Taking Sides: Erick Dampier vs. An Order of Chicken Fries

looks like chicken fries win!

especially if the chicken fries are named desagana diop

now STARTING CENTER for the mavs! go desagana!

this isnt the first time the Mavs have had a usless scarecrow for a center, see Shawn Bradley for example.
they couldn't get a bag of basketballs for that waste of a jersey when he was still playing

Question: If the Mavs traded Erick Dampier to Burger King for an order of chicken fries, what would Burger King do with him? Is he responsible enough to man the fry-o-later? Would he be completely useless until the week leading up to his quarterly review, in which time he would work just hard enough to convince the store manager to give him a raise?