loool
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Melody Of Certain Damaged Norwegians
-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 2:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link
from the kenan birthday thread:
try not to be such a creep on your birthday
-- cutty, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 3:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― ^@^, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link
what ive learned today - clowning jeezy more popular than clowning esoteric
-- +++ (...), March 23rd, 2006 2:00 PM.
-- Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:31 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
i dont think clowning popularity correlates to actual popularity like that
-- +++, Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:38 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
for example its more popular to clown you than me
-- +++, Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:39 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link
i like to imagine an alternative reality where momus is a middle manager working for some accountancy firm in dumfries, boring his teenage kids with stories of how he used to be in a post punk group 25 years ago. shopping for slacks in next, drinking real ale after work, taking his daughter to an artic monkeys concert, shagging his boring wife twice a week (missionary position in the dark).
-- max r, Monday, 22 October 2007 13:12 (2 days ago) Link
You sure like to imagine!
-- Tuomas, Monday, 22 October 2007 13:16 (2 days ago) Link
― 31g, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 00:31 (sixteen years ago) link
getting sonned by Tuomas is surely the death knell
― Oink Administrator, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Liverpool are absolutely terrible. Countdown to Benitez being sacked has begun. End of season most likely but surely nobody has anything to say in their defence now. They're never going to be consistent and they're not going to win the Premiership under Benitez.
-- Ronan, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:30 (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
jol out
-- onimo, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:51 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link
haven't you got some suicidal girl's life to ruin?
― Ronan, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link
zing
― and what, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:20 (sixteen years ago) link
The last one kinda looked like Martin Jol, now you mention it
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link
dom, there are a few places where it would be accepted to post britishes sports humor, but noize board ain't one
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:31 (sixteen years ago) link
try louis jagger's blog next time
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link
woa sorry i thought i clicked on "o_O posts" not "the noize board convention of future kenans"
my bad!
-- ^@^, Saturday, October 27, 2007 5:23 AM (Saturday, October 27, 2007 5:23 AM) Bookmark Link
― HI DERE, Saturday, 27 October 2007 13:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Little-known fact: I once wrote a review of an obscure album for Stylus, six months after it came out, and sent it to Nick. The very next day, a review of that album appeared on the site, written by a regular. I maintain mine was better. Nick's main problem seemed to be my use of the word 'ejaculated' in the first sentence.
-- Just got offed, Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:16 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
littlest known fact.
-- J0rdan S., Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:18 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― s1ocki, Sunday, 28 October 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
haha i just put that on the lol thread
― Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 28 October 2007 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link
haha just posted that to ZINGZ
-- s1ocki, Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:52 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― dmr, Sunday, 28 October 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link
lol @ double mindmeld
― dmr, Sunday, 28 October 2007 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link
the system works!
-- s1ocki, Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:53 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― s1ocki, Sunday, 28 October 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link
ZINGER TWINS
― Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 28 October 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
im in a brmc video. those guys are dicks.
-- chaki, Tuesday, October 30, 2007 12:33 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
did they creampie you?
-- remy bean, Tuesday, October 30, 2007 12:34 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link
i dont get that
― chaki, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link
you don't want to
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Your advice for writing about fiction is sound. I think I might employ it myself. Can't you just stick to being a physicist, you boring, victimising cunt? I know it sounds snobbish and crass, but you've got on my wick once too often, actually going out of your way to dig one in when if you actually stopped to think about it for a fucking second, you'd realise that I am just a twenty year-old student, whose writing-style is nowhere near complete refinement, and whose actual essays you have never even seen. I must be doing something right, given that most of my tutors think me capable of a first. The way you above everyone else on ILX leap to judge me, based on your (unrelated) experiences with students at a different university, continues to amaze me. As long as you address me in this snide and small-minded manner, I will keep refuting your baseless attacks.
-- Just got offed, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:56 (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― caek, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Whoever that is was right about the writing, I couldn't bear it past the second sentence.
― Laurel, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link
how do the types of geeks who post on ILX make it all the way to fucking college with such thin skin? you'd think they all came from incredibly privileged insular backgrounds, that or they spend all their time being miserable
― El Tomboto, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link
It's a private school thing. Public school kids had their skins thickened from their educatory years, private school kids just had their anuses distended.
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link
phooey, i say to you.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm working on one now
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:16 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
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stand back and watch the master
-- El Tomboto, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:17 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
i anticipate funnies and lockage
-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:17 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
let me guess jw is it a GURL you know in REAL LIFE?
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link
xp: you're nuts. private school kids are just as if not more cruel than public school kids.
― sexyDancer, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, but more in terms of rape than zings
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link
guys dont forget they have different meanings here and there
― s1ocki, Monday, 5 November 2007 17:47 (sixteen years ago) link
"College"
― `, Monday, 5 November 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link
"zing"
― max, Monday, 5 November 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link
fuckin a tuomas use google.
-- J0rdan S., Sunday, November 4, 2007 6:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
before you ask: www.google.com
― sunny successor, Monday, 5 November 2007 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link
fuckin... a?
― ^@^, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link
from urbandictionary: 2) short for fucking a, thus used to express dissapointment or disagreement
that's a lazy zing anyway i stole it from john justen. i really wish tuomas used google tho.
― J0rdan S., Monday, 5 November 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link
stealing zings is a capital crime
― deej, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
capitol?
― deej, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
since when does "fuckin' a" express disagreement? if anything it's an expression of total agreement!
― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link
k-piddle
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
"fuckin' a" is a rather versatile interjection, i've heard it used either way
yeah it's kind of catch-all, but i definitely heard it used more in an affirmative way than otherwise.
― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link
"fucking A++" vs. "fucking asshole"
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link
dom deliberately used american usage for 'public school' to avoid confusion um only a lot of americans know we give 'em different names.
also cos private and public schools in the uk are subtly different but both "private".
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 10:20 (sixteen years ago) link
it's different... you can be like ya dude fuckin a right... or you can kind of mutter fuckin a under your breath to express disagreement or resignation.
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 15:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Dom, I said the golden age probably never existed. Fwiw of all of the examples you listed I have only heard of Becky Lucas and Graham. I missed the rest. I have no idea what the Dog Latin thing is either.
Oh, and how have I been proved wrong?
-- Dr.C, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 11:36 (3 hours ago) Link
I miss the golden age of ilx when 50p was paypalled to you every time you posted. This era may not have existed, but I think I'll talk about it at length.
-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 11:38 (3 hours ago) Link
― and what, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 15:08 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.naturalzing.com/images/natzingfallweb1.jpg
― get bent, Thursday, 8 November 2007 03:41 (sixteen years ago) link
^dear bong?
― badg, Thursday, 8 November 2007 05:40 (sixteen years ago) link
they misspelled "Bacon Syrup"
― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 8 November 2007 05:59 (sixteen years ago) link
I met a guy the other night who said he played the viola. I asked him if he'd heard of John Cale. He said no.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY THE VIOLA AND HAVE NOT HEARD OF JOHN CALE???
-- Bimble, Saturday, 14 July 2007 03:17 (3 months ago) Link
BECAUSE IT'S A BIG FUCKING WORLD BIMBLE COME ON
-- Tim Ellison, Saturday, 14 July 2007 03:39 (3 months ago)
― m coleman, Thursday, 8 November 2007 11:15 (sixteen years ago) link