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to think it's the director of "3 women" and the writer of "homegrown democrat" that turned her into paris richie. fight the real enemy etc.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:51 (nineteen years ago) link

so Luna has some deep-seeded pyschological issues that manifest themselves in the form of mocking celebrities. Thank you, Dr. Chow.

― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:52 (nineteen years ago) link

People question Spencer's Hollywood cred to their peril!!!!!

Word.

― EComplex (EComplex), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Unfortunately, I have NO Hollywood cred!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:11 (nineteen years ago) link

not even here?:

http://lakeconroe.com/customer/4581/images/Hollywood%20Video.jpg

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:15 (nineteen years ago) link

oops, I think luna needs your defending her about as much as Lindsay Lohan needs mine.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:15 (nineteen years ago) link

well, she did ask me for it, and i don't think lindsay asked you.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:16 (nineteen years ago) link

uh huh.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:19 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll defend you Spencer.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe Michael Keaton can defend someone. He's not doing anything else.

― EComplex (EComplex), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:20 (nineteen years ago) link

as Cameron: "Ned Raggett, you're my hero!"

anyway, back to our regularly scheduled programming:
http://www.doorfromhell.com/blog/archives/images/LohanStone02-thumb.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Ga ga going

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Keaton needs to defend himself.

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...well, I've not got much to add after that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Why is the ice thing SO HOTT???

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Photoshop the steam in...with YOUR MIND.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I bet her ass felt funny that day

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:30 (nineteen years ago) link

IT'S NOT MELTING BECAUSE SHE'S COOOOOOLLLLD BLOOODEDDDDDD...

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Rap godfather

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:31 (nineteen years ago) link

If the big tittays were fake she totally had to have them uninstalled when she went on the Hollywood Starvation Diet because as my wife likes to tell me weightloss affects the boobs first.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:37 (nineteen years ago) link

are there any more pictures where you can see the freckles on her thighs?

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Maternity cravings?

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

haha omg

― strng hlkngtn, Friday, 13 May 2005 01:33 (nineteen years ago) link

are there any more pictures where you can see the freckles on her thighs?

This question is U&K!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Your search - "freckled thighs" - did not match any documents.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess I just have issues with heroin chic being the standard of gorgeous because it fucks so many little girls (and grown women) up. It pisses me off.

This of course makes sense, however, don't hate the player etc...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't think she goes up to random girls on the street and taunts them. lindsay and nicole are famous and therefore exist as both real living breathing people and images. attack the image. mock it. point out how ridiculous it is.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:58 (nineteen years ago) link

(but really, that "hate the game not the playa" shit is bullshit. or, at least, very far from being a truisim)

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Spencer won't dance with a fat Lindsey.

― deanor (jram), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll dance with her.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:32 (nineteen years ago) link

People, are you really THIS DENSE? Spencer is not passing judgement on Lindsey Lohan's physique one way or the other. He is not saying he likes her more when she's skinny, or that he likes her more when she's not skinny.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll dance with you, too, Tracer.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:15 (nineteen years ago) link

he said "dense"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Remy, much like Kevin Bacon in Footloose, just wants to dance.

― haitch (haitch), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:23 (nineteen years ago) link

While we've been weighing in on the suitability of Ms Lohan's body as a role model for our children, we have been neglecting the other stars of the movie who, in my mind, are just as worthy of this kind of discussion. For instance, the woman who plays Larry David's wife on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Eyebrows -- too plucked, I think. I'd still dance with her, though. As long as she tolerated my lectures about grooming.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:29 (nineteen years ago) link

If I looked all over the world
And there’s every type of girl
But Miss Lohan's eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with Tracer Hand

So let’s sink another drink
’cause it’ll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I’d ask Lindsey L. to dance
And I’ll be dancing with Tracer Hand

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link

http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/ilxstuff/dancing%20man.gif http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/ilxstuff/dancing%20man.gif http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/ilxstuff/dancing%20man.gif

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:35 (nineteen years ago) link

http://uploadhut.com/upload/59984.gif

― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 13 May 2005 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

wait what did bob altman do now?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:50 (nineteen years ago) link

What hasn't he done?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:55 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.failmath.com/archives/

scroll down about 2/3rds of the way

also:

http://img229.echo.cx/img229/1944/lohan2vi9kl.gif

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I would be thrilled to dance with you, Ned.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:39 (nineteen years ago) link

*WUV*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:40 (nineteen years ago) link

T/S: Does LL Rub Her Tittays If She Loves Hip-Hop?

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:42 (nineteen years ago) link

It's the next-best thing to dancing with yourself.

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― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Thank you Tracer! Tracer and Ned are my heros - I would dance with either of them (and I will admit to dancing with LL). I do in fact like her any which way. She is an extraordinarily pretty girl and certainly didn't need to lose weight to be attractive. I suspect that she felt that becoming skinnier would make look older and that she would then be more suitable for older and more distinguished roles. I'm sure she could do Disney and teen movies for many more years but she probably fears being typecast. Either way, don't hate the actress, hate the agent.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 07:49 (nineteen years ago) link

fuck, spencer chow is my hero!

personally, i'm more concerned by lindsay's redhead denial. i though red hair was hot right now anyway, what with lily cole...

― N_RQ, Friday, 13 May 2005 08:33 (nineteen years ago) link

In order of love:

Lindsay
Strongo/Michael Keaton
Spencer
Ann-Margret

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Friday, 13 May 2005 11:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Did I or anyone else say he was? are YOU that dense??

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Lindsey Lohan: Stupiding Message Boards Since 2002.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:46 (nineteen years ago) link

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