Phrases you hate...

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they're wrong-sounding and pretentious-sounding, but they both mean something specific and serve their purpose pretty well.

mimi in st. louis (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 20 November 2005 01:12 (eighteen years ago) link

is this the most popular topic on ilx ever? it's hilarious that we haven't just done this before. we're doing it on another thread, like, now.

Kim (Kim), Sunday, 20 November 2005 01:30 (eighteen years ago) link

What's weird is it says "after the sex" comes a golden shower, so do they have sex with all the clothes on or do the womens get fully nude, fully fucked, and then fully dressed before they are fully pissed on? Because I think it would suck to pay to watch people fuck with their clothes on just so I could see them get pissed on at the end.

What a pisser, Sunday, 20 November 2005 01:43 (eighteen years ago) link

you hate the phrase "after the sex"?

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 20 November 2005 01:45 (eighteen years ago) link

you hate the phrase "after the sex"?

pretty much

What a pisser!, Sunday, 20 November 2005 01:47 (eighteen years ago) link

i take it you're not a cuddler?

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 20 November 2005 01:47 (eighteen years ago) link

"let's just cuddle"

rogermexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 20 November 2005 02:07 (eighteen years ago) link

"It's all good" - AAAARRGGH!
"You know how that goes" - either tell me or don't.

This one isn't a phrase but it confuses me:
"Excuse me" being used by people walking in your general direction who aren't going to crash into you & you're really not posing any kind of obstacle to them going on their merry way, which leads me to assume it's an attention-getting device, as in "Hi I'm walking past you now, saw you weren't really noticing me, don't freak out at my proximity to you". Very weird, uniquely American convention that I haven't quite grasped yet.

VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 20 November 2005 03:01 (eighteen years ago) link

describing things as "american"

mimi in st. louis (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 20 November 2005 05:43 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost I always assumed that was some sort of leftover excessive politeness from Britain rather than a uniquely American thing.

Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 20 November 2005 05:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish life was a giant game of Donkey Kong.

The Yellow Kid, Sunday, 20 November 2005 07:09 (eighteen years ago) link

There's no expression I hate more than "Gotta love it!" or "Gotta love ____!"

Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 20 November 2005 07:25 (eighteen years ago) link

People saying "That's what I'm talking about!!" when in fact they have not been talking about anything, or even if they have.

Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Sunday, 20 November 2005 08:20 (eighteen years ago) link

"Whoa, settle down now...hehe" said by guys who think they're being funny, to people who aren't anywhere near being wild and crazy. eff off, boring guy in bad shirt.

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 20 November 2005 08:29 (eighteen years ago) link

it just. doesn't get. any better than THIS.

mimi in st. louis (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 20 November 2005 08:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I hate dorks and dorkettes who can't utter the word NO less than three times at once. That gattling gun, "NO-No-NA-NO!" is frigging stupid, irritating and worthy of a severe BITCH SLAPPING!

BOHICA KAMAREK (BOHICA), Sunday, 20 November 2005 13:08 (eighteen years ago) link

american???

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 20 November 2005 13:22 (eighteen years ago) link

hey IT IS WHAT IT IS so make sure WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE

harvey d grace, Sunday, 20 November 2005 13:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, Baby!
Make sure we are all on the same page of music!
Make sure you are on point with this one.
I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.
Show me the money!
I'll have to check with the manager.

BOHICA KAMAREK (BOHICA), Sunday, 20 November 2005 14:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I like the idea of office conversation being "peppered with banality"

Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 20 November 2005 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link

What we need is a annoying-phrase thread anthologizer.
Let's PUSH THE ENVELOPE on message-board organization.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 20 November 2005 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link

'ARE YOU FEELING ME?' lets hope not.


alba, youre everyones fact checkin' cuz

sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Sunday, 20 November 2005 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Sorry, I was aggressively drunk last night. Still, there's a good reason office conversations are "peppered with banality". It's to stop everybody remembering that they are pissing the precious gift of life away in mundane and pointless company for a mundane and pointless company.

THIS IS THE SOUND OF ALTERN 8 !!! (noodle vague), Sunday, 20 November 2005 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, I don't know what this says about ILE. Actually I do

Repeating the past isn't necessarily bad... especially if there is no past for a newcomer.
Is this a semi-private board of stuffy folks bent on wanking off only in the company of fellow stuffy board members or what?

BOHICA KAMAREK (BOHICA), Sunday, 20 November 2005 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link

The idea is that you use the existing thread, Bohica, rather than multiply unnecessary ones. It's not a "we've done this" thang. Also, the point was that there are too many GRANMA PEDANTS on ILXor.

THIS IS THE SOUND OF ALTERN 8 !!! (noodle vague), Sunday, 20 November 2005 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

The idea is that you use the existing thread, Bohica, rather than multiply unnecessary ones.

Yes. Precisely! For example, if you were burning to discuss bicameral vs. unicameral legislative bodies, there is already a thread for doing exactly that. Why start any more?

Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 20 November 2005 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

this thread is TO DIE FOR!

tres letraj (tehresa), Sunday, 20 November 2005 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

There should be a special EXELSIOR thread for pasting in posts where people are admonished for not using Search.
Don't forget the amazing boringness of the time spent waiting for the search function to cough up threads. So much easier to start a new one and then wait for ilxors with faster internet connections to cough them up. It's like fishing!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 20 November 2005 19:51 (eighteen years ago) link

EXCELSIOR. Pardon.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 20 November 2005 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Thread title search, under "Advanced Search", is very quick, if you can guess words or phrases that might be in the title.

The slowness of full-text searches isn't anything to do with your internet connection speed, btw.

Alba (Alba), Sunday, 20 November 2005 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link

1. There are those that propose a board of SHOULD's and SHOULD'VE's? I guess the more rules the better, right?

2. The best thing to do when a string is redundant is to jump right in and announce the fact you have identified it as redundant instead of ignoring it, right?

3. After a three hour recovery period I am perfectly sober again.

4. Boo!


BOHICA KAMAREK (BOHICA), Sunday, 20 November 2005 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

shut up and post phrases

sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Sunday, 20 November 2005 22:24 (eighteen years ago) link

"I'm totally hating on her!"


This sends me into fucking orbit for some reason.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 21 November 2005 03:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I really hate those 'Magick Happens' bumper stickers.

estela (estela), Monday, 21 November 2005 03:25 (eighteen years ago) link

"Here goes nothing"— What does it mean? It's normally said when somebody is about to take a chance and do something risky or bold. In that case, they would be giving it nothing, they'd be giving it something!

"He's burning both ends of the same candle"— I don't know what I hate about it, I just do.

"They're just talking" as a euphemism for two people not in a relationship fooling around up to but not including sex. I actually preferred "being with each other," back when that was the thing to say.

Also, in a previous phrases-you-hate thread I mentioned hating "Can I get..." when asking for something. The only time it should be used is by a Southern Baptist preacher asking for an Amen.

naus (Robert T), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:24 (eighteen years ago) link

then how will Marvin get a witness?

estela (estela), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:28 (eighteen years ago) link

That's the other exception.

naus (Robert T), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:40 (eighteen years ago) link

'that's the exception that proves the rule' is pretty annoying

gem (trisk), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I just heard a dreary girl on Neighbours say in a coarse bossy voice, 'shut up and kiss me'.

estela (estela), Monday, 21 November 2005 09:06 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

"Here goes nothing"— What does it mean?

Clue: Coincidentally, the phrase means exactly the same as one of its component words.

I actually hadn't heard or read that one since about ten minutes after watching an ep of 'Rowan & Martin's Laugh In' for the last time, some time around 1969. 'R&M'sL-I' was a classic show, and a ground-breaker, but it has spawned a ream of catch-phrases for subsequent flogging to death, even more than Monty Python. Fortunately, 'Here goes nothing' ran out of legs faster than most of them.

Fred Nerk, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 07:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Sheesh, some of you people... I love it how when Theresa asked if it had already been done, someone said yes and then A GAZILLION PEOPLE reiterate this fact. WE KNOW, now either ignore the thread (and by not posting make it drop lower on the list) or contribute something instead of "le sigh been thee done that, i'm a reg and you're a noob or idiot who can't search."

Anyway, I hate it when people say: I'm 110 procent sure. Dude, either your completely sure or less, but not more than completely.

nathalie, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 08:02 (sixteen years ago) link

As mentioned upthread, "base touching" is the WORST.

Drooone, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 08:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Big thumbs down on "pro-active".
Hate hate hate it.

What does he "bring to the table"?
Hate that one too.

All mindless utterances from mindless mid-level managers can go, too.

craven, Thursday, 19 July 2007 01:16 (sixteen years ago) link

verbs/verb phrases!! touches on, informed by - esp. when I resort to using them!!!

youn, Thursday, 19 July 2007 01:18 (sixteen years ago) link

My boss says "decant" when he means "put out the Japanese porn we just got". I know he tries, but you just can't make that classy

Morley Timmons, Thursday, 19 July 2007 02:34 (sixteen years ago) link

!!!Donna please tell me that was not a typo.

Trayce, Thursday, 19 July 2007 02:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I wish I could stop myself from saying "I hear ya" whenever I'm trying hard not to convey that I either really don't give a shit about what the person is saying or just feel uncomfortable.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 03:00 (sixteen years ago) link

As much as I hate that I do it, I admit I use "it's all good" sometimes. But know that when I do, behind my eyes the real me is screaming "NO IT ISN'T, IT IS ALL GOING HORRIBLY WRONG AND I AM TOO PASSIVE TO KICK UP A FUSS SO I WILL JUST BE NICE AND A DOORMAT K"

Ugh.

Trayce, Thursday, 19 July 2007 03:02 (sixteen years ago) link

I think it's dumb and overly corny

mh 😏, Friday, 16 December 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

Forever Home is definitely on some rainbow bridge fur baby shit.

how's life, Friday, 16 December 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

The concept that pets are part of your family and not disposable is not at all novel to me, though. I guess it's meant to appeal to people who are overly sentimental yet also shitbags to animals

mh 😏, Friday, 16 December 2016 16:51 (seven years ago) link

it's for use with sheltered or fostered pets who will be destroyed unless someone takes them in

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 16 December 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

I know what it's used for, and I approve of finding permanent homes for animals who are in danger of being destroyed. 'Permanent home' or even simply 'home' seem like reasonable words for this.

how's life, Friday, 16 December 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link

that's cool, i think that's a reasonable position to take. alls i said was getting ticked off at a bit of schmaltz that's trying to generate empathy to save animal lives makes you a cold mf.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 16 December 2016 18:13 (seven years ago) link

I hate it so much I just put my cat in the trash can

he liked it too much in there and I had to pull him out

mh 😏, Friday, 16 December 2016 19:55 (seven years ago) link

"in this space" or "in the (x) space"

e.g., "We're the only company playing in this space right now," or "Next year we're looking to increase our presence in the home and garden space"

birthday party, cheesecake, jelly beans, boom (tipsy mothra), Friday, 16 December 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

Also "robust," but I see that was called out above

birthday party, cheesecake, jelly beans, boom (tipsy mothra), Friday, 16 December 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

Pictures/stories of pets finding homes, particularly any animal saved from an abusive and/or life-threatening situation, are heartwarming. Forever just hits as an unnecessary, treacly superlative to a story that's good enough without it.

"libtard" is another, unrelated one that makes me wince - even "liberal" as a pejorative. So much for a respectful debate, sir/madam.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 16 December 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

"that can be debunked"

*posts link to video*

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 1 May 2017 21:38 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

"claps back"

laughably lame, also strongly connotes 'ineffectual action of a powerless person performed for a day's worth of facebook likes and then forgotten by larger society'

sleepingbag, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 23:05 (six years ago) link

Basically all phrases used by salespeople for software-as-a-service companies and other vendors. "Hey, Phil, when would be a good time to connect and hop on a webex to see how our service might fit into your marketing stack?" Like, we live in a world where people have to talk to other people like this.

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 23:28 (six years ago) link

"If you have a voice, use it"

it's has all the empty platitude of a politician. when spoken by a famous person this advice boils down to "Other people should say something"

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 26 May 2017 13:06 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"Rare interview with Thom Yorke"

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 12 June 2017 22:32 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

breaking news

(that doesn't mean shit)

montoya (Ross), Saturday, 6 October 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

ten months pass...

Anybody who isn't a gangsta rapper who refers to someone as their "ride or die".

Just call them your friend, you're a 57 year old school teacher

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 August 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

"illegal votes"

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 November 2020 19:25 (three years ago) link

“on point”

brimstead, Sunday, 8 November 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link

"I was today years old when I learned that cats have scent glands in their paw pads"
"I was today years old when I learned that cats have scent glands in their paw pads"
"I was today years old when I learned that cats have scent glands in their paw pads"

unregistered, Monday, 16 November 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link

"it just hits different"

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 16 November 2020 16:56 (three years ago) link

you will love this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJlMkMtK7-8

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Monday, 16 November 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link

i like sza

it's just 38 year old blue wave twitter dorks using it in earnest like "the second episode of mandalorian just hit different" or some shit

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 16 November 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

'cuddle puddle'

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 17:37 (three years ago) link

ums otm about 'hits different'. like, i will hit u, even more different

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 17:38 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

"I work hard, and I play hard."

fuck you, alpha male poser, just do your goddam job and leave the rest of us out of it.

henry s, Sunday, 13 August 2023 18:10 (eight months ago) link

'bragging rights'

Dr Drudge (Bob Six), Sunday, 13 August 2023 18:28 (eight months ago) link

^don't hate the phrase, hate the smug assholes who use it literally instead of playfully

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 13 August 2023 18:33 (eight months ago) link

i recoil with disgust at the entire concept of "bragging rights" because i think bragging itself is ugly behavior.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 15 August 2023 21:53 (eight months ago) link

I think the phrase "weaponize (anything)" can be dropped down the memory hole.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 15 August 2023 22:18 (eight months ago) link

"wow factor" on any UK makeover or competition programme. It especially annoys me when people say "a wow factor" instead of "the wow factor". Like "I used this special kind of door to give it a wow factor."

trishyb, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 11:10 (eight months ago) link

I hate dad-phrases that are money-based, such as "I'd pay TOP DOLLAR for blah blah blah", or "they won't get ONE THIN DIME out of me anymore."

henry s, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 12:12 (eight months ago) link

otm

kinder, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 12:37 (eight months ago) link

Real dads don't talk about the money.

pplains, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 14:34 (eight months ago) link

I think the phrase "weaponize (anything)" can be dropped down the memory hole.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, August 15, 2023 6:18 PM bookmarkflaglink

why? it's a legitimate thing that happens and probably the easiest way to sum it up. like the Jonah Hill situation.

earosmith (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 14:36 (eight months ago) link

Jonah Hill has been weaponized?

pplains, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:24 (eight months ago) link

In aerosol form yes

earosmith (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:25 (eight months ago) link

It's overused, especially by the right. I heard someone--a Republican strategist--on ATL public radio last night talking about how the GA indictments were a "weaponization of the justice system."

What she really meant, of course, was that she was unhappy it was her people getting in trouble.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 19:10 (eight months ago) link


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