what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

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Does he have a moustache?

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:18 (twenty years ago) link

I'll bet it's more of a moustachio.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:18 (twenty years ago) link

i think it would be awesome if you insisted on wearing sunglasses in the house for like the next two months.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:18 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.soundgenerator.com/pix/articles/2002/05/angusposed_170.jpg

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:19 (twenty years ago) link

"Oh, I just think I'm gonna barf... Well, that passed." </ fargo>

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:19 (twenty years ago) link

Moustachio is coming. (on your couch?)

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:19 (twenty years ago) link

u+k detail: what colour is yr couch?

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:20 (twenty years ago) link

and/or: what colo(u)r WAS yr couch?

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:20 (twenty years ago) link

Does he still have the trucker hat on you think?

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:21 (twenty years ago) link

Gear, seriously -- come to the next LA FAP, whenever it is. The beer is on us. It is well deserved.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

can you be sure he wasn't bald

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.binc.org/videolink-kids/330games/images/guesswho.jpg

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

The club soda is on us.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

Right? What gets anal out, again?

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:23 (twenty years ago) link

'Cause if not you could bust one in it for him, see how he feels, couch-soiling semi-wielding hipster!

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:23 (twenty years ago) link

I'm going to post a picture of this couch soon.

I just went out in the living room and indie fop is now wearing shorts (no shirt????) and his hat and he's sprayinh Lysol on the couch. he's said "sorry" about fifty times. I just told him he's a fucking idiot. my roommate stumbled out of her room and she again said, somewhat indignantly, "I thought you were at work". I said I told her last week my job was ending and if "you want to take it up the ass, take it on your bed."

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:23 (twenty years ago) link

how does one say that with a straight face??

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

my gear!o

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

omfgggggggggggggggggg

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

Does he have a moustache?

What about her? Did she have a Dirty Sanchez 'tache?

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

I can't stop smiling.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

I said I told her last week my job was ending and if "you want to take it up the ass, take it on your bed."

That is awesome.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

Gear! You are my hero.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

oh man.
you should totally wait outside her room and punch scrawny indie trucker hat in the mouth, or nose.

serious.

― sunjammerr, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

First Jess now this. Who needs television? Best sex advice of the day, "if you want to take it up the ass, take it on your bed."

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

I thought you were at work? I thought YOU were smart enough to FUCKING CHECK. Jesus. Ew.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

C J that is the nastiest thing I've ever seen you post!

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

I can't stop smiling.

me neither. i am so sorry for your couch but so happy for myself.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

XXXpost

"you want to take it up the ass, take it on your bed."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kisses!

gygax.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

This thread has made me Unruly!

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:27 (twenty years ago) link

you need to get that on a sign.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:27 (twenty years ago) link

or a tattoo

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:27 (twenty years ago) link

it was hard to say it with a straight face but I concentrated on the thought that some trucker hat wearing, Postal Service-listenin' indie ass had possibly discharged on my couch whilst fucking a Glamorama-carryin'-but-not-readin'-emo-listening actress.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:27 (twenty years ago) link

i sort of feel bad for trucker hat guy.

― kephm, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:28 (twenty years ago) link

I keep wondering what truckerhat must be thinking. That close to ass paradise and then his fucked up karma/girl's roommate walks in. He must have gone soft in a heartbeat.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:28 (twenty years ago) link

i sort of feel bad for the roommate. maybe i should comfort her.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:28 (twenty years ago) link

I cannot eat my sandwich for the life of me.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:28 (twenty years ago) link

I'm not surprised

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

why do you live with this person you hate, gear?

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago) link

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/lafetealamaison/images/olsenjeux05b.jpg

"REMINDER: GEAR! IS NOT AT WORK"

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago) link

What kind of sandwich is it?

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago) link

'sandwich'

― kephm, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago) link

french dip au jus?

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago) link

i sort of feel bad for trucker hat guy.

THE BACKLASH BEGINS

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago) link

I kind of feel bad for him, too -- it's your roommate's fault, really. It's not like the guy knew it was your couch, but your roommate definitely did. And what's up with that, anyway? Wouldn't assfucking on the couch be incredibly difficult, just logistically speaking? I mean there's a whole floor there!

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:31 (twenty years ago) link

THAT'S NOT BEEF

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:31 (twenty years ago) link

This thread has sort of put me off anal sex now.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:31 (twenty years ago) link

Maybe her knees were on the floor and her torso was on the couch?

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:32 (twenty years ago) link

Jordan I thought for a second "BACKLASH" was some other word and now I have the phear real bad.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:32 (twenty years ago) link

you know she said she was just a laidback cool non Hollywood kind of girl who loved music other people thought was weird, which apparently meant "hi I'm high strung and probably on coke, I love the club scene and talking about acting, and I listen to Death Cab."

I KNEW THE BACKLASH WOULD ARRIVE. i feel sorry for him a little, too. obviously it's mostly my roommate's doing...

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

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