in the 2k10 i am learning to make cocktails. this is my mixology thread

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and RECIPE EIGHT: fernet old-fashioned

v. slight modification of a recipe by the guy who does kaiserpenguin.com--he is purportedly a huge fernet branca fan.

take recipe 7, substitute fernet branca for rye, orange bitters OR fee whiskey barrel aged bitters gor angostura, and orange garnish for lemon. if you feel fancy, grab a lighter and flame the orange oils.

i think this is an awesome drink--tried both orange and whiskey barrel bitters and i think i prefer orange on the balance, they seem to bring out the fernet's character a little more.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link

one cool variation i've seen basically hinges on your ability to get one large ice block or chunk to fill the entire glass. slower dissolution = a cold but not watery drink

For Christmas I got an ice tray that makes giant ice spheres:

http://i48.tinypic.com/1sobpt.jpg

The only problem is that I can never get them to come out as perfect spheres like the picture. For reasons too complicated and idiotic to discuss here, the tops of them are always cut off so they look like the Death Star. Still, worth picking up!

CATBEAST!! (Z S), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link

wow, that's awesome! definitely going to track it down.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link

<3 fernet branca! i'll try that version of the old fashioned

just sayin, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link

I had a couple Sidecars last Saturday will watching football. Excellent drink imo.

voices from the manstep (brownie), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

brownie what brandy did you use? while not having looked hard, it seems difficult to find consensus on good cheap brandies. or maybe you used a pricey one! in which case more power to you.

also, this is nice: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/17/fashion/17shake.html?ref=todayspaper

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't know what kind of brandy! a friend whipped them up. I'm not too picky anyway.

voices from the manstep (brownie), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I just made a drink with this:

- fresh squeezed blood orange juice
- gin
- cranberry juice

shaken over ice, lovely

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

xp yeah the overriding sentiment seems to be that any common vs cognac will do for mixing. one book i have gave remy martin a nice writeup so i may try that next.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

tracer what were your proportions?

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

no idea - maybe something like:

3-oj
2-gin
1-cranberry

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

cranberry really just for a little hint of sweet-tartness

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

we should definitely not leave this one out:

Hey guys I invented a new drink in honor of tonight's results

THE COAKLEY

6 oz of your worst vodka

shake with ice cube, pour directly into mouth

― CATBEAST!! (Z S), Tuesday, January 19, 2010 7:16 PM

tehresa, Wednesday, 20 January 2010 03:38 (fourteen years ago) link

lolllllllllllll

i'm sorry guys! i drove way the hell out of my way to vote in this one, had dinner with my parents, came home and saw the results, and quickly made a sidecar in honor of brownie who is a cool guy UNLIKE THE VOTERS OF MASSACHUSETTS

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 20 January 2010 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link

hey i was gonna do some other posts but in honor of the 2009 saints let's do some new orleans cocktails tonight.

RECIPE NINE: the vieux carre

1 oz. rye
1 oz. cognac
1 oz. sweet vermouth
1 tsp benedictine
2 dashes angostura
2 dashes peychaud's

add all ingredients to a mixing glass, add ice, stir, strain, and serve. optionally, garnish with a lemon twist.

the ingredients (except the twist) are straight from the vieux carre page on gumbopages.com, an excellent resource for new orleans drinks (and probably other stuff too). however, he serves it as a rocks drink which makes no sense to me. it's obviously an up drink, and when i've gotten it out (admittedly not in NOLA) that's how it's been served. it is EXCEEDINGLY pleasant and smooth--nice dessert cocktail imo.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link

RECIPE TEN: the sazerac

the greatest cocktail? according to some, maybe.

2 oz. rye
1 sugar cube
4 dashes peychaud's
1 tsp absinthe or herbsaint
1 piece lemon peel

fill an old-fashioned glass with ice or pop it in the freezer for a bit. in a mixing glass, add the sugar cube, peychaud's, and just a little water, and mix or muddle them together. add the rye, some ice, and stir. now get your old-fashioned glass and rinse it with the absinthe/herbsaint. add the rye mixture, and wipe the lip of the glass with the lemon peel. in an orthodox sazerac you should NOT twist it over the drink and you should discard it when done.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link

you know those nights where you just watch college basketball, play guitar, and mix drinks by yourself? yup.

RECIPE 11: the last word

kinda like the corpse reviver in that it comes together in an interesting and unexpected way.

.75 OZ. EACH gin, fresh lime juice, maraschino liqueur, green chartreuse.

shake w/ice and pour into a cocktail glass.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 31 January 2010 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link

RECIPE TWLEVE: the scofflaw

this is from ted haigh's book and is v. enjoyable. there are so many grenadine/lemon combos out there. i'd say the dry vermouth makes this a nice entry in that category.

1.5 oz. rye
1 oz. dry vermouth
.75 oz. fresh lemon juice
.75 oz. grenadine.

shake w/ice and pour. garnish w/a lemon twist.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 31 January 2010 03:52 (fourteen years ago) link

one more, tho i'm holding off on a couple recipes to make sure they're proportioned right.

RECIPE THIRTEEN: apricot cocktail

1.25 oz. gin
.75 oz. lemon juice
.75 oz. apricot liqueur
.5 oz. grenadine
1-2 dashes angostura

shake w/ice and pour, garnish w/lemon twist.

i fucked with the original recipe i saw for this a good deal; in the end it's called an apricot cocktail and this does absolutely emphasize the apricot so there you go. would like to sneak a little more alcohol in there tbh.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 31 January 2010 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Hmm, maybe substitute cherry heering for the grenadine? Looks good though, I might try that tomorrow.

CATBEAST!! (Z S), Sunday, 31 January 2010 04:14 (fourteen years ago) link

**18 hours later...**

two thumbs up! :)

CATBEAST!! (Z S), Sunday, 31 January 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

awesome! did you sub cherry heering in?

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link

RECIPE FOURTEEN: the so-so

1 oz. gin
1 oz. sweet vermouth
.5 oz. calvados or applejack
.5 oz. grenadine

stir with ice and strain into a cocktail glass, no garnish.

apparently this is in the 1930 savoy cocktail book. it's a funny one--you look at the recipe and go yeah whatever but it actually mixes up into something interesting. the blog where i got it from suggests that different gins will have a strong impact on the flavor; i only have one gin but i can see what they mean since the gin contrasting with all the other sweet/fruity components and its flavor kind of rises above them.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 04:05 (fourteen years ago) link

2 that I like:

Moscow Mule - vodka, ginger ale (pref. Vernors), lime juice
Polish Cider - Zubrowka vodka (buffalo grass infused), apple cider, lemon juice

i am under no illusions that my opinions are even that interesting to me (dan m), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link

so-so sounds good

but then again i don't know shit about cocktails so

big hoos state of mind (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link

jordan if you enjoy the flavor of gin and want something that will make it smooth and drinkable without covering it the so-so does that.

dan m, does the polish cider call for hard cider or regular cider? what proportions would you use?

i have a bunch of GENEVER recipes coming up. genever is a serious thing imo.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 04:58 (fourteen years ago) link

INGREDIENTS UPDATE: genever.

GENEVER!

http://feteafete.com/blog/Bols%20Genever%20bottle.jpg

i'm starting to realize that this stuff is kind of amazing. for those who don't know, it's the dutch precursor to gin, except where gin became neutral spirits distilled again with juniper and other flavors, genever is a sweeter, maltier spirit featuring those same flavorings. tasting it back to back with gin is really instructive.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 February 2010 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link

RECIPE FIFTEEN: the holland house cocktail

1.75 oz. genever
.75 oz. dry vermouth
.5 oz. lemon juice
.25 oz. maraschino liqueur

shake w/ice and strain, garnish with a lemon twist.

those with a keen eye for such things will recognize this as a riff on the gin/lemon/maraschino in the aviation cocktail. but for my money the holland house has all the aviation's features while being a MUCH richer, more interesting, more complex drink. smooth as hell and really tasty.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 February 2010 03:59 (fourteen years ago) link

one more for tonight:

RECIPE SIXTEEN: the fluyt (that's "floight" (i think), a type of dutch sailing ship)

2 oz. genever
1 oz. cognac
.5 oz. dry vermouth
5 dashes peychaud's
2 dashes fee whiskey barrel aged
1 sugar cube (og recipe calls for demerara sugar cube so uh fire up amazon.com and get on that)
green chartreuse for rinsing

chill an old-fashioned glass. in a mixing glass add the sugar cube and peychaud's and muddle. add the genever, cognac, vermouth, and whiskey barrel aged bitters. add ice and stir. get the old-fashioned glass and rinse w/chartreuse. strain the mixture into the glass and garnish with a lemon twist.

a chartreuse rinse, genever, and two kinds of bitters? sign me the hell up. this is an invention from rumdood.com and imo it does a nice job complimenting the flavor of the genever in some sort of mutant sazerac format.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:24 (fourteen years ago) link

the things you find browsing cocktaildb because you're worried about the freshness of your bottle of lillet blanc:

RECIPE SEVENTEEN: the roy howard cocktail (nb i have no idea who roy howard is)

2 oz. lillet blanc
.75 oz. brandy
.75 oz. fresh orange juice
.25 oz. grenadine

shake over ice and strain.

you know what this is good for? this is good for when you don't actually feel like drinking. what would actually be fun as hell would be to make a big pitcher of this and eat some fuckin' brunch.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link

hey cad, any good simple recipes for campari? I remember having a sprite and campari during a really hot and humid summer evening in beijing, it really /really/ hit the spot and the bitterness kept it from being to sweet (not a mixologist so don't really have any mixers, tbh)

99. The Juggalo Teacher (dyao), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link

excellent question--campari is an awesome thing imo. the basic campari recipes are pretty much what you'd expect--campari and soda water or campari and orange juice in a 1/3 - 2/3 liquor/mixer ratio. sprite would certainly work like soda water. but for not too much money you can pick up some gin and some sweet (red) vermouth and make a negroni which has to be one of the best rocks cocktails out there and hit the same refreshing vibe with a bit more of a kick.

beyond that, ted haigh's book has the boulevardier which is 1.5 bourbon/1 campri/1 sweet vermouth, stir and strain--i'd consider trying that. lots of other things use campari as their bitters component so they're using about 1/4 oz. of it while gin or whiskey or something is the dominant spirit.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 05:11 (fourteen years ago) link

wow those sound good - the hot and humid season is coming up so I'm definitely thinking of picking up a bottle to help deal - already have a bottle of bourbon too!

99. The Juggalo Teacher (dyao), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 05:16 (fourteen years ago) link

some Campari classics:

Negroni is a super classic - equal parts gin, sweet vermouth, and campari, served up

Americano - equal parts sweet vermouth and campari, topped w/ club soda and served over ice

there's also the Negroni Sbagliato, the "wrong" negroni, with an ounce each of campari and sweet vermouth and 2oz prosecco, served over ice w/ an orange slice in a balloon glass - delicious!

Pretty much anything w/ campari should be garnished w/ a lemon twist or slice of orange.

I DIED, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 05:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Aperol is sort of a sweeter lightweight Campari, which can make it easier to mix with. I love it on the rocks w/ 1/4oz orgeat and 1/2oz lemon juice.

I DIED, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 05:52 (fourteen years ago) link

so my local paper's weekly bars/drinking column had a piece on the 500th anniversary of benedictine, featuring some local concoctions that use it. i had some good luck making a couple of them tonight:

RECIPE EIGHTEEN: king's yellow

(from eastern standard restaurant, a good place imo. i assume the name comes from the color of this one when you mix it up?)

1.5 oz. gin
.75 oz. dry vermouth
.75 oz. benedictine
1 dash orange bitters
apricot liqueur for rinsing

combine the gin, vermouth, benedictine, and orange bitters, add ice and stir. then grab a chilled cocktail glass and rinse it with some apricot liqueur, leaving a little pool in the bottom. strain your mixture into the glass. garnish with a generous lemon twist, making sure to get plenty of lemon oil on the surface.

i was never the biggest benedictine fan but this cocktail and the next one both offer pretty interesting uses of it. this is a full-bodied drink with strong fruit notes and good balance.

call all destroyer, Monday, 15 February 2010 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link

RECIPE NINETEEN: the chrysanthemum

this is from an excellent french/cuban restaurant called chez henri

1.5 oz. dry vermouth
.75 oz. benedictine
3 dashes (abt 3/8 tsp) pastis (i use herbsaint)

stir over ice and strain into a cocktail glass.

surprisingly complex for a drink with three ingredients, this is easy to make, light, and would be perfect before dinner.

call all destroyer, Monday, 15 February 2010 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link

RECIPE TWENTY: ride the pink horse

from the same article--only prob is the recipe is incomplete (in that they don't tell you what to do with everything). anyway, they're making it at noir bar, a hotel bar in harvard square. i will reproduce what the paper told me and my subs and interpretations.

1.5 oz. benedictine
22 dashes (!) angostura
.5 oz. peach brandy (sub apricot liqueur)
"2 lemon wedges" (sub .25 oz. fresh lemon juice)
"2 cinnamon sticks" (sub a couple shakes from my cinnamon spice jar)
"1 dash almond syrup" (sub .25 oz. maraschino)

combine in a rocks glass and stir with ice. the original garnish was a dehydrated orange slice, to which i say "lol"

from the photo accompanying the article we know it's a rocks drink. not clear what happened to the cinnamon sticks or lemon wedges in the original recipe, a problem i solved by liquidating and powdering everything. i'm not necessarily going to endorse this as a brilliant drink, but it is assuredly the most angostura you're going to consume anytime soon, and as i type this i find myself enjoying each sip of what is a truly strange concoction.

call all destroyer, Monday, 15 February 2010 03:42 (fourteen years ago) link

next boston fap = cocktai77 party imo

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^wld support!

btw there is cause for celebration in the cad residence tonight, because over the weekend i got to purchase some COUPES!

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4029/4357751005_63d3d6bc58.jpg

the coupe is appropriate any time a cocktail glass is called for. imo it's more attractive than the regular conical cocktail glass, it's a more manageable size and height, and it's easier to drink out of. <3 coupes.

call all destroyer, Monday, 15 February 2010 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link

nice!

DJ NAIR (tehresa), Monday, 15 February 2010 04:15 (fourteen years ago) link

so tonight i am attending gin cocktail class at the boston shaker. i leave you with these useful words i read recently:

"I like drinking. Not stinking drunk. Not mean drunk. Not out-of-control drunk. Not Mel Gibson, David Hasselhoff or Lindsay Lohan drunk. And certainly not college drunk (fill in your own room spinning, nauseating, swearing you'll never, ever drink again episode here). Unnecessary. Bad form. Mistake.

But how about just a little drunk. Laugh-out-loud-drunk. Who gives a crap? drunk. Let's-get-naked-and-jump-in-the-ocean drunk. Come to think of it, just drunk enough to briefly overlook the mountain of responsibility we face daily. Isn't that what alcohol was intended for?"

call all destroyer, Thursday, 25 February 2010 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link

do you like rye? have you ever wanted to dress your rye up a bit, but not too much?

RECIPE TWENTY-ONE: the police gazette cocktail

.25 oz. rye (old overholt imo)
.25 oz. dolin blanc vermouth (sub noilly prat dry)
.25 oz. senior's orange curacao di curacao (sub cointreau)
.25 oz. maraschino liquor
1 maraschino cherry (uhhhhh optional)
1 dash angostura bitters
1 dash regans' orange bitters no. 6 (sub fee's orange)

stir the rye, maraschino, vermouth, and cointreau over ice and strain. add the cherry if you are weird, and then dash the bitters on top of the drink.

ok, with a name like that why wouldn't you make it? apparently the police gazette was a magazine with true crime stories, girlie pictures, and cocktail recipes (and quite possibly only those three things). like i said the rye is still at the forefront and the effect of everything else is one of v. subtle modification. still, would make again.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 27 February 2010 02:39 (fourteen years ago) link

SORRY! 2.5 oz. rye

call all destroyer, Saturday, 27 February 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link

a little serendipity over the past two days--last night, in gin cocktail class, we were talking about flamed citrus zest and the dude who was running the class mentioned a cocktail called the camino, which was created at a restaurant around here called craigie on main. so today i did some idle googling and got the recipe, which is kind of intense:

RECIPE TWENTY-TWO: the camino

1.5 oz. rittenhouse rye (sub old overholt)
1 oz. housemade ambre vermouth (sub noilly ambre if you go to france, carpano antica if you have a lot of money, lillet blank if you're me)
.5 oz. tremontis mirto dell'isola di sardegna myrtle berry liqueur
2 dashes angostura
2 dashes orange bitters

stir over ice, strain into a chilled rocks glass, garnish with a flamed orange peel.

so anyway, i looked at that recipe and was like "ok, not happening anytime soon." then, on the way home from work, and accident caused me to get off the highway early and pass near a big liquor store i'd be meaning to go to for a while. what is there on a bottom shelf but a single bottle of tremontis mirto? i take it as a sign, spend more money than i intended to, and head home.

mirto is indeed made from myrtle berries--if this bottle is an indication of the overall "thing" it's sweet, dark, and somewhat herbal-y. nice stuff.

GENERAL ASIDE FOR THIS THREAD: in addition to (hopefully) encouraging participation, this thread is basically my personal recipe list (i check it all the time when i'm trying to remember stuff). i don't want to be weird posting a bunch of things that no one can make. that being said, this is a cool drink--sweet with a nice warming alcohol burn, VERY easy going down. if you find yourself in an appropriately equipped bar or just say "damn i should have some myrtle berry liqueur around" i would recommend this up there with anything i have ever made. and i did subs for the two most voluminous ingredients.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 27 February 2010 03:39 (fourteen years ago) link

hey guys, i've been working hard mixing drinks and trying stuff, but wasn't positive anything deserved to be posted here until tonight.

RECIPE TWENTY-THREE: the periodista

1.5 oz. rum (white rum often specified, i got much better results with flor de cana gold rum)
.5 oz. lime juice
.25 oz. apricot liqueuer
.25 oz. triple sec

OPTIONAL: .5 tsp superfine sugar

shake all ingredients with ice and strain, garnish with lime.

this is a great drink--amazing how much just that splash of apricot transforms everything. tonight i made two versions back to back, one with no sugar and one with. sugar is usually specified in this recipe but i'd encourage you to try it both ways. i don't like things very sweet and my preference would run to the sugar-free, but i can certainly recognize the validity of the sweet version. may also depend on which apricot product you use; my rothman and winter is quite sweet imo and there could be drier ones out there.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm going to make this right now!

I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the msgbrd context (Z S), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Actually, before I start, maybe you can offer advice. Which rum should I use? Here's what I have:

Dark Jamaican (Myers)
Light Puerto Rican (Bacardi)
Gold Puerto Rican (Bacardi)
Appleton Jamaican
Demerara (El Dorado 12 year)
Barbados (Mount Gay)
151 (Bacardi)

I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the msgbrd context (Z S), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link

And I'm going to substitute Cointreau for Triple Sec, which I don't have.

I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the msgbrd context (Z S), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:31 (fourteen years ago) link

ok well youre in luck on one thing--cointreau technically is triple sec; iirc they removed tripe sec from the label cause too many inferior products were using it

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Made a martinez, had a little italian at a pizzeria around the corner but, the other two haven't heard of, cheers!

H.P, Friday, 9 February 2024 03:45 (two months ago) link

vieux carre is def a go-to of mine

Surfin' burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (sleeve), Friday, 9 February 2024 03:46 (two months ago) link

One great sub is to mister-potatohead Laird's Straight Apple Brandy (BIB, 100 proof) into any whiskey recipe.
Also, every new aged rum I get I try out in a rum Old Fashioned.

that's when I reach for my copy of Revolver (WmC), Friday, 9 February 2024 03:59 (two months ago) link

I'm looking at two clairins (Haitian rhum agricole) on the shelf and wondering why I haven't subbed those into Negroni versions before. A job for tomorrow or Saturday.

that's when I reach for my copy of Revolver (WmC), Friday, 9 February 2024 04:01 (two months ago) link

oh man I never even considered a rum old fashioned

btw WmC, if you really need that Cruzan Black Strap there is tons here and it's like $15 a bottle, you know how to reach me ;)

Surfin' burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (sleeve), Friday, 9 February 2024 04:01 (two months ago) link

One of my liquor stops* in Memphis has it and I'm going up early next month so I'll grab a bottle then. Thank you though!

*Buster's is legit one of the top 20 liquor stores in the country imo, and they just opened a 2nd, even bigger, location today.

that's when I reach for my copy of Revolver (WmC), Friday, 9 February 2024 04:14 (two months ago) link

Love a good stirred rum drink.

jaymc, Friday, 9 February 2024 04:18 (two months ago) link

A few I like are the 100 Year Old Cigar, Ash Tray Heart, Black Prince, Bye Bye Batista, Desk Job, Drunken Dodo, and Rum River Mystic.

There's also the Kingston Negroni (subbing Smith & Cross for gin), which seems to have become somewhat popular, though it's not one of my favorites.

jaymc, Friday, 9 February 2024 04:30 (two months ago) link

Oops, messed up one of those links; try Black Prince.

jaymc, Friday, 9 February 2024 04:32 (two months ago) link

Rebennack variant
1.5 oz Rye
.75 oz Averna
.25 oz Cointreau
2 dashes Peychaud's Bitters
orange peel for garnish

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 9 February 2024 13:44 (two months ago) link

Oooh -- Averna and Cointreau!

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 February 2024 13:58 (two months ago) link

It's got a really nice orange/chocolate/whiskey thing going on.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 9 February 2024 14:42 (two months ago) link

ooh gonna get some Averna and try that one

Surfin' burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (sleeve), Friday, 9 February 2024 15:01 (two months ago) link

xps Love the 100 Year Old Cigar. Gonna have to try an Ash Tray Heart.

Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Friday, 9 February 2024 15:25 (two months ago) link


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