Is this the part where Greg Kot flies the rockist flag?

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O: I still can't hear "Good Vibrations" without thinking of Sunkist.
TW: Oh, wow, yeah. That's exactly what they want. They want to plug your head into that and change the circuitry. While you're dreaming about your connection with that song, why don't you think about soda or candy or something?

Well, sometimes it also works against a product to use a certain song in an advert. Example: There's currently a very silly commercial for canned coffee. In it a kid in a suit named "Hank" is going to work, and everywhere he goes he has his own pep squad cheering him on...
...to the tune of "Rock and Roll, Part 2"
Which unfortunately keeps reminding me of Gary Glitter's whiny, halfhearted "apology" for "doing that thing that [he] went to prison for"
So, instead of seeing the advert and thinking about a cool refreshing caffinated drink...I instead flash onto a mental image of a creepy perv with a bad haircut fumbling though a bad press conference before running to his car to take his one way trip to Cuba.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't hear or think of cars or vacations when I hear "Lust For Life."
But if take a cruise with these people they're better be liquor, drugs and a sex machine. I mean, shit, isn't that what the advert secretly implies?

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

and Larry's got the brains too.

True - he's the one who stays out of the papers. And he's made lots and lots of money.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Boy George admitted that when he saw U2 live doing "I Still haven't Found What I'm Looking For," he wanted to scream at Bono, "Turn around! He's sitting right behind you!"

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by progressive rock, starving hysterical rockist, dragging themselves through the canon at dawn looking for an engraved iPod...

Keith C (kcraw916), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

"rockist"

Everytime I read that word, I have the sudden compulsion to say something like:

"Shut up you fucking self-important pretentious loser."

But I never would, that's rude.

But no matter what you think of Bono or what he's said or done, I tend to agree somewhat when he says that the iPod is the "most beautiful object art" in music culture since the electric guitar. Agree?

PB, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

WRONG

http://www.yenra.com/george-foreman-grill/foreman-grill.jpg

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Everytime I read that word, I have the sudden compulsion to say something like:

"Shut up you fucking self-important pretentious loser."

This is the kind of intelligent debate we need more of.

TV's Mr Noodle Vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I MADE A ROCKIST FLAG IN PHOTOSHOP!

[IMG]http://www.imagehosting.us/imagehosting/showimg.jpg/?id=481559[/IMG]

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:13 (eighteen years ago) link

"You Use Pro Tools (You're Gay)"

Must...stop...listening...to...Anal...Cunt...

TV's Mr Noodle Vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link

People who hate ProTools are pro tools.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Miccio completely OTM on the GF tip.

donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:18 (eighteen years ago) link

The Foreman is the best invention ever made for veggie burgers/fake meat ever..

anyway...

GRRRR PRO TOOL BUTT PIRATES AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!

donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I really can't say enough good things about the Foreman grill. My mom got me one for Xmas a few years ago and I thought I'd never use it, but I use it all the time. KNOCK OUT THE FAT!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:24 (eighteen years ago) link

The thing is, all the flavour's in the fat. Really dry burgers taste weird.

TV's Mr Noodle Vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link

oh wait PB said "music culture" I missed that.

anyhow, WRONG

http://killingmylobster.com/albums/goooaal/keytar_mark_yess_copy.jpg

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link

It's about time there was a Death Metal band with an all keytar line-up.

TV's Mr Noodle Vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Everytime I read that word, I have the sudden compulsion to say something like:
"Shut up you fucking self-important pretentious loser."

This is the kind of intelligent debate we need more of.

"Intelligent debate" is the last thing we need. It's fucking music. Get over your own alleged importance.

PB, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

The thing is, all the flavour's in the fat. Really dry burgers taste weird

I've long switched over to extra lean ground beef, but I find a little worscetshire (sp?) sauce and garlic powder mixed in with the beef makes for a tasty burger!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link

"Intelligent debate" is the last thing we need. It's fucking music. Get over your own alleged importance.

U2 might be a lot of things, but it's not Fucking music.

TV's Mr Noodle Vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:42 (eighteen years ago) link

"Intelligent debate" is the last thing we need. It's fucking music. Get over your own alleged importance.

You are such a load.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Also:

http://www.videohelp.com/forum/images/guides/p1057837/tnt.jpg

One's in the MoMA's permanent collection, if you think I'm being a cheese-hound.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

that's beautiful!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link

calling the iPOD the "most beautiful product since the electric guitar" (or whatever) = drinking the Kool Aid.

as an "indie rock" musician I gotta say Bono's actually kinda right - I *do* prefer my music to be in "a ghetto", because I don't see any virtue in being willfully absorbed into the larger marketplace. just let me have my little corner over here where no one's looking and I can do whatever I want....

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

"Intelligent debate" is the last thing we need. It's fucking music. Get over your own alleged importance.

Anyway, since when was this thread about music? I thought it was:

TS: Bloated Rock Hax0rz Who Should Have Retired A Decade Ago And Would Have If Not For The Opportunity To Do Good In The World That Comes With Money And Fame But Somehow Come Off As Even Bigger Douches Than If They Just Did It For The Money vs. Music-Writer-Slash-Consumer-Advocates Who Position Themselves As The Temple Guardians Of Teh Realness

Meanwhile, I can't believe George Foreman allowed his name on a kitchen gadget. Sellout/Douche.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

How on Earth can a professional boxer be a "sellout"? Don't h8 on G-man! His grillz r grate!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Talking about grills is the last thing we need. It's fucking cooking.

TV's Mr Noodle Vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

How on Earth can a professional boxer be a "sellout"?

I kiss you M@tt. There's the thread in a nutshell.

Off now to check the going rate to have "GoldenPalace.com" tattooed on Iggy Pop's back.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link

x-post the George Foreman grill is useful, but is such a bitch to clean that I dread using it.

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link

The new ones they came out with in 2003 are all coated with nonstick, teflony goodness. Cleans up beautifully with a washrag instead of a scrubby sponge.

Now, that I've shilled... where's my money?

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:41 (eighteen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

BONO: That's a really important point that I want to get across to you. There's this poverty of ambition, in terms of what rock people will do to promote their work. That's a critical issue to me.

The excitement of punk rock, in the Irish and UK scene when we were coming up, was seeing our favorite band on "Top of the Pops," right next to the "enemy." That would be exciting. We did talk shows, TV shows, back then. The great moments of rock 'n' roll were never off in some corner of the music world, in a self-constructed ghetto. I don't like that kind of thinking. I know some of it exists, and some of our best friends are part of it. It's not for me.

Progressive rock was the enemy in 1976. And it still is. And it has many, many faces. This beast is lurking everywhere. It can describe itself as indie rock. It's the same [blanking] thing. It's misery. I have seen so many great minds struck down by it.

starving street dogs of punk rock (Odysseus), Saturday, 5 August 2017 17:24 (six years ago) link

Lol is that a recent quote?

flappy bird, Sunday, 6 August 2017 20:33 (six years ago) link

no, from the article upthread

starving street dogs of punk rock (Odysseus), Sunday, 6 August 2017 20:43 (six years ago) link


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