Jeff Bezos wants to take you into SPAAAAAACE!

And innovative too!

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there is another thread

I hope this goes well

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-57386049

fingers crossed

Why do so many people want to go to space? Is it just that they are so rich they have literally run out of things to do?

important meeting with the Elder Gods

Cosmic rays give you fantastic powers

"Fantastic powers" is a terrible euphemism for "cancer."

Giving rays to Jeff Bez’ feels fantastic

Why do so many people (billionaires) want to go to space?

Guillotines need gravity to work.

It's not just billionaires that want to go to space!

https://i.insider.com/5858374bca7f0c5c008b69c1?width=1200&format=jpeg

Though yeah, undoubtedly right now it's only rich people that have the option. But perhaps also the only ones with the desire, too.

I'd go to space tbh

Me too, though not at the expense of $2.8m or being Jeff Bezos's brother.

Indeed.

i would love to go to space, that would be everything

but first i need to become one of the richest people

I don't get it, but I get that some people clearly dig the idea.

Going to space, that is, not getting rich. Me, given the choice? Just write me the check and I'm happy to stay down here.

There are no laws in space so you can murder Jeff Bezos and get off scot-free.

I’d much rather than go to space and have no money than the other way around. Money is bad

There are no laws in space so you can murder Jeff Bezos and get off scot-free.

Sure way to get Space Force on your tail, imo.

I'd rather explore the deep than space, really. James Cameron is the rich guy for that one iirc.

yeah, I'd rather go to the bottom of the ocean than to outer space.

idk they scare me about equally and in space there are no fish to laugh at me as I die

There’s nothing at the bottom of the ocean except for trash and blind minibosses. In space there is absolutely no trash, zero debris, and the lack of gravity makes you strong and hardy

@milo - not sure if the fact it's a private craft changes things at all, but:

According to Article VIII of the 1967 Treaty on Principles Governing the Activities of States in the Exploration and Use of Outer Space, Including the Moon and Other Celestial Bodies whenever one of the nations that's a party to the treaty launches an object — i.e., a spacecraft, satellite or space station — into space, or builds one on a celestial body, that nation retains jurisdiction and control over it.

So we need to wait for a rocket launched from Peter Thiel's floating microstate to start murdering?

Getting a letter of marque to assassinate Elon Musk on his rocket to Mars.

"Why did you murder Mr. Bezos?"
"I'm a legal scholar"

Karl, pretty sure space is *nothing* but orbiting trash.

Soon including Bezos.

(i know :))

anything within visual distance of earth is bound to be full of trash soon

(xp the lack of gravity makes one weak and cranky, too, i suspect)

didn't realize this company was from 2007!

I'm all for this-- as long as Bezos has to pee into a bottle for the entire trip

the superrich probably have less access to the sublime than the average person, ordinarily. the world feels malleable to them, small. this probably produces a severe sense of despair, you know, the unfathomable loneliness of god and all that, so they are trying to heal themselves by going into space and experiencing a reality that makes them feel small again.

what he should do instead is give away his money, change his name, and get a job at the burger king in paramus.

Rockets are explosive and inherently dangerous. So is falling to earth from a great height. I would like Jeff Bezos to experience this situation as often as possible. Once a day would be excellent.

idk they scare me about equally and in space there are no fish to laugh at me as I die

― intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Monday, June 7, 2021 12:03 PM (one hour ago)

a good one for the 100 drawings thread

I'd like to go into space if the spacecrafts weren't blowing up all the time

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— hollywood brett thousand (@BrettThousand) June 7, 2021

This could be excellent fodder for the Punky Brewster reboot.

men will literally go to the edge of space with their brother instead of going to therapy

— blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) June 7, 2021

This could be excellent fodder for the Punky Brewster Fantastic Four reboot.

"There's nothing."
"I know. Have a good journey, Mr. Bezos."

in space tang eats you

Karl, I think I understand where you're coming from, but there can be more than multiple kinds of incoherence or disinformation.

i feel like this person is trying to resolve some cognitive dissonance he is feeling from his friends saying this is bad while he thinks rich guys going to space is cool. sort of a bedtime story.

haha, yeah i think you're right harbl!

xp rob i think you're right about multiple kinds, but there are also multiple degrees of incoherence. i think i may have spent too much time growing up around the worst kind, because this facebook friend seems like he would be the mayor of my hometown :-o

I myself really won't be impressed until Bezos launches a ICBM strike on Microsoft or Cosco.

I wrote an absurdly long post explaining my take that no one needs to read, so let me focus on what matters here: citing Star Trek in defense of your belief that space should be privatized is very irritating! I did skip a few Ferengi eps of DS9 though, so maybe I missed something

reminded me of the time in high school choir when we were impeaching our Choir President for not doing anything on the job all year and her best friend wrote into the choir newspaper decrying the action, stating MUTINY WASN'T GOOD FOR THE BOUNTY, AND IT ISN'T HERE EITHER!

that...might just be the least cool post I've ever made anywhere

https://cdn.geekwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/bezos-2-630x545.png

MAKE IT SO!

reminded me of the time in high school choir when we were impeaching our Choir President for not doing anything on the job all year and her best friend wrote into the choir newspaper decrying the action, stating MUTINY WASN'T GOOD FOR THE BOUNTY, AND IT ISN'T HERE EITHER!

― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Thursday, July 22, 2021 7:31 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

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that is solid gold

yeah, that is amazing! lol

also just the impeaching of the choir president in general

yeah you've definitely made less cool posts :)

the choir president had abandoned any pretenses of holding office with integrity. it was as if she thought she was above the job

lmao

impeachment failed btw. she kept her job.

outrage.

the choir having its own newspaper is too many levels of extracurricular activities

my friend was the editor (even though she was terrible at spelling and grammar and editing). still friends with her, now she's married with a kid and is a neurologist.

if only her supporters had staged a jan. 6 when the new choir president took office

*image of choir reading the Choir Times newspaper in the choir room*

Neanderthal, you should pitch this as a series

xxpost

"Onlookers called it the least threatening mob in recorded history"

look, we can try to impeach the choir president. again. we know what happened last time. it will fail again. i hate to use this tired phrase, but...i kind of feel like we're preaching to the--

reluctant lol

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loooooooooooooool Karl

Neanderthal, you should pitch this as a series

i would like it to be one of those series where episode 6 is entirely about the day there was a substitute choir teacher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulhz75reeAw

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Part of a historic bridge in the Netherlands will be dismantled so that a superyacht built for Amazon’s founder, Jeff Bezos, can pass through the river that flows through Rotterdam, the city said on Thursday.

Netty Kros, a spokeswoman for the city of Rotterdam, said that the middle part of the 95-year-old Koningshaven Bridge would be removed this summer so that the sailing yacht could pass. The bridge, known locally as “De Hef,” will then be restored, potentially on the same day, she said.

Mr. Bezos’s yacht should be able to fit under all the other bridges in Rotterdam, Ms. Kros said. She did not have an estimate of how much the deconstruction would cost but said that the shipbuilder, not residents of Rotterdam, would pay.

There will not be any structural changes to the bridge, Ms. Kros said, adding that the city had to weigh the economic benefits of having the yacht built in Rotterdam and the jobs that would create.

posted this in the Amazon thread before I saw this. Jesus christ that last line :(

yeah I wasn't sure which thread was best for this depressing example of modern capitalism, lots of options!

what gets me is it is both a depressing example of modern capitalism and of almost comically feudalistic insanity

lords of the manor: the original job creators

yeah this sort of thing was par for the course for early modern royalty. like if the princess was travelling with her 250-person retinue it would simply be understood that if he had to a truly gracious host would dismantle an exterior wall in order to carry her bed into the best room of the house

It's really the fault of Rotterdam's founders for not anticipating that a future billionaire's mega-yacht might need to get through, sheesh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGhcSupkNs8