Does Kraft make Wrapples anymore?

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It hadn't expired, death-dealer!

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 April 2004 21:59 (twenty years ago) link

It's caramel, how bad could it have gone?

Fine. Don't let Tep near it. He won't like it. He hates everything.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago) link

Reverse psychology won't work. It's probably not caramel anymore. Sugar ferments. It's like sheets of rum now.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:03 (twenty years ago) link

THIS IS MY POINT.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:04 (twenty years ago) link

The drawback is . . .?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:05 (twenty years ago) link

Have you read my story where fermented Dr Pepper plays a big role? I think I wrote it mostly because I was like, goddamn, somebody needs to ferment some Dr Pepper.

Still, sheets of rum, almost as old as me, I'm not gonna wrap those on my apples.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:06 (twenty years ago) link

Nope, but now I want to.

And anyway, I just meant eat them. What the hell, I drank a 4 year old coke the other day, bring on the 27 year old caramel.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:10 (twenty years ago) link

If I could find a Pepsi Kona, you bet your ass I'd drink that. Ditto 7-Up Gold, or old Coke. But it says fresh right on the label and it's old enough to teach college classes. This is a sign.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:12 (twenty years ago) link

No, it says 'fresh caramel apples' meaning that you can make your own fresh caramel apples instead of... of... well, going to the fair and getting ones that are.. uh.. two hours old.

Yeah.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:14 (twenty years ago) link

a) Forget context! It's a signal, a code, a clue from the past, that innocent era when convenience food was made for ovens, not microwaves or Gameboys.

b) Think of all the changes to caramel apple technology we've wrought in the last three decades, not to mention the higher standards in safety codes which these old-enough-to-get-the-good-price-on-car-insurance Wrapples would flagrantly flout.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:16 (twenty years ago) link

You are a boogerhead. Nyah.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:22 (twenty years ago) link

I win. Godwin Jr's Law.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:29 (twenty years ago) link

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