Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

Somebody else take over posting these for me, i'm taking a break.

-- kingfish, Friday, August 24, 2007 11:07 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

nothing says hotttt like a full-body fishnet and a pistol-grip pump
(translation: eeeek)

wait waht?

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/100107.jpg

I like how he's trying the toon equivalent of the Playboy shot where you get boobs and ass in the frame at the same time.

as well as ass banner

http://www.peta.org/feat/alicia_psa/index.asp?c=petaalcstnpsaggl&gclid=CMi519Dz7o4CFQGRPAodJypJFA

vs

http://www.townhall.com/video/HamNation/1450_hn092807

P.S. I like bacon and naked ladies.

Fact check: corn-fed beef tastes better than wild game.

yeah where did he go? this thread is dead without him

I took a break after I lost my job back in mid-august. One of the things they didn't like was my internet usage, which was used as part of the excuse to cut me since the company is shedding employees thanks to a down market.

My anxiety levels during my unemployment got untenable; I had an anxiety attack that wednesday and spent the day before I posted that all tranqed up. I couldn't face the repeated exposure to all these assholes reminding me of how unstable everything(incl. my financial standing) is and how they're working night & day to make things worse, so I put my political intake on pause. Hell, I even stopped listening to Thom Hartmann & Ed Schultz during the day.

I got a better job now(less high-tech, more blue collar, FAR better working enviro and wages and they have an office cat), but i'm not sitting at a desk or a labbench for 8 hours straight anymore, which is why my posting has fallen off.

I still don't feel stable/secure enough to start following all this shit again, so i'm going to let you guys take care of that for a while.

Remember, all the links you'll need are in the first post. Go forth and spread the word.

sorry to hear about your job problems kingfish, glad to hear you've got a new job so soon though. these threads have been some of my favorites ever, so thanks!

good luck, hope things work out in the near term. it's a dirty job, guess we gotta do it :(

take care kingfish!

i haven't checked this thread out in million years, so i guess it's probably old news that we have a new faithmouse custom job up there now.

Thank you for introducing me to Faithmouse.

http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon597large.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon667large.gif

http://www.faithmouse.com/Mr_Goatse.jpg

look i know we say this kind of thing a lot on ilx, but those have utterly blown my fucking mind

wtf

points for the wedding ring

a bosch for our time, not even kidding

negra modelo, man what

Absolutely.

There are no words.

are these commissions? i read somewhere that he was doing commissions of just about anything for a while and that the something awful dudes took him up on it big time.

wow i just opened my first negro modelo in ages right before clicking this thread.

negra modelo, obv.

wow

I know its been said before (by me, even) but Lacey really is on a whole other level than the other jokers that litter this thread

Wow. Mr. Goatse is totally amazingly classic!

The iris/Pacman duality is great!

holy shit

those must be commissions.

who ever heard of a penis wearing suspenders

What is Steve Irwin wrestling and why?

looks like some kind of crocodile demon to me (he's an angel wrestling crocodiles from hell now that he's dead... or something...?)

Faithmouse Pornography

In February of 2007, Dan Lacey registered an account on the Something Awful forums and posted sexually explicit pictures of Faithmouse characters in FYAD, and again in GBS. Though his foray into furry porn was not well received by FYAD, who seemed only to wish that he would never post there, GBS embraced Lacey's latest offerings as a sign of his spiral into insanity and began to request commissions. Richard Kyanka requested that Lacey collaborate with Shmorky in a flash animation project, but there has been no word on further developments.

Not a commission, he's really insane!

Faithmouse vs a SexBat
http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon642large.jpg
A concept I'm batting around.

FYAD? GBS?

That's odd; FYAD is usually so embracing of furries.

Tho they did get rid of the "Yiffy" tag years ago.

http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon757large.jpg

FYAD = fuck you and die
GBS = General Bullshit

sub forums of something awful

woah this thread got weird!

http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon564.jpg

Anxiously awaiting a Hello-Kitty-style merchandising of Faithmouse.

All the Dan Lacey haters on this thread have just been proven incontestably wrong.

Holy bejesum crow!

we have to remember he's mocking guliani coz he wants Alan Keyes as president

Sam Brownback, too, i think.

http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon351.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon282.jpg

A Something awful commissioned cartoon:

http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon252large.jpg

Taters Taters ---------------

FYAD? GBS?

FYAD = Fuck You And Die = ALL NOISE DUDE
GBS = General Bullshit = ILM

Only the FiestaCat was commissioned, for five dollars I think, as a thank-you to someone at SA who was defending my work. I have a request thread in POE, but it isn't cartoons for pay; I just work down the list when I have some spare time and draw whatever anyone would like. None of those cartoons have been posted here.

I've been banned for close to a year by moderator Ozma at SA. I posted an article about my winning an award from an alternative newsweekly which mentioned SA, and another about Google notifying me that they were dropping faithmouse from the search term 'Britney Spears no underwear' because they had discovered a 'hidden' St. Michael The Archangel prayer on my site, and she said I was just shamelessly using SA to promote my cartoon. I logged in a few times since then, but all I get is a picture of a semen-covered penis embraced by a tarantula.

Anyway, thanks for posting.

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070928.jpg

Because Environmentalists are part of a religion based on pure fantasy whereas other religions adhere to pure scientific fact.

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070928.jpg

More of a collage...
http://www.passionateamerica.com/pictures/ACLU_nativity_01.jpg

...and another about Google notifying me that they were dropping faithmouse from the search term 'Britney Spears no underwear' because they had discovered a 'hidden' St. Michael The Archangel prayer on my site...

I don't much care about SA drama, but I'd like some more details on this bit.

http://i24.tinypic.com/16nrj9.png

O_o