This Is The Thread Where I Say.......Part Seven!

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best wishes for your dad and yr family, Julia.

xpost, it's a cliche that men think about baseball during s-e-x to, y'know, prolong the magic for their partner's benefit, unless of course their partner says something tender and the male responds with "Steeeeeeee-rike!" then the magic is not prolonged.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:23 (twenty years ago) link

That's why other sports always seem wussy to me, incidentally. No cheerleaders in baseball, cause we don't friggin need em.

That wasn't much related to anything anyone's said except "baseball" and "chicks in tight... outfits."

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:23 (twenty years ago) link

Do you guys last just a few minutes in bed, too?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:24 (twenty years ago) link

And good luck, Julia -- any doctor's office that gives out dark chocolate is truly a magical doctor's office, so that's bound to be a good omen.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:25 (twenty years ago) link

yay! kisses!

― Kingfish Beefstick (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:25 (twenty years ago) link

Men usually masturbate with the goal of coming quickly (although women are faster). I'm not offering anecdotes, I just live in the same town as the Kinsey Institute.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

What is with the kisses and the masturbation today? They're like magnets, or pigeons.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

I used to live in the same town as a rasin bran factory, but I couldn't tell you why two scoops are better than one really big scoop!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

I'm glad pigeons don't work like magnets.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:28 (twenty years ago) link

but I couldn't tell you why two scoops are better than one really big scoop!

That's why you can't go thirty minutes!

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:29 (twenty years ago) link

*mwah*

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:29 (twenty years ago) link

I'm just in a kissing mood, what can I say? (I suppose I could say I'm in a masturbating mood, too, but really, that's not news, and I'm at work, so barring special circumstances, it ain't happening. Maybe I should go back to being productive and stop talking so much...)

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:29 (twenty years ago) link

SEE? Just like pigeons!

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

You keep your pigeons away from me, Binky

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:33 (twenty years ago) link

Also Horace, good luck. Get in there and kick a little ass. Or a big one.. you know, whatever's handy.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:33 (twenty years ago) link

No no, I meant the masturbation and the kisses.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:34 (twenty years ago) link

Dad's are like that, Julia. I'm betting it's just a facade, though, and if you 'made the first move' he'd love it. Or he'd freak out and not know how to respond. Um, forget I said anything. Hope his surgery goes well, though.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:38 (twenty years ago) link

He tends to freak out. I've tried telling him I love him, and there's just an awkward silence. So I told him I'm thinking about him, and just hoping that he knows how much I care and all of that.

Thanks for the good wishes.

And good luck with the job stuff, Horace.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:41 (twenty years ago) link

H., don't be afraid to jump on your boss's desk and stump a thrilling speech about the rights of the little guy. Don't worry, strings will swell behind you, they always do.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:41 (twenty years ago) link

The ironing, etc...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:44 (twenty years ago) link

The ironing was not lost on me, aimee

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:46 (twenty years ago) link

Thus his pants are pleated.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:48 (twenty years ago) link

*rimshot*

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:52 (twenty years ago) link

Worst. Euphemism. Ever.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

Oh ew. It wasn't one, you pervert.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:56 (twenty years ago) link

There were raised voices, (own)chest-thumping, and if I was still a smoker, I'm sure I would have hyperventilated. But once the dust settled, I'm free to f/l to them should I desire, which occassionally, I might, but really, it's time to grow up and burn down the farm.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:05 (twenty years ago) link

Oh right, *I'm* the pervert around here, you wannabe-wanksta.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:05 (twenty years ago) link

Booyah.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:06 (twenty years ago) link

(That Booyah was for Horace).

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:06 (twenty years ago) link

So, in other words, you quit?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:08 (twenty years ago) link

I said that my efforts would be best applied elsewhere.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

Well that sounds coy.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:11 (twenty years ago) link

Um, yeah... you are.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:11 (twenty years ago) link

Coy and euphimatastic.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:12 (twenty years ago) link

I close my eyes for five minutes, and another branch of life goes on without me;>

Bonjour, all! Sammy, hope you're doing better?

., don't be afraid to jump on your boss's desk and stump a thrilling speech about the rights of the little guy. Don't worry, strings will swell behind you, they always do.

Was rather quiet around here without CP around here to give his suave brand of BS. (All said with lurve, o'course)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:14 (twenty years ago) link

well I didn't manage to get everything out, but I don't think I really needed to. I don't think my efforts in getting them out would have been best applied in that situation.
The result is actually better than I had hoped for reasons I won't get into, since we managed to both walk out thinking we'd won.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:20 (twenty years ago) link

Booyah, indeed.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

p.s. in case anybody cares, now that I have some downtime, I'm pursuing a few other markets, sure, but last night I also started on my novel, a Canadian version of Count of Monte Cristo where in the end everything is resolved through compromise.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

Haha.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

It's exciting to see Horrace on the thread! And Chris P once again. And Kate! And everyone else. (Please attribute all these exclamation points to my two cups of a coffee and one Barq's in the past few hours)

Meeting with the bandmates went really well. We had loads of fun. They are getting a band van, painting it with their new band logo to look a bit like the Mystery Machine, and getting set up so they can practice IN the band during work lunch breaks. Crazy.

Nick and I signed the lease for the new apartment! YAY! MORE KISSES!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

We had a xmas lunch today with massive amounts of pasta and wine, so now I am falling asleep, so my coworker went on a Starbucks run so that we would be caffeinated, but now I'll just crash when I get home and I'm supposed to be packing. OH WELL.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

Nick and I signed the lease for the new apartment! YAY! MORE KISSES!

Rock! You is flat-owners and tis all good....though the cold now must be frightening.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

I think we just had an earthquake! We all felt a rumbling and shaking, went out of the building to see if there was a truck, and people were coming out of other buildings, then one lady's son called from elsewhere in Richmond and had felt it too!

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 21:02 (twenty years ago) link

Earthquakes are k-sexy.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 21:03 (twenty years ago) link

!!!!!

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 21:04 (twenty years ago) link

Earthquakes are totally fun until someone loses an eye!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 21:07 (twenty years ago) link

This was more of a tremor really, it really felt like a big truck driving by outside, just kind of a vibration and a vague rumbling.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 21:09 (twenty years ago) link

I felt it too. Now I can say I've been in one. Everyone else thought it must be the HVAC system (yes, the HVAC is that bad here!).

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 21:36 (twenty years ago) link

They're saying it was a 4.5 on the Richter scale, and the center was 30 miles west of Richmond.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 21:41 (twenty years ago) link

Awww, aren't y'all cute?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 21:44 (twenty years ago) link

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