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― trees (treesessplode), Sunday, 10 September 2006 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

play it cool.

― trees (treesessplode), Sunday, 10 September 2006 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

spanish dude was otm - but gabba gabba hey i am taken. latebloomer you were in my thoughts lol!

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 11 September 2006 00:41 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL BOSTON.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 11 September 2006 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Me: Wow your girlfriend throws a great party
Him: Yeah. Wanna get out of here with me?

this happened tonight.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 11 September 2006 04:47 (seventeen years ago) link

whta pimp

― capt thinking (Pablo A), Monday, 11 September 2006 04:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i was at a total cheeseball family luau in maui last week and some chick asked me if i knew where to get good weed. i said no and she started chatting me up like crazy. the wife came over and i said "good luck w/your hunt" and walked away a) why no matter where in the world i am do people assume i have or want to buy weed? b) is this a good pickup line?

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 11 September 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

was this gonna be like that scene in that movie Go where the english dude hooks up w/the two chix in the hotel in vegas and she sticks tissue up her nose because she can't inhale any other way and then the tissue lights on fire and he runs out the hall naked?

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 11 September 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

what

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 11 September 2006 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"Hey girl, know where I can get the dank nugs?"

― trees (treesessplode), Monday, 11 September 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

*SLAP*

― trees (treesessplode), Monday, 11 September 2006 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

who are these douches?
http://www.thenoiseboard.com/index.php?showtopic=142662

biting our threads

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

THEY AH FROM BAHSTIN AN DOO NAUGHT MATTAH

― trees (treesessplode), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

fourteen years pass...

"Hey, are you a light switch? Because you're turning me on! I am a lamp."

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 20:19 (two years ago) link

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