What is best paedo song?

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(this song is terrifying)

Beach Boys - I Wanna Pick You Up

I love to pick you up
'Cause you're still a baby to me
Cribs and cradles and bottles and toys
Are part of the joys they bring

I wanna wash your face
And change your clothes and button your shoes
Walk you around and wrestle with you
Then I'm gonna make you sing

In the mornin' I could wake you up
Feed you breakfast from a little cup

I want to pick you up
Rock you back and forth and make you smile
I want to hold you close for a while

I wanna tickle your feet
Drop you in your little tub
Wash your body and shampoo your hair
Be careful not to sting your eyes

When it's night I'll put you in your bed
And I'll bend and kiss ya on your head

I want to pick you up
Rock you back and forth and make you smile
I want to hold you close for a while

Pat pat pat pat pat her on her butt butt
She's going to sleep be quiet
Pat pat pat pat pat her on her butt
She's going to sleep
Little baby go to sleep

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link

more beach boys

ALL DRESSED UP FOR SCHOOL

Well she first caught my eye a runnin' round in shorts
But she never bothered with her hair
Just a barefooted chick with all skinned up knees
Yeah she didn't care what she'd wear
(All dressed up for school)

Dressed up for school, ooo what a turn on
Dressed up for school, ooo what a turn on
Dressed up for school, ooo what a turn on
All dressed up for school

All summer long she had a crush on me
But I just couldn't care at all
But new to school threads really did it for me
Yeah she's turned into a doll
(All dressed up for school)

Dressed up for school, ooo what a turn on
Dressed up for school, ooo what a turn on
Dressed up for school, ooo what a turn on
All dressed up for school
Weah

Goes out every night 'cause she's a sharp little doll
And the guys can't leave her alone
Now she hardly finds the time to talk to me
She's not the little girl I've always known
(All dressed up for school)

Dressed up for school, ooo what a turn on
Dressed up for school, ooo what a turn on
Dressed up for school, ooo what a turn on
All dressed up for school

Doot doot doot-doot doot
Doot doot doot-doot doot
Doot doot doot-doot doot
Doot doot doot-doot doot

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Life is tough and love is rough
For the man who just can't seem to ever get enough
The days go by and the women come and go
So many that you decide to get rid of your front door
So you don't have to hear them all disappear

You just sit and you wait
Staring at your empty plate
And you can say I'm a lonely sailor
Rockin' gently on my dreams
'Cause I have it all, but I don't want it all
It ain't like I've never ever ever ever tried
I just never been fully satisfied

Just a tie a little shoelace
And to share a sleeping bag
And I look ahead to the day
When I look back at all the fun that I've had
But still, but still, but still..

I see so many little boys I want to marry
I see plenty little kids I've yet to have
Even when the moon goes out
Even when the sea dries out
I still see so many little boys I want to marry
I see plenty little kids I've yet to have now
Even when the sea's all free
And everything's lying on me
Even when the sun ceases to shine
I won't care, I'll still have on my mind
So many little boys I want to marry yeah yeah
I see plenty little kids I've yet to have

And in the shower I get my dreaming done
I hold my breath and I wait for the day to come
Oh little Billy, little Timmy, little Jimmy, you're the one
I may not look it, but I swear my heart is young for so many..
Little boys I want to marry

ruby (ruby), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Thats Little Boys by Devendra Banhart by the way. A clear winner surely. No beating round the bush there.

ruby (ruby), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

hello you random. this one probably is the dodgiest one of the lot actually.

dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 30 April 2006 01:57 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...
any more good peado songs?

wogan lenin (dog latin), Thursday, 17 August 2006 09:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Try "Happy Birthday" by Gary Glitter (funnily enough)

Although you prob wont find the lyrics on the internet.

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 10:38 (seventeen years ago) link

three years pass...

still looking for some good paedo tracks.

dog latin, Saturday, 28 November 2009 03:52 (fourteen years ago) link

why

itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 28 November 2009 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link

don't stand so close to me?

unban everyone tbh (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 28 November 2009 06:40 (fourteen years ago) link


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