People who cut you up at a junction and then GET IN THE WRONG FUCKING LANE AND DO IT AGAIN AT THE NEXT JUNCTION are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I've held the age of 17, for boys, as the age of absolute peak disgusting savagery.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

For ages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

Motorway drivers who hog the middle lane even when the inside lane is empty for the next half mile.

Geoffrey Mujangi Bia-Curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

the Na'vi

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

People who write articles comparing the question "is god dead?" to the question "is indie dead?" are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

Oh good grief middle-lane hoggers; they're almost always, in my experience, middle-aged men in 4x4s too, not little old ladies in Fiat 500s. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER, AREA-MANAGER-MAN, YOU SPEND ENOUGH TIME ON THE MWAY; BUT OH NO, YOU THINK YOU FUCKING OWN IT. Disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:21 (seven years ago) Permalink

People who don't think small gestures of politeness in public are worth a tacit nod in appreciation at the least are disgusting savages.

a tacit nod or a verbal thank you. WHICH ONE IS IT SO I CAN NO LONGER BE EITHER DISGUSTING OR A SAVAGE THANK YOU IN ADVANCE

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

People who can't just let shit slide.

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

I just said "express gratitude" initially; tacit nod is fine, but verbal thanks always appreciated.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

what about a smile? is a smile ok? or must it be a tacit nod

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

I demand a full-on reacharound and sloppy kiss.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

DONE AND DONE

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

Fuck me. If I hold the door open for you, fuck me.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

disgusting savages

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

i will fuck you but i am warning you i fuck like a disgusting savage who doesn't thank people after he fucks them

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

if you fuck someone competently you shouldn't have to thank them

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

People who leave their pants, their dissertation, and their newspapers on top of the shelving in the philosophy section of the library as evidence that they've been living in the building are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

Project managers

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

Damn. That makes me a disgusting savage on Wednesday and Thursday afternoons.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

tramps

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

People who charge down the middle of the pavement/footpath and refuse to add four inches to their journey by moving slightly to the side for anyone else.

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:33 (seven years ago) Permalink

People who wait at the landing when you are climbing the stairs because passing on the stairs is bad luck or some such nonsense, and expect you to do the same.

take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

^ yes but only if the stairs are clearly wide enough for two people to pass each other on

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

people in the subway station who sit there and spit loogies into the exact same spot over and over again

ben bernankles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

people who clip their fingernails on public transportation

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

(xposts to ledge) I am probably one of those savages on narrow staircases as I am fat and clumsy and think that brushing into people is generally best avoided. Not sure if I expect anyone else to do anything though except just not elbow me too forcefully if it could be avoided by pausing for half a second.

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

Mr Que otm

dude at bus stop yesterday who walked right up to the wastebin, paused, and then instead of using the bin projectile-spat chewing gum over the pavement about 3 feet away, you are a disgusting savage, but I guess you were aiming for disgusting savagehood as anything else would just be uncool (see N. Vague's males-up-to-17-and-poss-beyond post)

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

the public sector

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

Dudes who crop dust you at work, you are disgusting savages (altho I admit it's kind of funny when it isn't me)

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

-- people who walk three-abreast down the sidewalk.
-- people on the phone in public having a loud argument (somehow it doesn't bother me as much when both people are actually present, but there's something really self-indulgent and obnoxious about screaming into a handset).
-- gun owners who can't stop talking about and posting pictures online of all their guns. i don't care if you own guns, but why do i have to hear about them?

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

Dudes who crop dust you at work, you are disgusting savages (altho I admit it's kind of funny when it isn't me)

― HI DERE, Tuesday, January 26, 2010 10:52 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

explain pls

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

Yes, intrigued.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

Sneezing and coughing on people?

nate woolls, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

--People who leave banana peels shoved between the seats on bus/train (or any other items).
--People who use their phone's speaker to play music on the bus/train.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

Oh god people who do that with their phones on trains need axing to death in the fucking head.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

Louis: most disgusting savages = people who smear shit all over the seats of public toilets

Louis is busy. You may be interrupting.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

Thirded on the public phone speaker usage. Fucking savages.

inoffensive alterna-poppage (onimo), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

people who measure the size of objects at known distance in angular size are the most disgusting savages in the world imo

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take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crop%20dusting

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

People who, upon realizing that they have in all reality missed their exit, still try to take their exit by slowing way the hell down on the beltway and cutting across a grass embankment to get there rather than just turning around at the next exit are disgusting savages, imo.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

people in transit who swear in front of kids

Week of Wonders (Ross), Sunday, 24 September 2017 07:44 (one month ago) Permalink

people who post the same craigslist ad over and over with slightly different titles

brimstead, Monday, 2 October 2017 01:48 (one month ago) Permalink

totally disgusting and completely lol

A weird part of toxic masculinity is not knowing how to poop properly. pic.twitter.com/P3ilrIGsxT

— Keith Calder (@keithcalder) October 12, 2017

zeitgeist: hotttest anonytakes wish for or promise hyper violence (Hunt3r), Friday, 13 October 2017 20:51 (one month ago) Permalink

wtf

mh, Friday, 13 October 2017 20:56 (one month ago) Permalink

first one is the fakest thing i've ever read at least

qualx, Saturday, 14 October 2017 00:14 (one month ago) Permalink

People who stare at you while ya work

Week of Wonders (Ross), Saturday, 14 October 2017 01:47 (one month ago) Permalink

People who reach over/under/around the sneeze guard at e.g. Chipotle in order to point at what they want (disgusting savageness increases in direct proportion to the distance between their hand and the food). For extra tall folks, leaning their head WAAY over the sneeze guard earns the same yellow card

Dan I., Wednesday, 18 October 2017 20:14 (one month ago) Permalink

make that 'in direct proportion to the lack of distance', maybe!

Dan I., Wednesday, 18 October 2017 20:15 (one month ago) Permalink

I know u gonna post that picture of obama doing it, but he is excused because he's a damn national treasure

Dan I., Wednesday, 18 October 2017 20:15 (one month ago) Permalink

People who don't was their hands after a bathroom visit. In a fucking hospital.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 20:27 (one month ago) Permalink

People who get on a ride share bus leaving from work to home and spend the whole ride on a cell talking about organization of their job duties. You're off work ffs

Week of Wonders (Ross), Thursday, 19 October 2017 23:18 (one month ago) Permalink

People who get on a ride share bus

qualx, Friday, 20 October 2017 00:02 (one month ago) Permalink

people who get

mookieproof, Friday, 20 October 2017 00:06 (one month ago) Permalink

qualx, it's free transport to my work. you're saying you wouldn't take that? wtf

Week of Wonders (Ross), Friday, 20 October 2017 04:17 (one month ago) Permalink

(i work at a university)

Week of Wonders (Ross), Friday, 20 October 2017 04:17 (one month ago) Permalink

people

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 20 October 2017 04:37 (one month ago) Permalink

sorry "ride share bus" just sounds like that embarrassing uber thing or those buses that are only for google employees

qualx, Friday, 20 October 2017 05:46 (one month ago) Permalink

In Austin, TX, ride share buses are coordinated and operated by the same public metro system that runs the regular buses and commuter trains.

Moodles, Friday, 20 October 2017 12:04 (one month ago) Permalink

All good qualx, I could've just called it a shuttle bus. Cheers man

Week of Wonders (Ross), Friday, 20 October 2017 13:17 (one month ago) Permalink

park and ride, my friends. park and ride

mh, Friday, 20 October 2017 13:43 (one month ago) Permalink

i was going to say "people who dine at their gaming table" but the real problem is casino managers who condone and encourage such appalling savagery

brimstead, Saturday, 21 October 2017 01:10 (four weeks ago) Permalink

People who support shitty beer halls where the tap selection is boring and the food is clearly all Sysco ingredients and the prices are silly and there’s no service, just a window and a bar and a bunch of tables and you get to be your own waiter, except unlike Europe they discourage kids and dogs

El Tomboto, Saturday, 21 October 2017 01:16 (four weeks ago) Permalink

I’m totally okay with a real continental Biergarten setup but the local attempts at same are fucking pathetic, at least all the new ones I’ve been to. It was a lot more enjoyable before these things got hip.

I’m old.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 21 October 2017 01:18 (four weeks ago) Permalink

subway stairs phone-starers standing still

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 October 2017 01:20 (four weeks ago) Permalink

damn Tom, those sound dire

I realized a while ago that the local german-style place (all the mock-bavarian food and munich beers you could want) with long tables and such is more indebted to the hofbrauhaus chain restaurants than anything else, but even as a pastiche it's enjoyable. it's hard to turn down the possibility of liters of beer and a waitress asking if you could use more bratwurst, imo

mh, Saturday, 21 October 2017 14:56 (four weeks ago) Permalink

yeah wait staff is good. just a little extra expenditure to make it less obvious that the owner is trying to keep expenses down to the absolute possible minimum in every category while pushing a >~300% markup on all the comestibles.

at some I've been to in Europe you go to various stalls and queue up for your pretzels, your wurst, or whatever (pizza!) and most of them will also refill your beer too - but it's super chill and affordable and obviously family-friendly, and the lines move fast.

the "super chill and affordable and family friendly" triple is rare and precious in the US ime

El Tomboto, Sunday, 22 October 2017 00:08 (four weeks ago) Permalink

subway stairs phone-starers standing still

toxic shitbags

fields of salmon, Friday, 3 November 2017 18:45 (two weeks ago) Permalink

drivers who, upon emerging from a traffic jam, immediately speed up to 80+mph and start tailgating and weaving in and out of lanes to make up for lost time (or to relieve pent-up frustration?) at a point where the traffic flow hasn't yet stabilized. apparently these people are too dimwitted to realize (or too sociopathic to care?) that their behavior is increasing the likelihood of additional blocked traffic by forcing other drivers to slam on their brakes or switch lanes to avoid colliding with their impulsive, steel-encased asses. it's especially egregious when the cause of the jam was a serious accident ('oh hey, let's see how more people we can kill!')

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 12:51 (one week ago) Permalink

*how many more people

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 13:01 (one week ago) Permalink

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 13:13 (one week ago) Permalink

(tbf most of my shitty driving experiences have been in the Greater Boston area)

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 13:14 (one week ago) Permalink

People with flags in their Twitter name.

nashwan, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 13:29 (one week ago) Permalink

people on music message boards who type out song titles as

Song - Artist

rather than the more civilized

Artist - Song

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 20:46 (one week ago) Permalink

anyone on any music message board who has ever referred to that Neutral Milk Hotel album as 'ItAOtS'

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 20:53 (one week ago) Permalink

I blame Spotify.

When I upload a playlist from a text file, I still have to create a spreadsheet, cut Column A, add Column C, then put it all back into a .txt.

And I thought making sure the song didn't finish after the tape head at the end of the side began was annoying, PHEW.

pplains, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 21:17 (one week ago) Permalink

People who stomp their feet when walking in apartments. No self awareness at all

Week of Wonders (Ross), Monday, 13 November 2017 19:26 (one week ago) Permalink

My in-laws all do this, when I tell them not to they seem to treat me as a meek little mousey Englishman who has to be constantly neurotically on guard about inconveniencing other people and basically it sucks to be me.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 13 November 2017 20:37 (one week ago) Permalink

as someone who lived underneath brutal stompers, I would have been glad to have you as an upstairs neighbor

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 November 2017 23:59 (one week ago) Permalink

Even my 4 year old knows not to stomp because of downstairs neighbors. Got to start them young.

Jeff, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 00:07 (six days ago) Permalink

Good on you Jeff ^

Week of Wonders (Ross), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 01:31 (six days ago) Permalink


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