Prince Albert Pujols, he reigneth

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(and I was never part of the Bonds = Satan mafia!)

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't ask Steve Shasta to pay attention to little things like who said what and when. He's got a point (a ridiculous point, but a point none-the-less) and he's not going to let a little thing like logic derail him.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

But I want to believe in him, I still recall the halcyon days when he had that other name and was more reasonable.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm beginning to suspect that Steve may not be posting clean. His irrational rages. His oversized skull. His bizarre keyboard injuries. All these things look suspect to me.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Shasta's panties have been twisted around the tip of his wakeboard ever since the Giants fell out of first place a few weeks ago*.

* baseless speculation, much like the non-Gatlin drug rumours on this thread

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually I used to be a lot nicer and smarter around here.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I blame the Brewers' total WTF collapse.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Let's keep this up so we can elevate this to a B-level exchange.

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT SHIP HAS SAILED. Plus I have better things to do than get into another pointless fight on the Internets, like stapling my dick to a fire engine or sending a job resume to Jeffrey Loria.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

OR WRITING A BEST SELLING BASEBALL BOOK

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Thank you to Haikunym for not taking my OTT!!!! post seriously, as was intended.

But for the rest of you, I hope you take a sharp grounder to the gonads.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Been there, done squats, worn the icepack.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

nine months pass...

Pujols 30.4 VORP, .325 EqAvg

Fielder 29.6 VORP, .316 EqAvg

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Prince Semien Fielder, he unworthieth.

Andy K, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link

your vendetta against Prince is just precious, Morbs.
keep up the good hatin'!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 5 July 2007 15:14 (sixteen years ago) link

uh-oh, don't wake the shasta bias!

bnw, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

The St. Louis Cardinals’ Albert Pujols has agreed to participate in tonight’s Home Run Derby in San Francisco, even though he is mired in a career-worst power slump. Pujols, who has 16 home runs, and Alex Rios of the Toronto Blue Jays were the final participants added.

Pujols’s homerless streak reached 22 games and a career-worst 74 at-bats in the Cardinals’ 7-0 victory over the Giants yesterday.

Rios, Minnesota’s Justin Morneau, Vladimir Guerrero of the Angels and Magglio Ordóñez of the Tigers are the American League’s representatives for the Derby. Pujols, Philadelphia’s Ryan Howard and Prince Fielder of the Brewers are the National League contestants.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh, for a career-worst power drought to mean 16 HRs at the All-Star Break.

David R., Monday, 9 July 2007 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link

ha, he sonned Ryan THE CLEAN SLUGGER Howard!

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 13:57 (sixteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

Albert Pujols
SEASON TEAM IsoP
2001 StL 0.281
2002 StL 0.247
2003 StL 0.308
2004 StL 0.326
2005 StL 0.279
2006 StL 0.340
2007 StL 0.241
2008 StL 0.238

Steve Shasta, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link

2007 & 2008 are his lowest IsoPs of his career.

I thought power was supposed to increase through *ahem* age 26-28?

Steve Shasta, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link

IsoP is negatively correlated with hair loss, if that's what you're implying.

mattbot, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Guy has plantar fasciitis! It's amazing he can hit at all. That shit is painful.

Alex in SF, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link

OBP is only important in regards to Barry Bonds...

bnw, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link

hi dere:

Bonds IsoP:
2006 SF .275
2007 SF .288

Steve Shasta, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Plantier fascistus?

Andy K, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link

are those 'roid adjusted stats on Bonds?

Prince Albert:
Ranks 4th in NL in BA (.357)
Ranks 15th in NL in HR (8)
Ranks 1st in NL in BB (41)
Ranks 1st in NL in OBP (.503)
Ranks 8th in NL in SLG (.594)
Ranks 3rd in NL in OPS (1.097)

bnw, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link

hi bnw, i'm talking about POWER. not walks, not batting average, not on-base percentiles.

i am talking about POWER.

And how Albert's POWER seems to be waning as he enters the eversofaint twilight of his mid-twenties.

Steve Shasta, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link

how much of the waning is due to the elbow tear?

chicago kevin, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link

hi steve! if his power was rising into his "thirties" would you be on here insinuating something else about him? I am guessing YES.

bnw, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:57 (fifteen years ago) link

"how much of the waning is due to the elbow tear?"

NONE! IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF HIS FAKE AGE!

Alex in SF, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link

The dude is playing through some pretty significant injuries and still hitting very well. I don't think it's very hard to understand how those injuries could reduce his power. I mean, the Cardinals were planning on having him miss the entirety of this season if they fell out of contention early. He's only still playing because they're in the mix for the division.

polyphonic, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link

SHUT UP SHUT UP FAKE AGE SHUT UP!

Alex in SF, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Alex, how many healthy seasons has Pujols had?

Steve Shasta, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link

;-)

Steve Shasta, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/8168/apriltemp2sr4.png

bnw, Friday, 16 May 2008 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

According to the Will Carroll, none.

Alex in SF, Friday, 16 May 2008 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Is Shasta calling all the surge-in-NL-offense articles dumb, I wonder?

Dr Morbius, Friday, 16 May 2008 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

According to the Will Carroll, none.

Well obviously that's because he's been on the juice all along, right.

Leee, Friday, 16 May 2008 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

i really want him to reach base in all 162

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 May 2008 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link


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  |( ゜д゜) ヽ ⊂ニ) poohole?!
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-- INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Friday, May 26, 2006 5:52 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

lol

my finest post of all time

cankles, Friday, 16 May 2008 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link

"Pujols’ first homer was massive. He led off the fifth inning by hitting reliever Justin Germano’s second pitch into the balcony on the fourth floor of the Western Metal Supply Co. building in Petco Park’s left-field corner, 405 feet from home plate."

"He hit another towering shot leading off the eighth, this one into the seats in left-center on a full-count pitch from left-hander Sean Henn."

;-)

bnw, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link

wow, first Albert lines one off Chris Young's face, then knocks Bard out of the game by sliding into his ankle? DESTROYER OF PADS!

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 22 May 2008 13:21 (fifteen years ago) link

ALBERT POOLHALLS

jhøshea, Thursday, 22 May 2008 13:23 (fifteen years ago) link

IsoP
career: .288
2008: .283

HANG EM UP YR DUNN

bnw, Sunday, 1 June 2008 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link

wow, almost as good as Bonds in 2007.

Steve Shasta, Sunday, 1 June 2008 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Joe Sheehan:

The way in which Albert Pujols is taken for granted has become something of a joke. He is one of the two best players in baseball—it's him or it's Alex Rodriguez—and has been basically since he walked into the league, and is well on his way to being one of the 20 best players ever. He does everything: hits for average and power, runs the bases well, plays superior defense at his position, first base. He's rarely been at the center of any controversies. He is the second-best player in franchise history behind a guy who has a case for being the best player in the history of the National League. He would have at least three MVP awards had Barry Bonds retired after 1999, and he'd have a top-five finish in every one of his seven completed seasons if last year's vote hadn't been such a disaster. (Pujols was the best or second-best player in the league, but finished ninth in the voting because the Cardinals' pitching wasn't good. That makes sense.) Pujols should be considered the NL MVP at this point; there is simply no argument against him.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 21 August 2008 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link

He's not even the best player on his team.

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 21 August 2008 18:33 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaha

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 21 August 2008 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link

He's not even the best player on his team.

Skip Schumacher, come on down!

David R., Thursday, 21 August 2008 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link


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