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"I'm dismayed that the names "Captain" (!) and "Tennille" have gone unmentioned so far."

Not anymore.

Chairman Doinel (Charles McCain), Thursday, 30 March 2006 01:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Knowing that JD Ryznar (or an incredible simulacrum) has posted here I feel compelled to point out what a handsome young man he is.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 30 March 2006 01:15 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Holy crap, is that Hollywood Steve in a AM/PM commercial talking about lunner/linner? (lunch/dinner)?????

tylero (tylero), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:08 (eighteen years ago) link

it probably is.

m.c. (clikatowi), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:06 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Yacht Rock #9 is up as of the other day, FYI.

It ain't bad, but with the last few installments, Yacht Rock seems to be in a pattern of alternating between episodes in its "classic" format (lots of different bands, crammed full of small jokes) and curious side tangents (the Jethro Tull thing, Dr. Dre). I definitely enjoy the classic ones (1-5, 8) the best, but I kind of like that they do keep indulging in these footnote-like episodes whose sole purpose is to illuminate deliciously minor pieces of Yacht trivia. That's an ILMy spirit that I can't hate even if it makes me fear for the show's ratings survival.

I still REALLY REALLY want to see a story where Rosanna Arquette runs off with Peter Gabriel, finding his freakish antics and experimental music a refreshing change after all the smooth. Unfortunately, his search for jagged new world music sounds leads them on a trip to Africa, where he's so moved that he composes the brilliantly yacht-y "In Your Eyes." Just as Rosanna is moved to doubt that Peter is the man she thought he was, Toto (who have been following sneakily the whole time) unleash "Africa," and Rosanna realizes where she really belongs.

JD Ryznar, if you're reading this, please steal my idea. And also know that thanks to Yacht Rock, I now own and love Toto I and IV, as well as X-Static by Hall & Oates. Y'all rock.

Discussion topic for the rest of us: favorite moment/character in Yacht Rock? I think Loggins steals every scene he's in, with his smugly satisfied "I'm Alright" and his unbelievably nuanced lip-synch for "Don't Fight It" taking the cake.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"That's What A Fool Believes!"

Chairman Doinel (Charles McCain), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I now own and love Toto I and IV

Stockholm syndrome, this.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

This ep is pretty freakin' great. Drew Carey!?

mts (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

save the yacht rock genre entry on wikipedia!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Yacht_rock

mts (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

CloseApple must be a Loggins fan.

((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

At least there's the Yacht Rock (show) entry, but still.. MUCH less relevant stupider shit remains on wiki.

((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I just got this in my e-mail:

Hard Place
Totally Radd
Josh Ottum
with DJ oonce oonce of Tigerbeat6 Records

155 Fell St. At Van Ness
8 p.m.
$8
Advance tix available at www.virtuous.com

JOSH OTTUM 9:00
Haven't heard of Josh Ottum? You will. Often featuring members of
Crystal Skulls and Sufjan Stevens' band, this delightful emo-synth
outfit will be releasing an album on Millpond this Fall. Expect
songs that make you think of looking at a warm cabin on Christmas
Eve while you're stuck out in the snow...but you're with all your
best friends and you have big bottle of whiskey...so everything's
cool. CAN BE CLASSIFIED AS YACHT ROCK (Steely Dan, Hall & Oates)
with a big emphasis on love, hope, fear and possibility (The Beach
Boys, The Flaming Lips).

www.myspace.com/joshottum
www.millpondrecords.com

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

love, hope, fear and possibility

Ironic, considering that "What a Fool Believes," perhaps the epitome of yacht rock, is all about NO love, NO hope, NO fear, and NO possibility.

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, I take 1/4 of that back: The song's about hope. But big nay on the other three.

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

San Diego City Beat (free paper) describes Hall & Oates as 'Yacht Rock' in print:

http://www.sdcitybeat.com/article.php?id=4456

tylero (tylero), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Yacht Rock R.I.P.

Sail on, sailor

first-time caller, long-time listener (first time caller, long-time l), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

first sleater-kinney, now this? what the hell are you people trying to do to me? i am seriously bummed.

mts (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

it's true! the day the smooth music died

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 03:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Man, I was going to make the same exact comment. Yacht Rock definitely had at least a couple of good episodes left in them - although honestly I think the writing was on the wall, I'm surprised they put out something as downtempo as this latest episode given that their ratings were slipping. Mostly, though, I'm just vexed that they didn't use my Peter Gabriel idea (see above), especially after I listened to "In Your Eyes" and discovered a point that could actually segue seamlessly into "Africa." Like, seriously, some DJ needs to do this. At like, a party where they play music you can't dance to.

Anyway, though. Yacht Rock despite a few dud moments and genuinely bewildering directions (how did they survive the Jethro Tull episode?) has made its mark; the term will serve (with or without a Wiki entry), and I'll be confusing people by quoting it for years to come.

Viva la portable radio.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 03:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i should probably dl and save these instead of taking for granted they'll be around and having reality smack in the face in a few years.

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, but the climax of this breakup fully realised my greatest rock and roll fantasies, as violent as it was.

San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (donut), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 03:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I never got why Donald Fagen talked in jazz-scat...Are they just making fun of his singing style?

I also never understood why they never brought Stevie Nicks into the mix.

Also, I'm working on a Yacht Rock story and I came across some interesting tangenital YR trivia: When Becker and Fagen were in a pre-Steely Dan band called the Leather Canary, their drummer was Chevy Chase.

novamax (novamax), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

YR ended exactly when it should have.. enough episodes to give an idea to people who want to run with the idea how it should be done... but also not so many episodes such that it becomes a run of mostly mediocre fan with only one or two great episodes.

Honestly, and I'm definitely to blame partially for this, I think the creators got a bit sick of the fans proposing so many ideas for future episodes. At that point, the show pretty much accomplished its goal.. when fans can write a screenplay for a future episode given his/her knowledge of the family of bands in question.

Also, it was a matter of time before some crazy fan would try to sue the creators for "ripping off" an idea, when there's only so many quasi-real-life scenarios you can concoct involving Michael McDonald anyway that it would be inevitable. (yeah, even if the show was non-profit, I wouldn't put it past somebody out there to try to sue, regardless, in such a scenario.)

San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (donut), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow, that's really strange that they didn't do anything with that, especially with all the Caddyshack stuff. Maybe it was hard to find somebody who could convey Chevy-Chaseness (Chevy Chastity?) the way McDonald and Loggins nail their parts despite a limited physical resemblence.

Anyone check out the rest of Channel 101's shows? Is there an ILE thread about that? Obviously there's a pretty low S:D ratio, but I've had a lot of laughs from "McCourt's In Session," and this month's frontrunner, "Chad Vader" gets tremendous laughs out of a premise that sounds doomed when you try to explain it to somebody.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Re: Fagen's voice -- Someone told me this was a goof on the Brooklyn-bohemian accent Fagen has . . . . on the show this always killed me.

As for other Channel 101 stuff, Thriller Chiller Theater is pretty damn funny. (Noone else seemed to think so, though, as there is only one episode.)

first-time caller, long-time listener (first time caller, long-time l), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Did Henley/Frey really sing the backing vox on "FM"? I never knew that.

I'm more saddened that Pablo Cruise never made an appearance. I guess no one knew what they look or act like. Myself included.

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Paunchy Stratego seemed intent on making a yacht rock mix last year. I think now's the time to fully pay tribute the show and compile the YR tribute.

Baaderonixx immer wieder (baaderonixx), Thursday, 29 June 2006 07:54 (seventeen years ago) link

If you're interested to look in the archives at Channel 101.com, I'll recommend "Smash Boys" as a great pilot that didn't make it to a series - I think one of the best shows on the site, "Gregory Shitcock, P.I." as a series (don't give up after the first couple of episodes, because even though those are decent, they do get a lot better), and "Laser Fart", if you can get past the title, as a series with some really funny episodes.

Ricki Belloni (Pangolino 3), Thursday, 29 June 2006 11:25 (seventeen years ago) link

For once, last.fm tag radio makes complete sense:

http://www.last.fm/tag/yacht%20rock

Baaderonixx immer wieder (baaderonixx), Friday, 30 June 2006 07:44 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
More episodes? JD sez so:

http://www.houstonpress.com/blogs/?p=40#more-40

(Ex-)Chairman Doinel (Charles McCain), Friday, 14 July 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
Yacht Rock makes the NY Observer

kingfish high command (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 August 2006 04:53 (seventeen years ago) link

On the strength of the series, “yacht rock” is now a legitimate subgenre of music criticism—it already has its own Wikipedia entry--

And sadly, it's no longer tagged for deletion on the basis of being a neologism

PappaWheelie, Olives, Red Wine, Coffee, Scotch, and Me (PappaWheelie 2), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

why is that sad? pretty much every musical term in common use started out as a neologism.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 August 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm certainly not going to get into a debate about what consitutes revisionist history and what doesn't, so fire away as much as you like - but this yacht rock thing will reamin a somewhat silent pet peeve of mine.

PappaWheelie, Olives, Red Wine, Coffee, Scotch, and Me (PappaWheelie 2), Monday, 28 August 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

well, the term "Nuggets" didn't come around till 1972, and I doubt anyone was calling it "garage rock" till after its heyday either. "doo-wop" was another after-the-fact characterization. rock's full of them. I can sort of see your point, but I think the fact that term has caught on the way it has mostly means it applies really well.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 August 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

So I read somewhere possible episode 11 scheduled for around September 10...

rchinn (rchinn), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

four weeks pass...
Time Life Music brings you the Yacht...

http://www.timelife.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=9572&

Orgy of Pragmatism (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

yacht rock rules...and what exactly is wrong wtih revisionist history? History is always being revised based on new facts coming to the surface. I cant stand this knee-jerk half-wit intellectuals who glob onto a phrase like 'revisionist history' or 'slippery slope' or 'where's the beef' and inject them into every conversation trying to sound intellectually sound, when in fact they are just repeating the propaganda garbage being spouted by the pundits and puppets...

Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWagemann), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

"this pretentious ponderous collection of posts is enough to prompt the question, 'what day did the Lord create paul edward wagemann, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?'"

gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
Hollywood Steve was on My Name Is Earl!

The Dusty Baker Selection (Charles McCain), Friday, 17 November 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

six months pass...

Jaxon when is the next Yacht Rocky night in SF? I need some advance notice so I can dress for success and also buy a Yacht.

The Macallan 18 Year, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 17:33 (sixteen years ago) link

six months pass...

I just saw Hollywood Steve playing a huge nerd (who knew!) in a Boost Mobile phone commercial.

this thread is now the 'hollywood steve spottings' thread.

sous les paves, Sunday, 16 December 2007 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link

from wiki

Episode XI
Estimated release date - Dec 27, 2007

DON'T TEASE ME, BRO

gershy, Friday, 28 December 2007 07:49 (sixteen years ago) link

from wiki

Episode XI
Estimated release date - Dec 27, 2007

DON'T TEASE ME, BRO

-- gershy, Friday, 28 December 2007 07:49 (19 minutes ago) Link

they had an event at the knitting factory nyc tonight; maybe it premiered there? the event listing is pretty ambiguous as to whether there is actually an episode 11 though

Nick Minichino, Friday, 28 December 2007 08:12 (sixteen years ago) link

They should make more. Seems like there's we're definitely an audience for this.

Nate Carson, Friday, 28 December 2007 08:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Nothing on the website yet.
Anyone catch Ryznar and Hollywood Steve on VH1's 100 greatest songs of the 90s?

calstars, Friday, 28 December 2007 13:26 (sixteen years ago) link

I was thinking about to go to NYC for that party tonight but, eh. I do hope they put up a new episode though.

Mr. Goodman, Friday, 28 December 2007 14:36 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

11 is up: http://www.channel101.com/shows/show.php?show_id=152

Spencer Chow, Monday, 28 January 2008 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link


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