ethan knows a joke
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 2:19 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
just one though
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link
my back is got, cheers bro!
if the zing's funny, to be fair, i don't honestly mind these days.
-- Just got offed, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 5:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
You tossed a dude off
-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 9:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― jabba hands, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Shut the fuck up, I listened to a Hefner album within the last month.
-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:36 (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
And I put some Toto tracks on my iPod.
I guess Toto are old enough for you to accept then. It's the idea of a band formed after the mid 80s and writing traditional songs that you cannot accept.
-- Geir Hongro, Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:12 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:45 (sixteen years ago) link
o snap
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Damn, Hongro like the wolf!
― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link
I gotta lay low for a while after that, fucking stings.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link
i love how geir assumes that everyone else has complex and flawed psychological motives for not thinking exactly like him
― s1ocki, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link
have you noticed he's kind of craaaaaazy
― s1ocki, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link
what a character!
thumbs up!
― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Hongro like the wolf, A+
― kenan, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:35 (sixteen years ago) link
'principled' non-voters like morbz & rapey mo are like the overqualified unemployed dude who wont even look at any job that pays less than $300k a year so he ends up sleeping on his mom's couch watching divorce court every day for the rest of his life
-- and what, Thursday, October 18, 2007 2:42 PM
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:33 (sixteen years ago) link
While it's possible to cherry-pick exceptions ever since, Frere-Jones does so selectively, overlooking the likes of Royal Trux or the Afghan Whigs in the 1990s,
why do I suspect that if this line had come from the SFJ article he'd presently be getting raked both ways over the coals for citing Royal Trux as counterexample to the "does not swing" trend
-- J0hn D., Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:30 (6 minutes ago) Link
(excepting what would be a self-cite obv)
-- J0hn D., Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:31 (5 minutes ago) Link
it's kind of amazing what you've been reduced to pointing out in this save-a-ho gambit, john
-- da croupier, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:33 (3 minutes ago) Link
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link
this all reminds me of the dream i had two nights ago where i played bass during an animal collective show and a guy recording a bootleg was standing in front of me and had this horrified look on his face.
-- poortheatre, Monday, October 22, 2007 7:14 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
...
-- The Reverend, Monday, October 22, 2007 10:22 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link
"save-a-ho gambit" !
― am0n, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link
ludlum novel
― s1ocki, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:47 (sixteen years ago) link
loool
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Melody Of Certain Damaged Norwegians
-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 2:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link
from the kenan birthday thread:
try not to be such a creep on your birthday
-- cutty, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 3:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― ^@^, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link
what ive learned today - clowning jeezy more popular than clowning esoteric
-- +++ (...), March 23rd, 2006 2:00 PM.
-- Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:31 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
i dont think clowning popularity correlates to actual popularity like that
-- +++, Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:38 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
for example its more popular to clown you than me
-- +++, Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:39 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link
i like to imagine an alternative reality where momus is a middle manager working for some accountancy firm in dumfries, boring his teenage kids with stories of how he used to be in a post punk group 25 years ago. shopping for slacks in next, drinking real ale after work, taking his daughter to an artic monkeys concert, shagging his boring wife twice a week (missionary position in the dark).
-- max r, Monday, 22 October 2007 13:12 (2 days ago) Link
You sure like to imagine!
-- Tuomas, Monday, 22 October 2007 13:16 (2 days ago) Link
― 31g, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 00:31 (sixteen years ago) link
getting sonned by Tuomas is surely the death knell
― Oink Administrator, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Liverpool are absolutely terrible. Countdown to Benitez being sacked has begun. End of season most likely but surely nobody has anything to say in their defence now. They're never going to be consistent and they're not going to win the Premiership under Benitez.
-- Ronan, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:30 (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
jol out
-- onimo, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:51 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link
haven't you got some suicidal girl's life to ruin?
― Ronan, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link
zing
― and what, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:20 (sixteen years ago) link
The last one kinda looked like Martin Jol, now you mention it
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link
dom, there are a few places where it would be accepted to post britishes sports humor, but noize board ain't one
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:31 (sixteen years ago) link
try louis jagger's blog next time
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link
woa sorry i thought i clicked on "o_O posts" not "the noize board convention of future kenans"
my bad!
-- ^@^, Saturday, October 27, 2007 5:23 AM (Saturday, October 27, 2007 5:23 AM) Bookmark Link
― HI DERE, Saturday, 27 October 2007 13:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Little-known fact: I once wrote a review of an obscure album for Stylus, six months after it came out, and sent it to Nick. The very next day, a review of that album appeared on the site, written by a regular. I maintain mine was better. Nick's main problem seemed to be my use of the word 'ejaculated' in the first sentence.
-- Just got offed, Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:16 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
littlest known fact.
-- J0rdan S., Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:18 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― s1ocki, Sunday, 28 October 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
haha i just put that on the lol thread
― Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 28 October 2007 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link
haha just posted that to ZINGZ
-- s1ocki, Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:52 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― dmr, Sunday, 28 October 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link
lol @ double mindmeld
― dmr, Sunday, 28 October 2007 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link
the system works!
-- s1ocki, Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:53 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― s1ocki, Sunday, 28 October 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link
ZINGER TWINS
― Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 28 October 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
im in a brmc video. those guys are dicks.
-- chaki, Tuesday, October 30, 2007 12:33 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
did they creampie you?
-- remy bean, Tuesday, October 30, 2007 12:34 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link
i dont get that
― chaki, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link
you don't want to
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Your advice for writing about fiction is sound. I think I might employ it myself. Can't you just stick to being a physicist, you boring, victimising cunt? I know it sounds snobbish and crass, but you've got on my wick once too often, actually going out of your way to dig one in when if you actually stopped to think about it for a fucking second, you'd realise that I am just a twenty year-old student, whose writing-style is nowhere near complete refinement, and whose actual essays you have never even seen. I must be doing something right, given that most of my tutors think me capable of a first. The way you above everyone else on ILX leap to judge me, based on your (unrelated) experiences with students at a different university, continues to amaze me. As long as you address me in this snide and small-minded manner, I will keep refuting your baseless attacks.
-- Just got offed, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:56 (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― caek, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Whoever that is was right about the writing, I couldn't bear it past the second sentence.
― Laurel, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link
how do the types of geeks who post on ILX make it all the way to fucking college with such thin skin? you'd think they all came from incredibly privileged insular backgrounds, that or they spend all their time being miserable
― El Tomboto, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link
It's a private school thing. Public school kids had their skins thickened from their educatory years, private school kids just had their anuses distended.
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link
phooey, i say to you.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm working on one now
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:16 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
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stand back and watch the master
-- El Tomboto, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:17 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
i anticipate funnies and lockage
-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:17 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
let me guess jw is it a GURL you know in REAL LIFE?
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link
xp: you're nuts. private school kids are just as if not more cruel than public school kids.
― sexyDancer, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, but more in terms of rape than zings
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link
guys dont forget they have different meanings here and there
― s1ocki, Monday, 5 November 2007 17:47 (sixteen years ago) link
"College"
― `, Monday, 5 November 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link
"zing"
― max, Monday, 5 November 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link
fuckin a tuomas use google.
-- J0rdan S., Sunday, November 4, 2007 6:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
before you ask: www.google.com
― sunny successor, Monday, 5 November 2007 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link