http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/
This thing is awesome.
― sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Nice. After a few of those maybe you'll want to build up a menu: http://www.deliciouscorpse.com/
― canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link
ahhaha
― you have to forgive me (surm), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Grilled Lemon JuiceServes 3You will need:
* 10ml lemon juice * 4 bananas * 70g ginger * 2 mangoes
Instructions:
1. fry the lemon juice until browned 2. barbeque the mangoes 3. fry the ginger 4. whisk the lemon juice 5. fold in the mangoes 6. barbeque the bananas 7. enjoy
― sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
The best part of each one is the instructions.
I just got a recipe for Grilled Lemons where the last two stages were 4. discard the lemons and 5. order out, which is exactly my cooking procedure for most dishes
spooky grilled lemon xpost!
― canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
this made me lol for real
Pizza Style Green PeppersServes 2You will need:
* 3 pinches of salt * 90ml lemonade * 20g chicken * 1 green peppers
1. pre-heat the oven to 220 C 2. rinse the lemonade 3. fry the green peppers 4. add one tablespoon of the green peppers 5. stir the lemonade 6. throw the green peppers away 7. sift the chicken 8. grind the chicken 9. sprinkle the lemonade over the top 10. throw the pinches of salt away 11. bake for 90 minutes and serve hot
― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― rinse the lemonade (Jordan), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Potatoes SupremeServes 1You will need:
* 70ml vinegar * 2 potatoes * 70ml mint sauce
1. microwave the vinegar 2. rinse the mint sauce 3. simmer the vinegar gently for 20 minutes 4. throw the potatoes away 5. serve piping hot
Yum.
― rinse the lemonade (Jordan), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Slices of Bread SalsaServes 2You will need:
* 80g of sprouts * 6 slices of bread * 120g self-raising flour
1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C 2. sift the sprouts 3. rinse the slices of bread 4. put the self-raising flour in the fridge for 2 minutes 5. bake for 90 minutes and serve hot
This is actually how we make salsa in the UK.
― canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link
i would like it if it actually made more sense
― fleetwood (s1ocki), Friday, 15 January 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link
like, you could make it more sophisticated to make it seem even more realer
nah i am loving the surrealist lols here
Pizza Style Plain FlourServes 2You will need:
* 120ml soy sauce * 1 sprigs of asparagus * 70g noodles * 100ml whipped cream * 110g plain flour
1. fry the sprigs of asparagus until browned 2. lightly fry the sprigs of asparagus 3. heat the sprigs of asparagus in the saucepan 4. mix the sprigs of asparagus in 5. add one tablespoon of the sprigs of asparagus 6. rinse the soy sauce 7. simmer the soy sauce gently for 20 minutes 8. slice the noodles 9. microwave the soy sauce 10. eat the noodles 11. add one tablespoon of the soy sauce 12. eat the whipped cream 13. discard the soy sauce 14. microwave the plain flour 15. enjoy
― CATBEAST 7777 (ledge), Friday, 15 January 2010 23:15 (fourteen years ago) link
srsly i am losing my shit here
― CATBEAST 7777 (ledge), Friday, 15 January 2010 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link
i love the "discard the ______" part
this has made me larfthank you james off
― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Friday, 15 January 2010 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahahaha these recipes are a scream
― i should rectify that (jdchurchill), Saturday, 16 January 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Pizza Style Plain Flour
oh my god
― sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Saturday, 16 January 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Spicy Essence Of Vanilla CakesServes 5You will need:150g ginger3 sheets of ricepaper3 cucumbers90ml essence of vanillaInstructions:pre-heat the oven to 190 Cfry the ginger until brownedadd one tablespoon of the gingerstir-fry the essence of vanillamix the essence of vanilla intoast the sheets of ricepaperfry the sheets of ricepapersauté the cucumbersbake for 70 minutes and serve hot
― tehresa, Saturday, 16 January 2010 10:13 (fourteen years ago) link
a little redundant imo
LJ to thread...
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Saturday, 16 January 2010 10:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Plain Flour And Plain Flour PuddingServes 2You will need:
* 30g lard * 120ml exotic sauce * 120ml white wine vinegar * 110g plain flour
1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C 2. throw the lard away 3. toast the plain flour 4. saute the plain flour 5. blend with the plain flour 6. fold in the plain flour 7. discard the exotic sauce 8. whisk the plain flour 9. flip the plain flour 10. grill the white wine vinegar 11. bake for 80 minutes and serve hot
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Saturday, 16 January 2010 10:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Anchovies With Ginger DressingServes 5You will need:
* 50ml mint sauce * 20g anchovies * 50g ginger * 5 carrots
1. barbeque the ginger 2. grill the anchovies 3. toast the carrots 4. slice the mint sauce 5. throw it all away
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Saturday, 16 January 2010 11:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Tomato Ketchup PieServes 2You will need:
* 150g port * 150g lard * 70ml tomato ketchup * 80g chicken
1. put the chicken in the saucepan 2. discard the tomato ketchup 3. spoon the chicken onto a warmed plate 4. mix the chicken in 5. defrost the lard 6. heat the lard 7. fry the port until browned 8. put everything in the blender
― Body Butter (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 16 January 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link
This generator's logic isn't so different from my drunk brane's.
― Fetchboy, Saturday, 16 January 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link
A recipe for "Strawberries Supreme" which includes the instruction "throw the strawberries away"
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Saturday, 16 January 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
oh and the only other ingredient was four sheets of rice paper o_O
"Cheese Surprise", the surprise being there's no cheese in it because it's been thrown away...
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Saturday, 16 January 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link