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burma kitty posted n00dz on here, no?

NO WONDER AJA WAS A LOON

― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Tep you are assuming the mantle of godhood here

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Burma Shave / Burmese Python / Mission of Burma

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread has been elevated to ridiculous levels of greatness. Thank God no one's around to hear me laughing.

― Vinnie (vprabhu), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

For Dan:

Now even trannies
can bang a gong
and get with Eddie's
Old Spice dong
LYSOL DOUCHE!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I tried soap
To mend my troubles
Making love
Meant making bubbles!
LYSOL DOUCHE!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link

When your ugly
Feels the burn
you'll know the buggies
Won't return.
LYSOL DOUCHE!

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Take Thanksgiving
Up a notch
Baste the turkey
Of your crotch!
LYSOL DOUCHE!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm about to pee my pants.

then boy do I have a product for you!

excuse me miss?
does your vadge smell of piss?
if so, it's no worry at all
just shower your girly bits with Lysol
LYSOL DOUCHE

― oops (Oops), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

His Yule log
Will spark and glow
Once you douse
Your mistletoe
LYSOL DOUCHE!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:08 (nineteen years ago) link

because you're a nasty ho
give your snatch a lemon glow!
your friends and neighbors will be happy
at the odor of your snappy
LYSOL DOUCHE!

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Vinegar's fine
For Sues and Madges
But we don't need
No stinkin vadges!
LYSOL DOUCHE!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

CLASS, Tep.

Give your hubbby
something nice
Citrus-flavored
pubic lice
LYSOL DOUCHE!!

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:15 (nineteen years ago) link

someone wants Madge's vadge

http://www.crzy4art.com/e-cards/madonna.jpg

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Is that Annie Lennox?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:20 (nineteen years ago) link

No more I love yous my ass!

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Take your clothes off,
Take a whiff
Did the lemmings
Leave the cliff?
LYSOL DOUCHE!

(The problem is that I have the "Wanna wanna, wanna Fanta" ad that plays in the movie theater in my head now.)

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Sparkling clean
To please his wee-wee
Brand new flavors
Lime and kiwi!
LYSOL DOUCHE!

(See what I mean?)

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link

(Wait, there's no movie theater in my head, btw.)

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

If your man's tongue's
scared to roam
douche away
your fishy foam
LYSOL DOUCHE!

― BADGER KITTEN, Friday, 18 June 2004 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

If you're feeling
Not so fresh
Let us remove
your tuna breath
Lysol Douche!

― Jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Gotta whiffy vag, girl?
Nope, me neither
I always LYSOL DOUCHE my beaver

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

'Doc, I think I'm losing him...'
'Lady - LYSOL DOUCHE that quim'

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link

If your gal's
got pubic grease
Spray some lysol
in her crease
LYSOL DOUCHE!

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Is your cuntage somewhat whiffy?
LYSOL DOUCHE it in a jiffy!

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

If he's chokin' when he's pokin'
LYSOL DOUCHE will stop him croakin'

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha CUNTAGE!!! best word ever.

xpost

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

You'll douche with anything that kills your germs.
You'll douche with anything by Summer's Eve.
You'll douche with anything once or twice.
You'll douche with anything while in the commode.
You'll douche with anything that comes in many flavors.
You'll douche with anything that makes you fresh.
You'll douche with anything by any bunch of stupid hygienists with their white labcoats intent on taking our money instead of giving your cash where it belongs, to a decent ad copywriter like myself!
LYSOL DOUCHE.

(I think I'm beyond sense now.)

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Procreate don't asphixyiate
LYSOL DOUCHE

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Weird, Tep... I was just about to post quoting the sample from the David & Don Was remix of "Smokin' Banana Peels":

Dad, how could you possibly know more about douche than I do?

I don't know anything about douche, but I do know antifreeze when I see it, and that's what you're holding.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link

BRING THA ZING BACK TO YA THING!
LYSOL DOUCHE!

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Is your front bottom stinkin rotten?
LYSOL DOUCHE!

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Mine was cause the meter I'd fallen into kept making me think, "Oh, baby / Look at you / Don't you look / Like Siouxsie Sioux / LYSOL DOUCHE!"

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

"Front bottom" is still the best Britishism around.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

ker-ist, I am obsessed. That's ads, folks!

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Does your clam smell like tinned spam?
LYSOL DOUCHE!

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

BITCHIN' CAMARO, BITCHIN' CAMARO, BITCHIN' CAMARO, LYSOL DOUCHE!

― St. Nicholas Ridiculous (Nick A.), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Jellyfish Heaven ...
Smells a lot ...
Like your cunnnnt

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

And when I wake up late at night,
I know that everything will be alright,
Cause crawlin' round on my roof,
Is LYSOL DOUCHE!

― St. Nicholas Ridiculous (Nick A.), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Girls - are your vadges gassing badgers?
LYSOL DOUCHE!

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Where the hell is Dan?

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

When your muff juice ain't no love juice
LYSOL DOUCHE!

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link

'His inamorata had a vagina dentata...'

VADGE HORROR STORY t.b.c

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Is your growler a social howler?
LYSOL DOUCHE!

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

cuality, not cuntity, badger!

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh dear, I seem to have been lost again.

― VengaDan Perry's Shit (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Say your love life
is slim pickin's?
It happens when
The twat thickens.
LYSOL DOUCHE!

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

God damn it this is what happens when I get drunk and my my boyfriend goes to sleep on the sofa

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Take a whiff
Uncross your eyes;
Something died
Between your thighs
LYSOL DOUCHE!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Moldy bread
And gooey zweiback
Make your cooter
Smell like Sleestacks
LYSOL DOUCHE!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

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