Deal breakers

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cannot be left unattended with pals w/o getting quiet and not talking to anyone

gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:57 (sixteen years ago) link

is 'honest' but their 'honesty' is actually 'being a bitch'

omar little, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:58 (sixteen years ago) link

still likes unicorns.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:59 (sixteen years ago) link

afraid of dirt and stuff

gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:01 (sixteen years ago) link

still likes unicorns.

-- chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 13:59 (2 minutes ago)

botw

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:02 (sixteen years ago) link

she BETTER like unicorns is all i'm sayin'

latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:03 (sixteen years ago) link

talks like a baby, esp in bed 'i wuv wu so much!' ugghh

Rubyredd, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:06 (sixteen years ago) link

is 'honest' but their 'honesty' is actually 'being a bitch'

gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:12 (sixteen years ago) link

unwilling to check out things that are different from what they usually like

they make a big deal abt how "weird" my tastes are, in a condescending way

not that being a milquetoast is the worst thing in the world -- it's just when it's accompanied by defensive reverse-snobbery. actual snobbery is a turnoff too.

get bent, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:18 (sixteen years ago) link

won't let anything pass without a definitive hilarious/wry COMMENT on it

get bent, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:21 (sixteen years ago) link

talk about themselves all the fscking time

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:24 (sixteen years ago) link

^ at the expense of everyone else

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:24 (sixteen years ago) link

loud in public

C0L1N B..., Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:31 (sixteen years ago) link

hates weed

C0L1N B..., Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:31 (sixteen years ago) link

tells all your mates you enacted physical abuse when you didn't

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link

pushy, possessive

strgn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:48 (sixteen years ago) link

not 'racist' but likes to group people into types because it's 'funny.'

strgn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:50 (sixteen years ago) link

entitled and jealous at the same time

strgn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:55 (sixteen years ago) link

as passive-aggressive as i am

strgn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link

KEEPS TRYING TO FINISH A SENTENCE AFTER THE PREVIEWS HAVE ENDED

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:01 (sixteen years ago) link

top/bottom only

strgn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link

cuts you off mid-sentence

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:08 (sixteen years ago) link

loses vibrator, ransacks kitchen looking for alternatives

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:09 (sixteen years ago) link

the butt crack thing is just in reference to chicks who are either
a. completely ignorant of their constantly exposed ass/thong/whatever
b. aware of it but don't care to cover it up like a decent human being

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:12 (sixteen years ago) link

c. think it's hot

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:13 (sixteen years ago) link

posts in a boring manner to the 'deal breakers' thread

chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:17 (sixteen years ago) link

facebook/myspace addict

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:22 (sixteen years ago) link

gawker media

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:22 (sixteen years ago) link

yellow card

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:23 (sixteen years ago) link

wears disney/warners/winnie-the-pooh apparel

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:24 (sixteen years ago) link

or dopey dwarf; tasmanian devil

remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:27 (sixteen years ago) link

are u guys going to bars with walmart employees or something?

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:27 (sixteen years ago) link

just drinkin' in the break room

remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:29 (sixteen years ago) link

no ass

-- latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:39 (1 hour ago) Link

69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:35 (sixteen years ago) link

rufus wainwright

strgn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link

writes yelp reviews

chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:06 (sixteen years ago) link

likes garden state because it was the first movie to deal with life being on medication

69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:11 (sixteen years ago) link

puts yoshimi battles the pink robots CD on repeat to fall asleep

69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:12 (sixteen years ago) link

constantly berates me

69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:13 (sixteen years ago) link

small dick

strgn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link

1-bdrm apartment filled with birds

rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:30 (sixteen years ago) link

no internal organs

rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:31 (sixteen years ago) link

drives automatic like it is stick

rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:32 (sixteen years ago) link

drum circles

rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:33 (sixteen years ago) link

hair is made of snakes

rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:35 (sixteen years ago) link

cares what brangelina is doing this week

-- Autumn Almanac, Thursday, January 3, 2008 1:59 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

rong, would totally date kelly kapoor

Jordan, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:36 (sixteen years ago) link

poops self

remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:37 (sixteen years ago) link

poops others

remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:37 (sixteen years ago) link

poops spaghetti

remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:37 (sixteen years ago) link

does fanny farts

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:38 (sixteen years ago) link


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