The best Simpsons episode ever. Fact.

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My favorite line from the B-sharps episode:

"Oyster Lucy! You'll love Oyster Lucy! Oh Mister Mooney, I've just got to meet Bob Cummings.... Viiiiiiiiiiv."

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 14 January 2005 13:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I was just about to make the same arguments for the same episode. Mindy's the greatest. Except I misquoted the egg thing from the stonecutters episode, thanks Stevem.

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 14 January 2005 13:54 (nineteen years ago) link

"Oh Mindy, you came and you gave me a turkey"

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 14 January 2005 14:17 (nineteen years ago) link

How come the funniest moment ever hasn't been mentioned? Probably because it has been mentioned on other threads.

"You have selected... regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press 1"

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 14 January 2005 14:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I saw the one where Bart and Homer become carnies yesterday - is this a new one? I roffled my ass off!

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 14 January 2005 14:26 (nineteen years ago) link

the chili cook-off has to be my favorite. you can't go wrong with homer psychedelic hallucinations and johnny cash starring as a coyote.

― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Friday, 14 January 2005 14:37 (nineteen years ago) link

It's funny how people love moments that just make you shrug, I guess it just shows how many levels it works on.

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 14 January 2005 14:43 (nineteen years ago) link

and johnny cash starring as a coyote.

say what now??

I saw the one where Bart and Homer become carnies yesterday - is this a new one?

i think that's from around '99/'00 DL

Nellie OTM

― Stevem On X (blueski), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:09 (nineteen years ago) link

the worst thing is when you know someone quoted it wrong - a) you're annoyed because they quoted it wrong, b) you're annoyed that you're annoyed about this, c) you ARE now officially the most annoying person in the world regardless of whether you correct them or not, no-win

― Stevem On X (blueski), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link

and johnny cash starring as a coyote.
say what now??

trudat. i'll ship it over to you on gmail if you like.

― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on Third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on Third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There?
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank: That's on Third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the Hammock Complex on Third.
Homer: Oh, the Hammock District!

― Lance du Lac, Friday, 14 January 2005 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link

ha ha, the Hank Scorpio one is the GREATTITS!

Hank Scorpio: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country, Italy or France?
Homer: France.
Hank adjusts a giant laser
Hank Scorpio: Heh heh. Nobody ever says Italy.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

WOW, A BASEBALL MADE OF SECRETARIAT!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:33 (nineteen years ago) link

The 2 episodes that have Homer and Ned's Vegas wives in always leave me in bits

― azob (azob), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Hurricane Neddy is SUCH a winner.

"Lousy Beatniks!"

― Lance du Lac, Friday, 14 January 2005 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link

"Everybody dance now!"

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

"Ooopsie-doodle!"

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 14 January 2005 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

hurricane neddy is indeed an excellent episode

― peter smith (plsmith), Friday, 14 January 2005 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

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