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yeah elmo im about 22.5, which is apparently dangerously close to 'overweight' lol i i cant even fucking walk in heavy winds

19.2 damn son!

xp 19.7 damn son!

deeznuts, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link

29.5

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Don't need to calculate, had a check-up a few weeks back: 31-ish. lol I'm dead

Noodle Vague, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link

21.3

felicity, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

how many girls do ppl think is gonna post to this thread i say 3

xp good job felicity!

deeznuts, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link

A winner is me: 32.4

StanM, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link

21.2

BMI's really a poor indicator of health, though, especially if you're really muscular, out of shape, or really tall or short.

mh, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link

F'real. I work on the tenth story and I can walk it without getting winded.

Oilyrags, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link

shocking: i'm underweight.

chicago kevin, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link

I can run a few miles without too much trouble, I just probably consume a few too many calories.

Hurting 2, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link

about 24.7, not as good as i thot

xp - what he said

gabbneb, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link

maybe not so much with the macaroons and the tropicana this passover?

gabbneb, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link

20.3

got a worried 'you look really thin' comment from the old dear when i saw her earlier so am pleasantly surprised.

Upt0eleven, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm in the 27 range.

jaymc, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link

21.7

snoball, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link

And when I say "27 range," I mean 27.1. Which I only mention because otherwise it looks like I'm trying to look good by calling a 27.9 a 27.

jaymc, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link

bmi was already determined to be useless on some beth ditto clusterfuck thread.

bell_labs, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

24

stevienixed, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link

27.8

HEY JAYMC BRO IM IN THE "27 RANGE" WITH YOU

and what, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link

wanna just kick back... two straight guys exploring each others body mass indexes...

and what, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link

i am 21.0

bell_labs, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link

lol ethan

jaymc, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

25.7 currently.

ENBB, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Seem to have misplaced our scales but last time I checked I was under ten stone, which would put me at under 19. May have put on a few pounds since then though.

ledge, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

20.6

omar little, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link

20.7

up from 19.2 two months ago!

Dan I., Friday, 11 April 2008 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link

hmmm...maybe living in the south and working in state offices has distorted my perception.

Oilyrags, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Nah, internet people are all either pencil-necked geeks or fatties.

Dan I., Friday, 11 April 2008 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link

24.2

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link

yall some skinny mufuckas

and what, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

18.3

apparently i'm underweight.

Roz, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

old skinny ass snoop dogg lookin mufuckas

and what, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

pre-mono: 21.5
immediately post-mono: 18.7
currently: 20.1

69, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link

lol one out of three ain't bad. xp

Roz, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

old skinny ass snoop dogg lookin mufuckas

-- and what, Friday, April 11, 2008 8:12 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

MOAR LIEK PRINCE MARKIE DEE AMIRITE LOL?

Oilyrags, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

in order to have a BMI in the "normal" range i would have to weigh 190 lbs. or less which means i would look like i just came from Dachau

Yeah, BMI is weird. Right now I'm about 10 pounds over the weight at which I look best. If I were to lose enough weight to get to the middle of the "normal" range, I'd look disgustingly skinny. Maybe it's because I'm tall?

ENBB, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

i always imagined ethan as super skinny.

Jordan, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

19.8

quincie, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

BARBECUE?

El Tomboto, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link

TAXES

quincie, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link

GUYS BMI DOESNT TELL YOU ANYTHING, IT IS A RED HERRING

bell_labs, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link

DEATH

Mr. Que, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link

21.8

Mr. Que, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link

i always imagined ethan as super skinny.

-- Jordan, Friday, April 11, 2008 4:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

dont be imagining my body, dog

and what, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link

mmm...herring.

Oilyrags, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link

BARBECUE?!

El Tomboto, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link

ha

Jordan, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link

according to this even at the skinniest ive ever been in my adult life i was still just the middle of normal weight at 21.0 wtf

and what, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link

OKay, so I get that it tells people they're fat when they're not. But does it therefore also tell people they're healthy when they're really too thin?

Upt0eleven, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link

BMI tells me I am skinny so I like it and it is useful to me.

Note: I do not actually look like I have a sub 20
BMI.

quincie, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link

25. Used to be 20. Like six months ago. I feel fat.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Monday, 22 March 2010 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

18.9

404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Monday, 22 March 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm six foot 3 and somewhat shy of 11 stone.

404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Monday, 22 March 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link

about a year and a half ago was 22.7. Lost about 2 stone. Fat, there wasn't and isn't much muscle on me.

404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Monday, 22 March 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Not sure how this happened, but I've lost about 20 lbs. within the last two years and am now "normal weight."

22.6 now.

kate78, Monday, 22 March 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

18.7

henry s, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link

18.7 too

long streak of piss....

sonofstan, Sunday, 25 April 2010 07:03 (thirteen years ago) link

heh...my dad says "tall drink of water", but I like "long streak of piss" better"...

henry s, Sunday, 25 April 2010 13:22 (thirteen years ago) link

man if were 18.7 i'd weigh < 120lb which is just bananas.

currently riding at ~23 but i'm pretty sure my legs are throwing the estimate way off

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Sunday, 25 April 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link

22.6. Down from 24.3 a few months ago. Thanks running, you're finally helping.

Jeff, Sunday, 25 April 2010 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Move over BMI, there's a new sheriff in town:

BMI or Body Mass Index, a ratio of weight to height, has long been considered one of the best measures for assessing overall health risk.Getting your BMI into a healthy range used to be considered a top health priority. However, recent research shows that there is a new
sheriff in town: your waist-to-height ratio (WHtR). Studies now indicate
that WHtR is a much better measure than BMI for assessing obesity and cardiovascular risk.

http://www.livestrong.com/article/93638-whtr-the-new-determinant-health-risk/

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:11 (thirteen years ago) link

BMI or Body Mass Index, a ratio of weight to height, has long been considered one of the best measures for assessing overall health risk.

GRRRRR HULK SMASH

(ss i know you're not saying this, but goddamn am i tired of hearing it)

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link

This is great because I go from "Overweight" on the BMI scale to "Extremely Slim" on the WHtR scale.

No longer am I penalized for being athletic.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:15 (thirteen years ago) link

exactly!

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:16 (thirteen years ago) link

BMI applied to individuals is just grrrrr arrrgh.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:16 (thirteen years ago) link

i am only healthy.

now shasty nobody was actually penalizing you. did nutrition nazis take away dessert or something?

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:26 (thirteen years ago) link

cause i'll take that dessert if u not eating it

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:27 (thirteen years ago) link

22.4

naus, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:28 (thirteen years ago) link

23.7

a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:33 (thirteen years ago) link

WHtR: 45.4545454545…

naus, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:38 (thirteen years ago) link

19.2

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, April 11, 2008 7:14 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I am now 23.2

liberté, égalité, fatalité, flawless victoré (crüt), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 08:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Read somewhere that ideal WtHR was 1:3 please tell me that isn't the accepted wisdom

Black IP's (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 09:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, if you're 6' tall and have a 24" waist, there should be cause for concern.

WOMEN
• Ratio less than 35: Abnormally Slim to Underweight
• Ratio 35 to 42: Extremely Slim
• Ratio 42 to 46: Healthy
• Ratio 46 to 49: Healthy
• Ratio 49 to 54: Overweight
• Ratio 54 to 58: Seriously Overweight
• Ratio over 58: Highly Obese

MEN
• Ratio less than 35: Abnormally Slim to Underweight
• Ratio 35 to 43: Extremely slim
• Ratio 43 to 46: Healthy
• Ratio 46 to 53: Healthy, Normal Weight
• Ratio 53 to 58: Overweight
• Ratio 58 to 63: Extremely Overweight/Obese
• Ratio over 63: Highly Obese

naus, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Whoo, downgraded to merely overweight.

tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i was downgraded from "normal" to "extremely slim" ?

an outlet to express the dark invocations of (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

still hovering around the 30.1 range on BMI, bang on 50 on WtHR, wouldn't mind a little improvement on both tbh but WIP

Black IP's (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:23 (thirteen years ago) link

five months pass...

just had my body fat measured. either they're wrong or my brain is made of flab.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link

ten years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/bR1yDJv.png

deepfake chopra (unregistered), Thursday, 8 April 2021 02:41 (three years ago) link

22.0 (shrugs) ― Aimless, Tuesday, February 23, 2010

presently 22.5

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Thursday, 8 April 2021 03:57 (three years ago) link

23.8

Thats the last time I weighed myself, I think I may be less heavy now but probably not much.

It's OK, anyway

Mark G, Thursday, 8 April 2021 09:00 (three years ago) link

24.5 = normal (just)

since xmas i now fast walk 4km a day (40 mins), and that has definitely helped me get back down to my usual 75kg as i had put on a couple of red wine enhanced kilos over lockdown.
but seems like the daily walk has helped me find the balance between enjoying wine and exercise.

mark e, Thursday, 8 April 2021 11:51 (three years ago) link

I think BMI is not considered pretty meaningless

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 April 2021 12:42 (three years ago) link

er NOW considered

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 April 2021 12:42 (three years ago) link

18.4. I've somehow lost wait during the pandemic.

Alba, Thursday, 8 April 2021 12:46 (three years ago) link

and the ability to spell

Alba, Thursday, 8 April 2021 12:46 (three years ago) link

BMI is such an inaccurate tool it can't be used for any purpose that requires real data.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Thursday, 8 April 2021 17:56 (three years ago) link

Reminds me of this:
A man in his 30s with no underlying health conditions was offered a Covid vaccine after an NHS error mistakenly listed him as just 6.2cm in height.

Liam Thorp was told he qualified for the jab because his measurements gave him a body mass index of 28,000.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 8 April 2021 18:07 (three years ago) link

25.8. Technically overweight. Can't escape my family legacy of thicc thighs.

lukas, Thursday, 8 April 2021 18:35 (three years ago) link


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