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Judy Cheeks - Reach & Spin (Dub Mix)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUXitwuOalQ

http://www.mixcloud.com/bennybrassic/sweet-dj-release-old-skool-4x4-garage-mix/

https://www.sendspace.com/file/uskyya

1. Spin spin sugar (Armand's Dark Garage instrumental mix) - Sneaker Pimps (Clean Up)
2. Sweet DJ Release - New Horizons (500 Rekords)
3. I can't quite understand - Brasstooth (Well Built Records)
4. Hideaway (187 Lockdown Hidden Vocal dub) - De'Lacy (Deconstruction)
5. Bugsy's theme - RIP Productions (4th Floor)
6. The Chant (W E R) - R.I.P. (Ice Cream Records)
7. Wanna give you myself - Double 99 (Ice Cream records)
8. Da Scientist - G.I. Sly (Nice 'N' Ripe)
9. Lets get it on - D.C. Sensation (Nice 'N' Ripe)
10. Nothing but the truth - Lady Penelope & Abstrac (Emitta Sounds)
11. Devotion to love - Lady Penelope (Emitta Sounds)
12. Club Lonely - Groove Connektion 2 (white label)
13. Everything is large - Underground Distortion (Satellite Recordings)
14. Take my hand (Dem 2's N.Y. Keys mix) - Moreso (Locked On)
15. Personality - Lavonz Vs Deneshae (Locked On)

i love it when you buy some records on discogs and instead of using stiff cardboard to line the box they just throw some random dollar records in there. even better it's dance 12s, like this single sided promo stuffed in an order that showed up yesterday.

it might be the worst speed garage i've ever heard!

https://soundcloud.com/ken1975/the-full-monty-montius-maximus

i think i'm going to keep it

CLASSIC

the infernal honking between the first and second drop

ppl are going to be like “that’s just bad hard house but with the spin spin sugar drums”

in my defense, based on the title alone i was going to chuck in the trash without even listening, until i took a closer look at the promo sticker

https://i.imgur.com/t2hm4cV.jpeg

actually wait they stole the whole hook from spin spin sugar and disguised it as infernal honking, didn’t they?

BIG UP THE BASS ITS TIME TO GET DOWN

I'm actually gutted this isn't a speed garage mix of "You Sexy Thing" but yes this is suitably awful

Nah that’s a Voodoo Ray rip right?

Terrible example but I have a soft spot for this kind of track tbh. Especially old Loop Da Loop remixes that have barely anything to do with the original records they are based on.

No idea why anyone decided this should be almost 9 minutes long, but this kind of thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQmZYPU7Wuw

One of the most fun mixes....ever?

https://www.nts.live/shows/finn/episodes/finn-15th-july-2022

you can get so many amazing garage (speed and 2-step) tracks just by buying cheap millenium chartpop CD-singles, the b-sides always have a remix which bears no relation to the original.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sppZ2NVhCA0

like, who is the market for a speed garage remix of Space?

anyway that neonjoe84 Youtube channel has some amazing examples of this terrible idea:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=429eDZtqB4U

Also to get all hardcore ‘nuum on it, that Montius Maximus track is by Mark Williams who was in ‘A Homeboy, A Hippie and a Funky Dred’ (who put out the breakbeat hardcore classic ‘Total Confusion’) and was part of Rising High Collective with Caspar Pound (who among other things released some of the first Spiral Tribe affiliated 12”s and some pioneering UK proto trance etc)

No idea how he got from there to ‘Voodoo Ray’ with honking noises but that’s quite a legacy tbf.

Xp I’ll see your Space remix and raise you a completely unnecessary 187 Lockdown remix of Alabama 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj2gN4zygvE

oh yeah … voodoo ray! i knew i knew that hook from somewhere

BIG UP THE BASS ITS TIME TO GET DOWN

― boxedjoy

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