The Random Recipe Generator

srsly i am losing my shit here

i love the "discard the ______" part

this has made me larf
thank you james off

hahahahahaha these recipes are a scream

Pizza Style Plain Flour

oh my god

Spicy Essence Of Vanilla Cakes
Serves 5
You will need:
150g ginger
3 sheets of ricepaper
3 cucumbers
90ml essence of vanilla
Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 190 C
fry the ginger until browned
add one tablespoon of the ginger
stir-fry the essence of vanilla
mix the essence of vanilla in
toast the sheets of ricepaper
fry the sheets of ricepaper
sauté the cucumbers
bake for 70 minutes and serve hot

a little redundant imo

LJ to thread...

Plain Flour And Plain Flour Pudding
Serves 2
You will need:

* 30g lard
* 120ml exotic sauce
* 120ml white wine vinegar
* 110g plain flour

Instructions:

1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C
2. throw the lard away
3. toast the plain flour
4. saute the plain flour
5. blend with the plain flour
6. fold in the plain flour
7. discard the exotic sauce
8. whisk the plain flour
9. flip the plain flour
10. grill the white wine vinegar
11. bake for 80 minutes and serve hot

Anchovies With Ginger Dressing
Serves 5
You will need:

* 50ml mint sauce
* 20g anchovies
* 50g ginger
* 5 carrots

Instructions:

1. barbeque the ginger
2. grill the anchovies
3. toast the carrots
4. slice the mint sauce
5. throw it all away

Tomato Ketchup Pie
Serves 2
You will need:

* 150g port
* 150g lard
* 70ml tomato ketchup
* 80g chicken

Instructions:

1. put the chicken in the saucepan
2. discard the tomato ketchup
3. spoon the chicken onto a warmed plate
4. mix the chicken in
5. defrost the lard
6. heat the lard
7. fry the port until browned
8. put everything in the blender

Yum.

This generator's logic isn't so different from my drunk brane's.

A recipe for "Strawberries Supreme" which includes the instruction "throw the strawberries away"

oh and the only other ingredient was four sheets of rice paper o_O

"Cheese Surprise", the surprise being there's no cheese in it because it's been thrown away...