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lmaaaaaaooo @ scratched-out photos

am0n, Friday, 16 November 2007 14:39 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

eeeeeeeeeeurgh, unedited for your pleasure

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Confounded, Sunday, 9 December 2007 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Dec 7 - ##### R U UP LATE WITH A STIFF ONE? ##### - w4w - 22 (GWINNETT) img

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 9 December 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link

#### THAT IS AFFIRMATIVE ####

Confounded, Monday, 10 December 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Dear Soho Brunette, You Misunderstood My True Intention - m4w - 36
Reply to: pers-505066✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧
Date: 2007-12-10, 4:46PM EST

Dear Soho Brunette,

Our Conversation This Morning Was Too Short, MUCH Too Short, Considering What I Felt Between Us. I Was Walking Along Prince Street And Saw You Immediately, Bringing Out The New Day. Your Make-Up And Outfit Were Divine And I Felt Something Spiritual Come Over Me. But What Was It? I Had To Find Out, Had To Learn More. This Was Not A Choice, It Was My Duty.

I Have To Say Something To You Now That I Did Not Say To You Earlier Today.

No, It Was Not Right Of Me To Take Out My Camera Phone. No, But I Wanted To Capture What We Had Just Then. And I Must Admit To You That I Did Capture It, You In All Your Natural Beauty. Your Surprise Was A Testament To Female Tenderness -- And I Don't Regret My Action. Everyone I Have Shown It To Says You Are Truly A Thing of Beauty, Befitting My Type Of Society.

Soho Brunette, You Made A Mistake In Calling Me A Creep, Especially So Loudly. It Is An Understandable Mistake, Perhaps Men You Know Are Shy About Expressing Their Affection For Your Form. But I Am A Man of Action, And It Was Action That Was Required Today. Again, You Might Have Thought Your Photo Would Not Be Appreciated. But I Can Assure You That It Is.

I Don't Think You Truly Intended To Be Curt With Me. I Think Perhaps You Were On The Way To Your Job, And Wanted To Keep Your Focus. After All, You Mentioned Your Concern About Your Schedule. I Want To Give You A Longer-Term Perspective, To Show You That I Have The Financial Resources To Give Us All The Free Time In The World. Vacations And Travel And Lavish Shopping: These Are Things I Want To Give To The Right Woman. But Only The Right One.

You Were Not Wearing A Wedding Ring Today, So I Know This Message Will Address A Need In Your Life. You Didn't Ask If I Was Single, But Yes I Am Single. I Have Been With Many Beautiful Women, But I Consider Myself Holding Out For THE ONE. I Am Looking For The Woman Whose Cycle Coincides With My Desires, and I Sensed That You Are A Woman Who Is This Very Day In Her Prime Of Ovulation. How Do I Know This? I Have Doctoral Training In This Very Area.

I Look Forward To Continuing Our Conversation.

My Name Is Conrad. You Owe It To Yourself To Give Me Chance #2. You Owe It To BOTH Of Us! Please Send Me An Email And I Could See You As Soon As This Evening.

Laurel, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link

She Was So Great!!

Confounded, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Her Prime Of Ovulation.

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 02:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Laurel, are you trying to holler

Confounded, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 05:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Capitalization Dude is omg...just...omg

dell, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:22 (sixteen years ago) link

shut up, Dell Dude

Confounded, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:31 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/ill_imports/webpix/dude.jpg

jergïns, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 07:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Sure, or just carving out my niche on IRE. Besides he has Doctoral Training In That Very Area, how could I not repost?

Laurel, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link

And who doesn't like Lavish Shopping??

Laurel, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link


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