Society is in the gutter

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These days are filled with homosexuals suggesting pairing cardigans with tuxedos. I am confused.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

Used to be that a man about town in Hawaii would just where a Hawaiian shirt everywhere, regardless of the event or occasion.

snoball, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

If you offer to help show a man how to use a stick he hits you with it these days. These days someone is always laughing at you and someone is laughing at them and so on.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 22:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

What the German spirit might be—who has not had his melancholy ideas about that! But this people has deliberately made itself stupid, for nearly a millennium: nowhere have the two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity, been abused more dissolutely. Recently even a third has been added—one that alone would be suffficient to dispatch all fine and bold fiexibility of the spirit—music, our constipated, constipating German music.

Euler, Monday, 25 August 2008 22:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

Known masturbators are leading our troops into battle.

call all destroyer, Monday, 25 August 2008 22:15 (nine years ago) Permalink

These days when you walk down the street you don't know if men will assault you for looking too homosexual, or if homosexuals will assault you for looking too much like a man.

call all destroyer, Monday, 25 August 2008 22:18 (nine years ago) Permalink

and back in the day, a woman was a woman, a man a man. now you can't call someone a person without getting in trouble for using a label. i miss the time when we were proud to be categorized, named, certified.

Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 22:48 (nine years ago) Permalink


DJ Mencap, Monday, 25 August 2008 22:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

...."classified," actually.

kingfish, Monday, 25 August 2008 22:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

Remember when you shunned someone and they stayed shunned?

Kerm, Monday, 25 August 2008 22:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

I will henceforth shun myself for my lyrical error - it's what I would have wanted

DJ Mencap, Monday, 25 August 2008 23:15 (nine years ago) Permalink

I blame so-called comedian Max Miller for the disgraceful decline in our society. With his "blue" gags he gave the "green" light to the filthy perversions which now constitute "humour" on the television and penalise the family who prefer to "keep it clean."

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 09:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

What would the Knights of the Round Table think?

Raw Patrick, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 10:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

erm, kids are still kicking balls in my street. little thugs.

Ste, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 10:42 (nine years ago) Permalink

Kids stabbing balls in the street etc

Tom D., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 10:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

these days *shakes head*

latebloomer, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 10:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

So-called "children" were jumping up and down and making an unholy racket in my omnibus as it proceeded through the West of London. They were on their way to some disgraceful, degenerate "carnival." What a sad reflection of today, when in my childhood years we were content to derive fun from one grey sock with holes for many Christmases to come.

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

I've half a mind to literally put my foot through society and send the so-called PC Brigade the bill. Let's have an end to the do-gooders, liberals etc.

MPx4A, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

Thanks to sandal-wearing Tony Blair and his cronies, you can now press just one button on the internet and a sex offender will turn up at your house within seconds. And yet still honest taxpayers burn to death in buildings while the fire brigade takes four hours to get through the crowds at Red Ken's Pink Parade.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

When I was young, one would show one's appreciation for a well-formed heel on a young lady by removing one's cap and nodding respectfully. Nowadays this is met with foul-mouthed abuse. We should of listened to Powell.

MPx4A, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

A glimpse of stocking was considered perfectly shocking but these days, as so-called rapper Charlotte Church would say, it's all gravy

DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

I remember when all the gays were on the stage, making us laugh, like that nice Graham Norton. Now even society itself has a penis in its bottom.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

We should of listened to Powell

Baden, Enoch AND Anthony

Tom D., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

and Peter

blueski, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:33 (nine years ago) Permalink

30 years ago a child kicked a ball in the street. today that same child literally kicks society into the face of a pensioner

Parish Priest!, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:34 (nine years ago) Permalink

While litter remains on the streets youths literally put pensioners into the few bins that remain

Parish Priest!, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:35 (nine years ago) Permalink

what do you say to a child who has been unable to age for 30 years because of foreigners having sex on benefits which they use to make a bomb aimed at please, thank you and mushy peas?

blueski, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

At childrens birthday parties society is literally cut up and eaten while absent parents laugh

Parish Priest!, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

Neil S, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:41 (nine years ago) Permalink

The rot started with balls, really. When I was a child we were happy with a whip and a spinning top. These days they want a ball one minute and a Bentley the next, but you can't even whip your servants. Can't even whip your servants, but still they won't make it illegal to abduct and murder little children and bury them in the woods.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:42 (nine years ago) Permalink

My elderly mother was left lying around a hospital untreated for three decades, and her rigid corpse ended up being used as a hospital bed for an asylum seeker with a cut to the thumb. Meanwhile the spin merchants in government are compiling the new year honours' list by copying names wholesale from the Sex Offenders Register. What on earth is going on?

MPx4A, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

i blame the parents, every one of them

darraghmac, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

Our parents fought and died in a war, and now Gordon Brown won't even give us a referendum on whether Britain should join the Middle East.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

When you went on holiday you used to be able to ask your neighbours to check that the kids were doing okay.

In Brown's Britain they're more likely to kill them and turn their mutilated corpses into an 'art' exhibition -- and all at the taxpayer's expense.

special guest stars mark bronson, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:04 (nine years ago) Permalink

Roy Whiting and Ian Huntley are sitting in five star "prison cell" bragging about their crimes on Face-book. Meanwhile, the Police can't even be bothered to find Milly Dowler. SORT IT OUT.

MPx4A, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:04 (nine years ago) Permalink

You can't even talk about who should be in the Tottenham team without people complaining.

blueski, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

Pashmina, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:07 (nine years ago) Permalink

Haha stevem beat me to it

DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:13 (nine years ago) Permalink

So, Gordon Brown and his merry band of socialists say it is not on for a grown man to vote for Paul Simon in Pazz and Jopp? I am a grown man I can vote for who I want! This is yet another example of socialism and political correctness killing our most proud traditions.

Free Peace Sweet!, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:16 (nine years ago) Permalink

So, Gordon Brown and his rag tag bag of Eurocrats and Trots think it is inappropriate for me to talk about my love of corn dogs and hoagies on the internet when I should be doing my boring office job? Well I think they should eat a MASSIVE PLATE OF RIBS, perhaps then they would know what it is like in the real world.

Free Peace Sweet!, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

Some of the messages on this thread are funny!

But it is curious that everyone - in about 160 posts on such a fractious board - seems happy to agree entirely with the tone of the thread, and produce more sarcastic parodies of laments for a lost past.

Actually, there are probably some things that were indeed better in the past, and some that were worse. Some things in the world today, one would not want to lose. Some, perhaps one would be glad to see the back of.

In a lot of ways, life for us - the expanded middle classes of the developed world - is probably as good or easy as life has ever been for anyone ever. Yet it is also true, I believe, that the planet Earth, as a physical environment and ecological system, has never been in a worse shape, at least not since it was covered in rivers of lava several million years ago. Some things do get worse, dangerously and tragically worse.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

like Spurs

onimo, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:52 (nine years ago) Permalink


darraghmac, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

When children were made to join the army, they knew the meaning of discipline. Nowadays every child has a gun.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

Mexicans celebrate their navidades by swatting Society with a cane til it literally bursts forth with detritus which they then collect, trade, and eat.

wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

According to the Guardian's latest Tottenham report - and I quote - "The merits of the Wigan forward Emile Heskey have also been discussed."

the pinefox, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:08 (nine years ago) Permalink

One of the shortest conversations in history that one

Tom D., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:13 (nine years ago) Permalink

When oh when will Left-wing subversives like Pinko Pinefox be dealt with by our bankrupt Government instead of being nauseatingly allowed to broadcast his nigglingly nitpicking propaganda about global warming which as we all know is a fallacy funded by disgusting Loony Lefties like George Michael. If the world is getting warmer why have we had THREE STINKING SUMMERS IN A ROW?

We would be basking in 95 degree temperatures if the Tories had been elected in 2005.

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

once, there was at least one summer a year. now, who knows?

max, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:25 (nine years ago) Permalink

i sold my house for a pint of beer, and then i spilt it all over my hooded top.

the next grozart, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:28 (nine years ago) Permalink

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