Joanna Newsom's cousin is a shit (allegedly)

At the time, Mountz had a MySpace page that said she was 19. It now says she's 26.

But according to the Sonoma County registrar of voters, the Rohnert Park resident turned 20 on Sept. 17 -- three weeks and two days before Newsom turned 39.

I categorically refuse to believe this name is real. It is too perfect.

Sorry, I had to see it in black and white.

First the scientologist c-list actress
Then the 19 year old Aqua hostess
Then this Marin-realtress looking MILF...

Dude should be getting 1st class prime cuts, not this slop.

I don't recall that any of Willie's skanks worked in his office, or at least not on the City payroll.

lol

I just finished watching San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom apologize for having a sexual relationship with the wife of his former campaign manager, Alex Tourk."I'm deeply sorry," he said during a brief City Hall news conference.
The TV described this as "Breaking News." By what definition? I mean, really, why is this anybody's business -- except for Mr.
Newsom, Mr. Tourk, Mr. Tourk's wife (the evocatively named Ruby Rippey-Tourk), and Mr. Newsom's ex-wife.
Why is this a public matter?
Despite my less-than-stellar opinion of much of the media, I am still shocked that with Iraq continuing to implode (with January setting a deadly record for Iraqi civilian deaths, and another 61 killed today), and all the other problems facing the world, the media are willing to use up their precious air-time oxygen with pointless crap like this.
Our political and media culture clearly regards sex and scandal the same way Vince Lombardi felt about winning: it isn't everything -- it's the only thing.
This media fixation on personal peccadilloes is a perfect example of what G.K. Chesterton warned about: "If there is one thing worse than the modern weakening of major morals, it is the modern strengthening of minor morals."
I've been writing about the need for a thick line to be drawn between public matters and private lives for years (see here, here, and here). But that hasn't stopped the never-ending cycle of public voyeurism, titillation, admission, contrition, and inevitable prime-time absolution. There was Wolf Blitzer, following up Newsom's news conference by promising: "We're going to have a lot more on this story." I bet they will. And I can already hear any number of TV news personalities clearing their throats and getting ready to usher Newsom into their broadcast confessional.
Spare me. Please.
Unless Newsom misused public funds in the course of his affair or broke some law, this isn't a matter for CNN, it's a matter for Newsom, his friends, and his therapist (if he has one).
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Unless a politician has broken the law, there is only one legitimate answer to the illegitimate probing of private lives: "It's none of your business." (If the pol in question is really popular, "Go to Hell!" is an acceptable substitute.)
I am utterly uninterested in the marital fidelity of our politicians. "Does not stray" might be a wonderful attribute in a husband -- or a dog -- but history has clearly shown that it says nothing about what kind of leader a person will be.
Our politicians need to keep their private lives private, and the media need to keep their focus on what does -- and what surely does not -- constitute news. "Breaking" or otherwise.

Really.

State. Gavin ain't going to win any elections nationally anyway.

guess who just checked into "alcohol abuse" rehab:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/02/05/BAG4ENV8B514.DTL

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/02/08/MNGN5O12RP1.DTL

""Because the campaign laws on this are so unclear, the mayor decided the simplest and most appropriate thing to do was for him to personally pay any remaining salary to Alex Tourk until he gets a job," said Sutton."

yo, sf ilxors, how's gavin's lovelife these days??

i heard joanna's g-diddy founded welch's grape juice

lol @ g-diddy

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom has made it official—he's running to become California's next governor.
The 41-year-old mayor used the social networking sites Twitter and Facebook to announce on Tuesday that he was seeking the Democratic nomination to succeed Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Newsom could face 71-year-old Attorney General Jerry Brown and 64-year-old Lt. Gov. John Garamendi in next year's Democratic primary. Brown was governor from 1975 to 1983.

Other Democrats mentioned as possible contenders include 56-year-old Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa and 75-year-old U.S. Sen. Dianne Feinstein.

http://www.nathanscripps.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/gavin_newsom_oggling1.jpg

http://www.fogcityjournal.com/images/photos/new_years_eve_061231/mw2w5902_std.jpg

(but you probably don't wanna get me started on the tobacco industry - I don't really care about the smell, its just a public health issue for me)

xp Shakey: fair enough.

campaign strategy?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/cityinsider/detail?entry_id=39093

I live in LA, so I'm unfamiliar with this "Northern Villaraigosa" reputation; maybe I should have looked into him and his history before becoming a supporter-of-sorts who signed up for campaign emails.

I'm still waiting for that immediate input opportunity his campaign manager spoke of.

Newsom+Villaraigosa are polling at the same level as Jerry Brown

that's a 'plus', not an 'and'

xp gabbneb: you might get to vote on what color tie he should wear

or i might get to vote in the primary

The end of the dream, blah blah blah.

Well that's one less jerk I won't have to think about not voting for.

such a slimeball

Is this cause virtually none of the unions backed him and were holding out for Jerry Brown?

Interesting that comes out the day after the Brown recorded phone coversations...

"who has been seen as a leading contender to be the next governor of California"

lulz

I can't believe Jerry Brown's our nominee. (Not that I would prefer Gavin.)

At least old people will vote for him, right?

i kinda regret voting for him for mayor

Jerry Brown that is, not Gavin

Time for the suede denim secret police?

thing is, a lot of Newsom's mayoral policies remind me of that song

sort of rocking a christian bale-type self-serious face in the picture at that link

He'll hack up some woman while listening to Phil Collins tonight, no doubt about it.

that's what Project Homeless Connect is really about

fwiw, in case anyone hasn't noticed there are still tons of crazy homeless people pissing all over the city

way to go mister mayor!

he can't hack them all up at once

Well done Gavin.

someone please intercut this with the Christian Bale meltdown.

this movie doesn't have a happy ending

by which I mean, this dude is ripe for a very messy, public, career and life-destroying meltdown

maybe he'll end being a serial killer.

So slimy.

http://images.artistdirect.com/Images/nad/video/tribune/74686/74686_bg.jpg

and that's just his hair gel!

by which I mean, this dude is ripe for a very messy, public, career and life-destroying meltdown

Didn't he already have one?

I mean an even worse one! Probably involving public nudity, crying, violence, or some combo thereof

Can't say I've been following him too closely, but wow is he a class 'A' douche.

Gavin's class "A" all the way!

http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_AndrewD/newsom_skates.jpg

no meltdown, but his star has certainly fizzled out completely. the once-and-future governor seems to be barely a politician now.