The magic of a perfect bowel movement

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DUH, I meant a turd in the hand is worth two in the bush

I REQUEST U PLEASE GIVE ME A GUESS PAPERS (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 24 October 2008 05:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I wish my apt had one of those gravity johns so I didn't have to plunge the fuckin thing every time I go #2

TOMBOT, Friday, 24 October 2008 05:31 (thirteen years ago) link

seriously my gf got a brand new gravity crapper installed in her condo a while ago and that thing will probably swallow a rolled-up pair of wool socks without complaining. the shitcan in my basement one bedroom can barely handle one of my dinkleberries without predicating a work order

TOMBOT, Friday, 24 October 2008 05:33 (thirteen years ago) link

sounds like a shitty toilet!

skeletal lexing (Finefinemusic), Friday, 24 October 2008 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i once left a guy in the toilet at college that actually bridged the drain on the toilet bowl, and simply would not be flushed. it just sat there.

roommates and i named it 'parker' and took turns pissing on it, cuz the stream acted like a saw doo u c

my other son is a zamboni (gbx), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

"a guy"

caek, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

haha

horrible (harbl), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

have you ever made one so big you're like "whoa how did that fit inside me and how did it get out"

not that i have, just asking. out of curiosity.

horrible (harbl), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

four years pass...

constipation --> its horrific opposite --> constipation --> its horrific opposite

^side effects ride on my drug regimen; Happy New Year

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 31 December 2012 03:04 (nine years ago) link

I am certain that my institution has downgraded toilet paper brands in the past month, making every bowel movement "imperfect".

how's life, Monday, 31 December 2012 15:49 (nine years ago) link

why do I have this thread bookmarked

Dan I., Monday, 31 December 2012 17:49 (nine years ago) link

confused as to why tp brand or quality has anything to do with the perfect bowel movement, after which (as we all know) only a one-square-wipe is required (and that only for reassurance)

slitherin sockattacks (darraghmac), Monday, 31 December 2012 18:09 (nine years ago) link

seven years pass...

lockdown has been good to me in some regards

kim rong un (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 09:24 (two years ago) link

- jaysus that shite was as good as a ride

― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, September 21, 2011 9:02 PM (eight years ago)

donald failson (sic), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 11:14 (two years ago) link

weve all had one cmon

kim rong un (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 11:43 (two years ago) link

just wondering if lockdown is being that good to you

donald failson (sic), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 12:10 (two years ago) link

the bishop wouldnt ask you that

kim rong un (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 12:47 (two years ago) link


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