Ashlee Simpson: Emo or Oh no?

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ok ok, so simpson could never write a braid song, or even a taking back sunday song for that matter.

I know you like her and all, but you don't have to deify her.

David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:00 (nineteen years ago) link


Its not an insult, its just fact, im assuming shes not THAT much of a musician that she will eventually write all the music herself


avril on the other hand..... ;-)

Jackson, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link

shes not THAT much of a musician

Understatement.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link


sigh, i dunno, maybe im wrong, reading too much into her

Jackson, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Let me restate: What you said of her (she'll never write a Braid of Taking Back Sunday song) was the biggest compliment you can give to any artist ever.

David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:11 (nineteen years ago) link

come on, Frame and Canvas is a great cd, and the new taking back sunday is so much better than anything NuMetal ever did

Jackson, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

how is she any less valid (as an artist, of course) in comparison to modern hipster rock bands? neither are doing anything artistically important and both rely on fashion as their only point of (tiresome)interest? riddle me that, batman!
(anyone who says "meaningful lyrics" will be shot immediately)

the riddler, Thursday, 30 September 2004 14:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh come off it. She's crappy, prefabricated cheese-whiz and YOU KNOW IT.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 30 September 2004 14:45 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
REVIVE. Because her new album is QUITE decent. You know how "Cool" by Gwen Stefani is really good but also kind of crap at the same time? "Dancing Alone" off teh new Ashlee is like that, except not crap at all.

And, though nobody except Xhuxk will know what I mean, track 2 is a dead sound-alike for Artificial Joy Club's "Skywriting".

edward o (edwardo), Friday, 21 October 2005 06:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Nothing on it as gloriously globe-straddlingly, wantonly stupid as "La La", unfortunately.

edward o (edwardo), Friday, 21 October 2005 06:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I remember Artificial Joy Club! I remember seeing the video for "Sick & Beautiful" on 120 minutes way back when.

Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Friday, 21 October 2005 07:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I still have the Artificial Joy Club CD (and not in storage, either!) It is great! But the new Ashlee album is even better! Here is what I posted on the 2005 country thread yesterday, but I'm reposting it here since (1) Ashlee fans and/or enemies may not likely look at that thread and (2) Ashlee doesn't have much to do with country, I guess:

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By the way (not sure when this turned into the rolling post-teen-pop thread, but what the hell), I am i am playing the new Ashlee Simpson CD now and it is GREAT. First song and single, "Boyfriend," is now officially my favorite Franz Ferdinand song ever. No kidding, that's who its music sounds like, except with a really good singer for a change. Other parts, I'm thinking Stevie Nicks and Courtney Love a LOT, but also, like, "Broken English" by Marianne Faithful, or, well, what was that sleazy Deborah Allen rock-disco song in the '80s? Wow.
-- xhuxk (xedd...), October 20th, 2005.


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Her music rocks the disco like Stevie's '80s solo stuff never did, I think, but like I always *wanted* it to. And she has more dance in her music than Courtney ever did, obviously. I am blown away.
-- xhuxk (xedd...), October 20th, 2005.


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I mean, shit - Kim Carnes, Bonnie Tyler...I'm 95 percent sure that none of them ever made an album anywhere NEAR this good. I don't want to jinx it or anything, but this could end up being my album of the year. Just about every track ROCKS, and the ballads really seem to kick, too. (Weird, I saw Ashlee on SNL a couple weeks ago and that mature pseudo-classy whine weep tune she did bored me to tears; I did not have high hopes for this album at all.) (And by the way, Deborah Allen's biggest hits were COUNTRY hits, and Trick Pony covered "It's a Heartache" this year, so Ashlee can count as country if you want.)
Deborah Allen still looks pretty sleazy by the way:

http://www.deborahallen.com/

-- xhuxk (xedd...), October 20th, 2005.


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Hardest rocking Ashlee track MIGHT be "Coming Back For More," or might not. But the only one that turns into Led Zeppelin's "Trampled Under Foot" at the end, as far as I can tell so far, is "L.O.V.E."
xp

-- xhuxk (xedd...), October 20th, 2005.

xhuxk, Friday, 21 October 2005 12:09 (eighteen years ago) link

oops, left out these:

Also, "Catch Me When I Fall" reminds me "Cold Chills" by Kix, for some reason (the melody and open spaces and cold chilliness of it, probably). And "Burnin Up" reminds me of "Burning Up" by Madonna (the new wave evolved into rock-disco burning-uppishness of it, probably.) And the title track "I Am Me", while definitely not the hardest rocking track, is probably the most blatantly Courtney-grungey one.
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-- xhuxk (xedd...), October 20th, 2005.


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By the way, what I really meant to say about Ashlee's ballads isn't so much that they "kick" (which is not to say that they don't), but that there's generally a really visceral lushness and throb to them; they aren't just shrinking violets wilting behind the rock woodwork.

-- xhuxk (xedd...), October 20th, 2005.

xhuxk, Friday, 21 October 2005 12:12 (eighteen years ago) link

The country thread is an odd place for such a thing, but yeah. The "Skywriting"/"In Another Life" sounds absolutely blatant to me, do you actually hear it, xhuxk or am I speaking crap?

edward o (edwardo), Friday, 21 October 2005 12:17 (eighteen years ago) link

No, I think the comparison totally makes sense! (As for the country threadishness, it kind of came out of a long running Shooter Jennings --> John Cougar ---> Hope Partlow ----> Brie Larsen ----> Ashlee series of tangents. David Banner gets talked about on that thread too! It is my favorite ILM thread of the year, no contest.)

xhuxk, Friday, 21 October 2005 13:31 (eighteen years ago) link

She shold be beheaded on television.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 October 2005 16:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow, talk about throwing a body in front of a moving train

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Saturday, 22 October 2005 05:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Damn, she is still hotter than her sister. That emo/punk look is way hot!


http://www.zone1061.com/pictures/wallpapers/ashlee800.jpg

Tickly Me Elmer, Saturday, 22 October 2005 09:02 (eighteen years ago) link

If boobs were money, she'd be a very wealthy young lady. Oh wait, they are and she is.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm not sold on "Boyfriend" - the Franz Ferdinand-y backing band, the Donnas-y vocals. I liked her better in the Natalie Imbruglia days ("Pieces of Me"). Maybe I should give the rest of the tracks a chance.

Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Saturday, 22 October 2005 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

That picture veers very close to Blatant Nipslip territory.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 22 October 2005 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Also from the country thread:

The Deborah Allen disco hit was... don't remember the title, actually (I'm too lazy to dig out my old Swellsvilles and find out), but it's the one with the lyric that Leslie deliberately misheard as "I know you like the back of my hand," in order to project some s&m content onto Deborah's burnt-voiced passion.
-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), October 20th, 2005. (Frank Kogan)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 23 October 2005 00:52 (eighteen years ago) link

No one is disturbed by the fact that in that picture Ashlee is five fingers deep in the funhouse? She's like, wrist-deep in a Georgia O'Keeffe. (You guys, I just made the best rhyme ever!)

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Sunday, 23 October 2005 01:43 (eighteen years ago) link

*clap*

Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 23 October 2005 01:44 (eighteen years ago) link

So, maybe inevitably after my initial burst of happiness at noticing how good it is, Ashlee's album is now slipping down my potential Pazz and Jop list and may slip off the list altogether - though partly that's just because I've been replaying stuff like Fannypack and MIA and Mannie Fresh and Hold Steady and Living Things this week I hadn't pulled out in a while and I've been realizing they're better than my memory was letting me think. Anyway, if I vote for it, I'll most likely just give it 5 or 6 points (unless it picks up steam again, which could happen); we'll see. Still a really strong album, though. And the new single, "L.O.V.E.," besides ending like Zep, also starts out like "Dream On" like Aerosmith (and hence also like "Don't Close Your Eyes" by Kix, "No Speak" by No Doubt, and um, some Supertramp song - "Take the Long Way Home" I guess? Whatever.) Also I for sure prefer Ashlee's album to Gwen Stefani's, even though pretty much every review I've read claims Ashlee is ripping Gwen off. I don't get that. Ashlee's a way more passionate singer, for one thing. (And I *like* Gwen; I have nothing against her. Her solo album is good.)

xhuxk, Friday, 4 November 2005 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link

DON'T Speak. No Close Your Eyes. Take the Dream Way Home. Whatever.

xhuxk, Friday, 4 November 2005 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

DULL DULL DULL, like most of the other women vocalists out there. she is so pretend that it is actually torture to hear people speak of her favorably. a toy for over 20 something pedophiles in the waiting. take her and that osbourne daughter bitch and drown them in a fucking river.

HPrimeau, Friday, 4 November 2005 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, between "L.O.V.E." and "Catch Me When I Fall," "Dream On"/"Don't Close Your Eyes" seems to be a bit of a recurring melodic motif on the CD (which I'm playing now, and is sounding great again. Maybe better than Mannie Fresh and/or Living Things? We'll see.)

xhuxk, Friday, 4 November 2005 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait, anyone over 20 is who wants a go at this bird is a paedophile? That doesn't make sense! She's like... 19?

Alex in Novosibirsk (ex machina), Friday, 4 November 2005 15:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, I was wondering about that, too.

Weirdest (probably misheard) album on the album so far: "Do you know how it feels to be a rape, lyng there frozen, with my eyes wide open?"

Not sure what else that word could be: "Erased"?? That's weird, too!

xhuxk, Friday, 4 November 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

She's 21!

Dan (Thank You, Us Weekly) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 November 2005 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Pervert.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 November 2005 15:38 (eighteen years ago) link

And she knows how to have a good time at the Mickey D's!

monkeybutler, Friday, 4 November 2005 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

In her defense, I'm surprised the tedium of being trapped in Toronto hasn't caused that to happen more often.

Vic Funk, Friday, 4 November 2005 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

the word is "afraid," chuck. I found it by typing "ashlee simpson lying there frozen lyrics" into google.

'Twan (miccio), Friday, 4 November 2005 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

i think that video makes me love her more (the whole drunk in McDonalds thing)

JD from CDepot, Friday, 4 November 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait, anyone over 20 is who wants a go at this bird is a paedophile? That doesn't make sense! She's like... 19?
-- Alex in Novosibirsk (dr_...), November 4th, 2005 9:32 AM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

Why is Jon saying "bird" and "paedophile"? I thought he lived in BUSHWICK.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 November 2005 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd say Calum but there's a mirror in the room.

'Twan (miccio), Friday, 4 November 2005 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, that just occurred to me, too.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 November 2005 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Chuck, I've never heard a full Gwen Stefani or No Doubt album, so I don't know all the similarities, but here are a few: mixes reggae into pop-rock ("Boyfriend," "Burnin Up"), does funny chirpy dance-funk on the theme of girl bonding ("L.O.V.E."). {I actually don't know if Gwen Stefani ever did a track about girl bonding, except I can't imagine that she didn't.)

But to say that Ashlee's ripping Gwen off is ridiculous, since Ashlee doesn't sound like Gwen, and the reason for the comparison is Gwen = pop rock girl who goes funky reggae, Ashlee = pop rock girl who (occasionally) goes funky reggae, so they must be the point of comparison. Whereas actually it's John Shanks' guitar and production that's providing the reggae, albeit in consultation with the singer. Whereas if "Boyfriend" and "Burnin Up" had been the same except done by a guy, the obvious would have stuck out: It's the Clash, who were a rock band that played reggae, who are the most obvious comparison here, with the echoed laugh right off of "London Calling" and the clipped-short guitar crunch style from that very same song, and when it's not the Clash it's the Specials and Gang of Four (and Franz Ferdinand, for that matter) for Shanks' snapping-twig guitar riff that runs throughout the verse. And I think Shanks plays it more effectively than G of 4 or Franz Ferdinand, both of whose guitar work I like a lot.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 02:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Important question (important for me, since I'm supposed to be reviewing this record): I made a strategic decision not to get a TV when I moved to Denver in 1999, so I've never seen Ashlee on TV. What's she like? What's the image, the persona, the character? I've never seen Seventh Heaven, obviously.

(Now I disappear for several hours.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 02:27 (eighteen years ago) link

A rich valley girl with a Christian youth-group father incorporating the image of a G-rated "rocker/punk" as a marketing move for the type of MTV viewing teens who might think Green Day is the epitome of dangerous. If you've seen Hilary Duff and Avril Lavigne, she is somewhere inbetween those two personas with some traditional female singer-songwriter thrown in.

Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 04:01 (eighteen years ago) link

is anyone else amused by the knee-jerk reaction by everyone against ashlee simpson's g-rated punk?

is g-rated punk ever assumed to be authentic (eg. not a marketing move)?

natedey (ndeyoung), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 05:51 (eighteen years ago) link

is g-rated punk ever assumed to be authentic (eg. not a marketing move)?

Not when I remember her own father making comments on trying to market her as the total opposite of her sister (who was a famously beautiful virgin). The anarchy symbol at the Orange Bowl also comes to mind as something a bit contrived. Her music wouldn't be better if she was had a "rich punk heritage" or really believed in anarchy but the poster asked for her image, which I said was a bit forced. If he asked what her music sounded liked I might not even touch it.

Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 06:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Cunga, is that the character she plays on the TV show, or is that your take on her image in real life (and is the Christian Dad you're referring to her read dad or the TV dad) (though obviously her TV show image will affect her real-life image).

Anyone else seen the TV show, or the videos (which my dial-up connection allows me to "see," but on postage-stamp size, stop-action "video" at Launch Yahoo)?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Ashlee Simpson's real dad is Joe Simpson, who's a fundie Christian turned Don-King-like promoter of his two daughters. He's said some fairly off things about their sex appeal, commenting maybe a little too favorably on Jessica's breasts for example. And yeah, he's talked about marketing Ashlee as the flipside of Jessica.

On Seventh Heaven she was not playing a fictionalized version of her music self (it wasn't a Suzi-Quatro-on-Happy Days situation). She was just another teen actress. There has been no attempt that I know of to tie the two jobs together - she seems to have simply decided making an album was a quicker route to stardom than being third-tier on a WB drama with no cred outside the Christian community. And she was right.

The videos are jammed full of standard "I'm rockin' out and wild" quick-cut iconography that's been the same since the early 80s. Young people partying in a house with no one older than them anywhere to be seen, jumping in the pool and dancing on furniture, some making out in the corners, etc., etc. Ashlee dresses "punk" (tight black jeans and Converse hightops like Billie Joe Armstrong wears, lots of bracelets, dark hair to start with but now blonde, retro rock band T-shirts)...you know the drill. Nothing surprising about them at all. The "La La" video features her and the extras cavorting in a laundromat like some kind of commercial for new and improved rebellious detergent.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I guess I can sort of hear the "In Another Life" "Sky Watching," similarities in their choruses, somewhat. I doubt that the latter inspired the former, though you can never tell.

As for image, what would you people (if you've seen it) say about the album photos? She entitles the record I Am Me and then gives us a whole bunch of very different looks, the Nico Ashlee, the Marlene Ashlee, the Debutante Ashlee, the Forlorn Runner-Up Prom Queen Ashlee, the Burlesque Ashlee, and - I don't know, the one in the brown two-piece, and her hair a dishmop - Frazzled Riverboat Harlot Ashlee. Pieces of her. Or pieces of her playing dressup.

(But I'm no whiz at identifying or describing fashions, so any insights you have would be a help.)

Stephen Thomas Erlewine at allmusic.com described Seventh Heaven as "square," and considered Autobiography an appealing makeover; and he was touched by its earnestness. (I don't know; "La La" seems lighthearted to me, though I suppose one can be earnest with a light heart.)

Xpost.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

commenting maybe a little too favorably on Jessica's breasts

And not favorably enough on her desire for world peace?

(Do you consider her breasts rather ordinary?)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 15:16 (eighteen years ago) link

>(Do you consider her breasts rather ordinary?)

No, I consider her breasts pretty great. But I don't think her dad should be basically leering and pointing at them in public, y'know?

pdf (Phil Freeman), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 15:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Got yer book in the mail the other day, btw. Is the street date really Feb of next year?

pdf (Phil Freeman), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

No one is disturbed by the fact that in that picture Ashlee is five fingers deep in the funhouse? She's like, wrist-deep in a Georgia O'Keeffe. (You guys, I just made the best rhyme ever!)
-- Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (j...), October 23rd, 2005.


by far the most intelligent thing said on this thread, yet it continues...

JD from CDepot, Friday, 18 November 2005 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

>that particular set of bands always seems to come from the same place. <

So what "same place" do Ashlee and Montgomery Gentry come from again?(Like, the United States? So do Living Things!) You're stating a tautlogy, I think: "When certain writers define bands as part of genres the bands are usually not associated with, those bands come from genres other than the one they're being newly defined as."

xhuxk, Friday, 18 November 2005 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

"La La" has one part that works: the chorus. The verses just sound like Pink and the bridge feels like a merely obligatory musical digression.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 18 November 2005 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link

>when Frank says up above that Ashlee "and Shanks rock harder than the Gang of Four and Franz Ferdinand, both of which sound like toy bands in comparison," it doesn't really help me understand what Ashlee's music sounds like<

Only if it out of context, and leave out:

>the clipped-short guitar crunch style from that very same song, and when it's not the Clash it's the Specials and Gang of Four (and Franz Ferdinand, for that matter) for Shanks' snapping-twig guitar riff that runs throughout the verse. And I think Shanks plays it more effectively than G of 4 or Franz Ferdinand, both of whose guitar work I like a lot. <

Frank was describing how the record *sounds,* Sang.

xhuxk, Friday, 18 November 2005 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Only if you TAKE IT out of the context.

(None of which to say that writers can't describe and incite at the same time. Nor that they shouldn't. Hell, inciting is punk rock too. {And right, it's the oldest cliche on earth, just like punk rock is.} But sorry, "that's not the way I hear it, therefore this guy must be trying to pull a fast one over on me" really doesn't hold much water.)

xhuxk, Friday, 18 November 2005 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link

>So what "same place" do Ashlee and Montgomery Gentry come from again?(Like, the United States? So do Living Things!) You're stating a tautlogy, I think: "When certain writers define bands as part of genres the bands are usually not associated with, those bands come from genres other than the one they're being newly defined as."

I'm a hair's breadth from waving the white flag. What I think I'm saying, though, is "When certain writers define bands as part of genres the bands are usually not associated with, those bands come from genres they feel are likely to get a rise out of coastal alternative newspaper readers." I.e. bands whose main audience has a different ideological makeup from the readers, more typically conservative than liberal. As a rule, though I'm sure there are counterexamples aplenty. I agree that Ashlee and MG don't share an audience, but I also suspect there are few readers of the Voice music section who cheerlead for either one, and that that has something to do with their ideology.

But you've made a lot of good points, and I don't feel strongly enough about my argument anymore to argue it vehemently. In any event, the wife and I will be soon be making the long drive up to Hartford CT to check out the Gretchen Wilson / Big$Rich show, so I must be signing off now. Maybe I'll report back on Rolling Country. Hope my directions are good.

Sang Freud (jeff_s), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

This towering stack of crap defies gravity.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

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gear (gear), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

>I will be soon be making the long drive up to Hartford CT to check out the Gretchen Wilson / Big$Rich show<

Have fun! Drive safely! I hope it doesn't snow! (And by the way, you might want to note that Frank's Big & Rich piece in the Voice this week was basically about how they are pretty much the LEAST punk thing ever. Not sure how that might fit with your thesis or not....)

xhuxk, Friday, 18 November 2005 22:38 (eighteen years ago) link

"A pox on both your houses!"

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 19 November 2005 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Well, Thanksgiving intervened, then the servers seemed to be erratic or down whenever I visited the UConn Library, then I came back here (Denver) and had other things to deal with, hence didn't get to read or think about your replies.

pauline kael, j.d. salinger, james thurber = more punk than ashlee simpson

I agree with this, actually. And I don't know if I'd call John O'Hara a punk, but he sure put a lot of punks (and punk) into his stories. As for what's wrong with The New Yorker, that's for another thread and another day.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 12 December 2005 03:33 (eighteen years ago) link

And of course I'm trying to "incite" - incite thought, incite people to describe what they hear, to communicate their experience, to reflect on where that experience comes from, to display their personalities, etc. etc. etc. That said, I didn't introduce "punk" into this discussion in order to incite. That's because I'm not the one who introduced "punk" into this discussion. The word "punk" appeared right on top of this thread, first response, though in regard to Avril more than Ashlee. (But the word "emo" itself implies a resemblance to punk.) Then, in regard to Ashlee, you get this: "Damn, she is still hotter than her sister. That emo/punk look is way hot!" Then this (really well-written) characterization from Cunga: "A rich valley girl with a Christian youth-group father incorporating the image of a G-rated 'rocker/punk' as a marketing move for the type of MTV viewing teens who might think Green Day is the epitome of dangerous." And Chuck had compared her voice (but note, on just one of the tracks, and this was comparison was embedded in the midst of a whole slew of comparisons to other performers) to Courtney's. (And also notice that two other people got to the Franz Ferdinand comparison before I did.) This isn't to say that I wouldn't have introduced "punk" into the discussion if none of you had - I think it belongs in the discussion, though actually I was surprised when it first came up here.* It was there in this convo not just because some of you guys put it there but because you perceived Ashlee Simpson as putting it there. So we're not discussing "punk" here because one of us decided to throw it in as some sort of shock effect.

Also, at the risk of getting called pompous and preachy again, I'm going to say that a lot of you need to make it a habit to reread posts before your respond to them. E.g., note the following sentence of mine, "I wouldn't call Ashlee a punk, just call her someone who occasionally veers punkward," and also note the phrase "occasional punk moments." And my reason for discussing the garage bands and the Kirshner Brill Building bizzers was to point out that from the get-go a lot of punk arose from such moments and such people. And I can't see why that particular point would even be controversial, though perhaps it's new to some of you. (Can't really tell how you took it, actually. Did you notice it?)

*I finally bought Autobiography several weeks ago, and the title song contains some of the same punkisms/Courtneyisms as "I Am Me" does. So the "punk" in the latter probably isn't just in its effect (on me) but in its deliberately placed signifiers. So I guess we can say that Ashlee herself, and not just Tickley, Cunga, and Natedey, raised the issue of punk. But for the most part there's a whole lot of other stuff going on in the music.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 12 December 2005 05:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Something that's going on in this thread (at least for me) isn't just that some of us have conflicting ideas of what "punk" is, but that each of us has multiple ideas of punk (at least I do, Chuck does, and I'll bet most or all of you do too), and some of those ideas conflict with each other as well. That was one of my reasons for throwing in the MG creeps/bullies line, to create dissonance in my own argument.

When I first read the phrase "punk rock," I knew intuitively what it meant. It meant the malicious laugh in the midst of Syndicate of Sound's "Little Girl." It meant the snidely obnoxious way Rudy Martinez said "You're gonna cry" in ? and the Mysterians "96 Tears" - made "cry" sound sick, loathsome. It meant kids who terrorized other kids in junior high school hallways, those years when such songs were on the radio. I remember when a couple of kids in my school picked a fight with each other and then made rules about the fight - no kicking, no punching, no hitting in the face - so they ended up just shoving each other around, across the pavement. A friend of mine and I were there watching, and I said, "This reminds me of that song from last year..." He laughed and finished my sentence for me, "You're pushin' too hard." So that's one punk rock, kids who tried to make themselves feel strong by terrorizing weaker kids and singing hatred of girls, with any old I'll-get-even-with-you song on the radio as soundtrack. It's guys like the Young Rascals, early on, and Mouse & the Traps, who heard "Like A Rolling Stone" and didn't get its adventure and romanticism at all, just heard it as a way to tell some bitch off. Of course, this was all mixed up with straight pop sap (listen to the Troggs' "Love Is All Around"), coolness, and a dance into the unknown - who the fuck knew what was happening, this new world - and remnants of rock 'n' roll bounce and intimations of the really cool psychedelia that none of the punks could master. Anyway, this is how I first understood the phrase "punk rock," when it appeared in the early '70s, and if it meant any modern music it didn't mean the Dolls or Stooges - who were too self-reflective, would turn the gaze and the knife on themselves and on their audience. Might mean "Brownsville Station" or even "Sweet Home Alabama" but not "Search and Destroy" or "Personality Crisis." But then once I realized that "punk rock" was also being used for the Ramones and ilk, then of course it did very much mean those who turned the gaze and knives on themselves - the Dolls and Stooges in retrospect and subsequently the Sex Pistols (and I'd say again in retrospect the Stones and the Velvets and Dylan). And from there it could mean noisy sweethearts like X Ray Spex and the Clash and earnest do-gooders like Sham 69 and on. So that's a whole bunch of different types of punk, and there were many more to come. The most interesting to me were the ones who were mixing it up between "we're just normal guys lashing out at our exes" and "we're tearing everything up big-time" and "we're wearing our broken hearts under our hate" and so on, Electric Eels, Stooges, Dolls, Pistols. In 1978 I was sure that the Clash were the greatest band in the world, but I felt that the Contortions were more punk; I felt that Stevie Nicks' occasional punk moments outpunked the Clash, too, but she was just a normal heartbreak girl lashing out, not part of the Great Tear It Up or of any movement, and Ashlee's "I Am Me" [and little or nothing else by Ashlee] gets to be punk too in the Stevie way, not in the oppositional tear-it-all-up sense nor in the turn-the-knife-gaze-on-yourself-and-those-around but as a normal kid doing her lashout. And I think normal kid doing the lashout and dancing to the lashout is the wellspring for a lot of the other types of punk.

(And as I said above, there's a different and maybe even deeper well-spring, some obnoxious 10-year-old at the back of the schoolbus deliberately annoying the hell out of the driver, the teachers, everybody, including me, by singing "You make me want to la la" over and over and over until you want to scream, and it's not because "La La" is particularly punk - it's not - but because it's annoyingly catchy. And so "La La" is a wellspring not by being punk at all but providing the dance of the inner brat, maybe the real proto-everything-else. Though to be realistic, given what's on the radio, the kid's more likely to pick "Laffy Taffy.")

(When I was ten, and this really happened, the kids - there were two of them - were singing "She loves you yeah yeah yeah" about two million times, and boy was it irritating.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 12 December 2005 07:44 (eighteen years ago) link

By the way Sang Freud, I really appreciate your posts. I also would like to get back to Rick Massimo's posts. He hates Ashlee, but for interesting reasons that he's actually willing to give and that have something to do with Ashlee as I hear her.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 12 December 2005 07:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Might mean "Brownsville Station"

That is, might mean "Smoking in the Boys' Room" by Brownsville Station.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 12 December 2005 07:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Let me spell it out, you all love music, you aren't dumb:

What IS punk about Ashlee Simpson? Nothing.
What IS NOT punk about Ashlee Simpson? Everything.

I mean, come on guys, I know you love to argue, but any part of this girl's image/"music"/success that works well is no thanks to her. It's a team of about 800 ppl. that is contractually obligated to ensure that this disturbingly average talentless shadow of a Texan virgin does not reveal her mediocrity to the world. Besides the boobs. But that was god's decision, really.

scout (scout), Monday, 12 December 2005 08:24 (eighteen years ago) link

goddamn this thread

latebloomer: Deutsch Bag (latebloomer), Monday, 12 December 2005 08:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, and those 800ppl are doing a damn fine job. "I Am Me" rocks, really, it does.

edward o (edwardo), Monday, 12 December 2005 08:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Speaking of rereading posts, I see that Chuck thinks that Stevie and Courtney style is on the record a lot, so that probably means he hears Courtney in more than one song. I'm really only hearing the Courtney style in "I Am Me" (and in "Autobiography" on the previous alb).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 12 December 2005 08:41 (eighteen years ago) link

These "800 ppl" have names, actually, though there seem to be four main ones: Ashlee Simpson, John Shanks, Kara DioGuardi, Jeff Rothschild.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 12 December 2005 08:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't hear that much Courtney, maybe a bit on "Eyes Wide Open" too. "Boyfriend", yes, Franz Ferdinand. "In Another Life" definitely Artificial Joy Club. "Beautifully Broken" reminds me of that lovely Nina Gordon record, some of the country-rock numbers on it, anyway. Some of the backing vocal "scatting" on "LOVE" is somewhat Courtney-esque, if she went day-glo guitar pop, anyway.

edward o (edwardo), Monday, 12 December 2005 08:48 (eighteen years ago) link

YES, they do have names... Any of which would make more sense on the cover of those albums.

scout (scout), Monday, 12 December 2005 10:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I heard Courtney quite a bit on the first record, too! I mean, Courtney is totally in the ragged grain of Ashlee's voice; Stevie is too, I think, though probably *by way of* Courtney, actually. But "I Am Me," the title track, is easily her *most* Courtney song, both vocally and emotionally. (I said that up above before Frank got here, too: "And the title track 'I Am Me', while definitely not the hardest rocking track, is probably the most blatantly Courtney-grungey one.")

xhuxk, Monday, 12 December 2005 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

YES, they do have names... Any of which would make more sense on the cover of those albums.

Well, one of those names was on the cover of the album, but certainly I wouldn't say that some of the others aren't also deserving to be there. But that goes against standard practice. Arrangers, producers, songwriters, stylists etc. tend not to get their name in lights. Nelson Riddle didn't make the cover of the Sinatra records, Sam Phillips didn't make the cover of the early Elvis records, Andrew Loog Oldham didn't make the cover of the Stones, Greenwich and Barry didn't make the cover of the Shangri-Las, Holland Dozier Holland didn't make the cover of the Four Tops, etc. etc. etc. But anyway, even if you want to say that "I Am Me" is primarily Shanks and DioGuardi rather than Ashlee Simpson, how does that make it not punk, or not good?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 12 December 2005 15:22 (eighteen years ago) link

By the way, if someone wants to say, "But Frank, the kicker to your Voice piece on Ashlee is meant as incitement," I would say, "Yes, you're absolutely right, and I wrote the kicker." I definitely want to provoke people to think about the relationship between their social allegiances and their aesthetic ones. And I think it's completely legitimate for one's social allegiance to intertwine with one's aesthetics. Whether I agree with it or not, someone's saying that Ashlee picked up her punk at the mall can be the germ of real good analysis, as can one's conviction that someone like Ashlee, because of who she is and who her collaborators are, and because of whom they play to, can't make music that can be called punk. But these are only germs of ideas until one elaborates on them, and life gets pretty boring when people refuse to notice counterarguments. If the principle that takes down "I Am Me" also takes down "Steppin' Stone" and "Wild Thing" and "Kicks," don't you have to rethink or abandon the principle?

("Wild Thing," if you're interested, was written by Chip Taylor, who had previously affiliated with Chet Atkins, one of the architects of the Nashville countrypolitan sound (Taylor wrote a song for Bobby Bare, "Just A Little Bit Later On Down The Line"!); after "Wild Thing," Taylor went on to work with James Taylor and to write and produce the country-inflected hit "Angel of the Morning." So, does this make "Wild Thing" unpunk?)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 12 December 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link

That is, Chip Taylor produced Merillee Rush's "Angel of the Morning," and Evie Sands' as well. James Taylor didn't record "Angel of the Morning," as far as I know, or "Wild Thing," though Chip Taylor produced some of the early James Taylor work.

I haven't read Lester Bangs' "James Taylor Marked for Death" in quite a while. Does he mention Chip Taylor? Did he know that there was a James Taylor/Troggs connection? A lot of the piece is about the Troggs, and one of the questions it's posing is why the MC5's version of "I Want You" isn't as good as the Troggs', implying that it was now hard for people in the MC5's position to pull off what the Troggs had pulled off a few years earlier.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 12 December 2005 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I felt that Stevie Nicks' occasional punk moments outpunked the Clash,

Oh DO PLEASE give me a break.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 12 December 2005 15:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe I'm the one who said she picked up punk at the mall? If I did, I probably meant that punk is an accessory for her, one of many. It's not central to her persona. Moreover, it seems tacked on as an afterthought. In other words, she doesn't *do* punk particularly well. To her, it's all about sticking out her tongue and prancing around with a microphone. (I'm referring, I guess, to this amusing review from my local rag: http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/music/ny-secsing4531676nov30,0,1207471.story?coll=ny-music-headlines)

I don't think my aesthetics blind me to the fact that punk can come from anywhere. It's certainly present in Wild Thing, though I suspect that there it derives less from the sheet music than from whoever had the idea to have the loud guitars and drums all emphasize every single beat all the time, and of course from the sneering, leering, over-the-top vocals. And from the sheet music too, though the Troggs inhabit the song in a way that Chip Taylor may never have imagined when he wrote it. It's kind of present in Steppin' Stone, though in a much more controlled way. (Think Eddie and the Hot Rods, vice the Troggs' Sex Pistols.) Mickey Dolenz pushes the "anger" button, and out comes "anger," fairly convincingly, but still in quotes. There's nothing about the Troggs song that's in quotes.

I'm not sure that I know where the Troggs or the Monkees are coming from socially. Too far away in time. And it probably doesn't matter. The point here is that while punk is an interesting lens through which to view Wild Thing, and perhaps Steppin' Stone, it doesn't help much in explaining Ashlee. She's the wrong test case for the "Is ****** A Punk?" meme. In Ashlee's case, the more-or-less clear consensus here seems to be, well, "no." It's not that she can't make music that could be called "punk," just that she doesn't. There indeed may be a line tracing through Stevie to Courtney to Ashlee, and that's a more interesting line to pursue than the thin one that might connect Wild Thing to her.

Sang Freud (jeff_s), Monday, 12 December 2005 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Alex in NYC is sooo right about....well EVERYTHING!!!
haha and he's funny:D
Ashlee Simpson has no talent except for the successful fake boobs she recieved from a lastic surgeon.
P.S. I LOOOVE The MisFiTs

Alice in Wonderland, Sunday, 15 January 2006 01:29 (eighteen years ago) link

plastic**

Alice in Wonderland, Sunday, 15 January 2006 01:30 (eighteen years ago) link

why don't you just change your name to Alex in Wonderland

jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

eight months pass...
Oh how things change. Since the inception of this thread, Ashlee Simpson has gone onto have freakish plastic surgery, abandoned all semblance of her entiretly arguable (see above) "punk" incarnation and is now performing in a "Chicago" in London, playing a stardom-crazed, murderous suck-up wannabe (typecasting?)

Meanwhile, I now work for MTV.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 October 2006 12:47 (seventeen years ago) link

you should try and follow her path, get your own show while you pursue stardom

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 October 2006 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

what did her plastic surgery look like

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 October 2006 13:43 (seventeen years ago) link

she doesn't look like randal anymore

maura (maura), Sunday, 1 October 2006 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven years pass...
four years pass...

Boy, I was an angry young dad in 2005.

Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:24 (one year ago) link


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