Why in the name of all that is holy do people like Guided by Voices?

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C: "All of us think he's a genius. I mean, come to think of it, i'm wondering if there's something wrong with you not recognizing what an amazing guy B is"

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:53 (twenty years ago) link

But Donut Bitch, people really are like that.

And Ned, are you trying to say that you've never come around to liking a record that didn't move you right away?

Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:53 (twenty years ago) link

p.s. please quietly disregard all of the above comments if you are a fan of yes, queen, king crimson, emerson-lake-palmer, and/or rush. it is obvious why you don't understand.

The irony here being that Pollard is a HUGE and VOCAL prog fan. (Though maybe not fan of all of those particular bands...)

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:54 (twenty years ago) link

But Donut Bitch, people really are like that.

Yes, they are. *sigh*

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:54 (twenty years ago) link

i think ned might be saying he's rarely come around on a band or album he outright hated. and who would bother to give something they hated the amount of time it apparently takes to "get" gbv?

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:55 (twenty years ago) link

or maybe hate's the wrong word. even that implies a visceral response. maybe just terminal boredom.

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:55 (twenty years ago) link

nb: i'm nominally a fan, but y'all know that already

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:56 (twenty years ago) link

the anteaters rushing in to offend detractors of Matos' "GBV SUX U R ALL GAY" revival is about as lame as ILM gets, sorry dudes.

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:56 (twenty years ago) link


nevermind, Matos' "GBV SUX U R ALL GAY" is about as lame ILM gets, sorry to drag you anteaters into this.

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:56 (twenty years ago) link

"p.s. please quietly disregard all of the above comments if you are a fan of yes, queen, king crimson, emerson-lake-palmer, and/or rush. it is obvious why you don't understand."

the newest pollard is prog-ascendant, but the old pollard is mired firmly in the beatles and, my own band, the who. it is the fact the music is so derivative that makes it hard to understand why it presents a barrier to people.

"long live rock"

the OX

john entwistle, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:59 (twenty years ago) link

Pollard has been trying to make his own version of prog records for a while now. I heard Genesis' The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway for the first time this year, and it hit me on the first listen that "oh my god, this has to be what Pollard based Mag Earwhig on!"

He keeps threatening to make full on GBV prog records made up of really long songs, but so far he hasn't gotten around to it. I'm not exactly thrilled with the idea, but we'll see. He always says that "The Enemy" is a prog song, and I like that one a lot.

Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:59 (twenty years ago) link

gygax is pollard your dad or something?

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:00 (twenty years ago) link

yes

*cries*

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:00 (twenty years ago) link

i mean, i hate my dad too, but i'll still defend him if someone other than me disses him, so i understand.

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:01 (twenty years ago) link

thanks for the insight there, gyg. hope you hooked up Shadow, bro.

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:01 (twenty years ago) link

I love it when people get pissy about other people not caring about their favorite band.

That is the whole purpose of this thread anyway. The sport of getting GBV loyalists in a tizzy by making sweeping claims of Bob's suckitude. It doesn't matter what you really think about the music, what's important here is that you're in on the joke. I like GBV regardless, and I think Earthquake Glue is their best album since Under the Bushes. I probably won't get the best of or box set, but I'm definately looking forward to the Watch Me Jumpstart DVD. The documentary is the best way to convert naysayers to the band in my opinion. Unfortunately, it's totally outdated. But it definately shows the band's appeal if you don't understand it.

x-post - gygax! OTM again.

BrianB, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:02 (twenty years ago) link

and yeah, I'm defending "BLAH BLAH ROX U R ALL GAY" as a principle.

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:02 (twenty years ago) link

i think ned might be saying he's rarely come around on a band or album he outright hated.

Yeah, I get that. It's the same as how I'd really prefer to never hear Bright Eyes again rather than buy all of Oberst's records and try to figure him out.

Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:04 (twenty years ago) link

(and "BLAH BLAH SUX U R ALL GAY" too, of course)

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:07 (twenty years ago) link

For the record, gygax! I'm not necessarily applauding Matos's revival of this thread fullheartedly, but i fail to see why it is not ok to express a strong opinion even with the attached "you must be smoking crack" hyperbole, which i think obviously implies it's hyperbole and nothing more.

Yes, interests be damned, i am a friend of Michaelangelo, but it's not as if anyone else doing this would make me so incredibly defensive and start making cracks at Matos's credibility of his career as a music critic or anything. THAT's what fucking pissed me off. So, gyg, if you're going to claim what I say as "the worst ILM gets" you better be fucking specific if i'm going to take your comment as anything but yet another of your stream of cryptic clever smarmy one-liners (something i'm certainly guilty of, no doubt)

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:13 (twenty years ago) link

it is the fact the music is so derivative that makes it hard to understand why it presents a barrier to people.

that derivativeness is exactly the barrier for me! When I first heard about 'em in my early teenage years, a guy I knew who loved them was like "they're just like the Beatles, except low-fi!" and I was all like "who needs another Beatles?" I've come around to liking a couple of their songs here and there, but otherwise I'm not interested.

hstencil, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:14 (twenty years ago) link

"that derivativeness is exactly the barrier for me! When I first heard about 'em in my early teenage years, a guy I knew who loved them was like "they're just like the Beatles, except low-fi!" and I was all like "who needs another Beatles?" I've come around to liking a couple of their songs here and there, but otherwise I'm not interested. "

sounds like a prog attitude to me. i bet youd like the most recent gbv stuff since it has all the presumptions and elitism of prog-classicism, and prog-modernism, where the dual mythos of complexity and innovation carry the day.

"long live rock"

the OX

john entwistle, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:31 (twenty years ago) link

the dual mythos of complexity and innovation

Jung's dead, man.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:34 (twenty years ago) link

yo Ox, I'm kinda picky about prog - I like some German and British stuff, f'instance, but I can't stand Magma.

Shame about the coke, btw.

hstencil, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:39 (twenty years ago) link

"the dual mythos of complexity and innovation

Jung's dead, man. "

as is prog.

the beatles and the who (of course) were great bands. i salute bob for his (early) taste and his ability to craft great and catchy tunes that are admittedly derivative, but also very tasty. people like him because they like how he sounds not because they like how he DOESNT sound. the worst is when a band is 'innovating' but has decided that the only way to do that is to reject anything that has come before. naturally it sounds like shit. people like to hear familiar stuff. why is that so wrong?

"long live rock"

the OX

john entwistle, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:41 (twenty years ago) link

"people like to hear familiar stuff. why is that so wrong?"

haha - because familiarity breeds contempt. So sayeth someone more famouser than me...

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:43 (twenty years ago) link

I don't mind taking familiar elements and making something new of them, but wholesale plunder is boring. Also, shit man everybody rips off the Beatles, why not rip off Bubble Puppy or something weirder or less known? Make it a challenge!

hstencil, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:46 (twenty years ago) link

AARrr JUST SHUT YOUR FUCKING ARRSSES ALREADY.... SHIT

keith moon, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:47 (twenty years ago) link

talent borrows; genius steals

the OX

john entwistle, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:49 (twenty years ago) link

"why not rip off Bubble Puppy or something weirder or less known? "

Ahhh that wouldn't fly either, I don't think that's a fair argument. Then you end up with bands being accused of ripping off obscure artists and getting unfairly praised/compensated for it (cf. Wire vs. Elastica).

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:49 (twenty years ago) link

Wire are not obscure!

hstencil, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:50 (twenty years ago) link

the reason to rip off the beatles instead of bubble puppy is that the beatles are one of the greatest bands of all time. even if you dont like them, you have to at least acknowledge that they were successful. why not imitate success rather than obscurity?

the OX

john entwistle, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:51 (twenty years ago) link

"Wire are not obscure! "

they were to all those schmucks who bought Elastica records! (Also see: The Fall vs. Pavement circa "Slanted and Enchanted")

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:52 (twenty years ago) link

why do blow when you're in your fifties and have a heart condition?

hstencil, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:52 (twenty years ago) link

"AARrr JUST SHUT YOUR FUCKING ARRSSES ALREADY.... SHIT"

keith, pass the pills and booze. pollard wants them.

the OX

john entwistle, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:53 (twenty years ago) link

this thread would be a lot more fun if you replaced instances of "guided by voices" with "merzbow".

blah, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:56 (twenty years ago) link

yeah - when is Merzbow gonna stop ripping off the Beatles?!

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:00 (twenty years ago) link

Calling Matos on his position regarding GBV is not a personal attack. If someone wanted to get personal they'd suggest that the reason Matos hasn't ever bothered to listen to GBV is because he's too busy yelling "MATOS!" into the phone and spending time on this web page basking in the sycophantic glow of people like Ned and donutbitch.

will fowler, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:03 (twenty years ago) link

You're that person from The Stranger, aren't ya?

(For my part, I have often described Mr. Matos as the most aggressive friendly person I know, and I mean that as pure praise. Said it before he was the editor at his job, will say it again now.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:05 (twenty years ago) link

blah, check the Jandek thread.

will: HAHA.

i still like my "gather round" post the best upthread... sudden sympathy of a promo sellback is really heartwarming on a day like this. critics need love (and $$$) too.

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:06 (twenty years ago) link

So Shakey Mo and H...

You guys knew about and were listening to the Fall and Wire before Slanted and Enchanted and whatever Elastica album came out? When you were like, what...around 17 years old?

Wow.

Sicily, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:12 (twenty years ago) link

I hear the GBV "Sudden Sympathy of a Promo Sellback" 7" goes for big bucks on E-bay.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:13 (twenty years ago) link

yeah I got into Wire when It's Beginning To And Back Again came out, I think I was in 7th or 8th grade maybe? I definitely heard "3 Girl Rhumba" long before Elastica butchered it.

Though I got into the Fall much later, probably around the time Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain came out.

hstencil, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:15 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah well I heard the Repo Man soundtrack when I was nine and fuck Bowie for thinking he can cover "Pablo Picasso" better than Burning Sensations

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:16 (twenty years ago) link

I mean, I went to punk rock all ages shows when I was 12, is knowing about Wire pre-Elastica all that much of a stretch?

hstencil, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:16 (twenty years ago) link

(sorry, I'm just mad Collier called me a schmuck)
(Elastica 4-ever XOXOXOXO)
(but Wire is rad too)

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:17 (twenty years ago) link

(xpost)
Maybe it's my body fur, but i do radiate a lot of heat.. so, Matos, feel free to turn up my sycophant meter as necessary. Meanwhile, I'm going to peruse for trivial shortcomings about posters in this thread i disagree with and make really witty and deep posts about them in a cryptic and self-congratulatory manner (anonymously of course)

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:18 (twenty years ago) link

"You guys knew about and were listening to the Fall and Wire before Slanted and Enchanted and whatever Elastica album came out? When you were like, what...around 17 years old?"

Huh? Who heard what first doesn't have anything to do with it, I was just pointing out the phenomenon that happens when younger bands steal from older, more obscure bands: they get accused of unfairly profitting from ideas that aren't theirs. To say nothing of whether or not this is fair, it definitely happens.

As for the required biographical material, yes I heard Wire and the Fall when I was about 16, long before Pavement or Elastica put out a record. This was courtesy of an older brother - tho I should point out that the Wire/Fall stuff I heard was what they were then putting out ("I Am Kurious Oranj", "Kidney Bingos", etc.), and thus didn't get what people were talking about years later when the whole "who ripped off who controversy erupted. That being said, I love Pavement and did from the get-go. Elastica always sucked shit and it was painfully obvious to me, whether or not I was cognizant of them shamelessly aping Wire on "Connection".

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:19 (twenty years ago) link

I think I'd rather be known as a psycho-font.

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:21 (twenty years ago) link

I was just trying to point out that blatantly stealing from anyone is bound to cause you trouble as an artist, whether the source is obscure or not.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:23 (twenty years ago) link


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