the first would have been pretty funny on its own but the second is such a slam-dunk
― nutrition na'vi (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
i kinda read the second one as being muttered under his breath too
hahahaha
― free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
my buns are so firm, but the asshole is wide open
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Friday, January 15, 2010 1:15 PM (29 minutes ago)
― sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Friday, 15 January 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah it feels sooooo long, but i still kind of dig it in chunks
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Friday, January 29, 2010 11:32 AM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 29 January 2010 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link
big shit poppin
i need to do this more often
― Goon's Anatomy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, January 31, 2010 12:47 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― alf shumway (some dude), Sunday, 31 January 2010 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link
you really gotta hear the slurping noises to get the full effect
― messiahwannabe, Tuesday, February 2, 2010 11:15 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― sicker than your vag (some dude), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
nice, ken. get another inch and we can share a malt.
― homosexual II, Saturday, February 20, 2010 1:55 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark
― Möbius dick (╓abies), Saturday, 20 February 2010 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
I have Black Dynamite out right now, btw.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, February 22, 2010 6:49 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Joannon HOOM (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link
its like some sort of poop olympics in here
― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Friday, February 26, 2010 8:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Saturday, 27 February 2010 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link
not sure if that will actually help, but that was my mum's cure the last time i got bone stuck in my throat
― just1n3,
― FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 06:14 (fourteen years ago) link
sounds like u oughta revirginize that bitch
― 69, Friday, 12 March 2010 17:48
― henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Friday, 12 March 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link
def. prefer a long noodle to rotinis and little ears and macaronis and whatnot
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, April 7, 2010 11:15 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― armando white (dyao), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 03:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Gag me with a poon.
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Friday, 7 May 2010 11:56 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― hell and the handbaskets (electricsound), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link
friends of mine have been running into hermione around town (she's going to brown u)
― (e_3) (Edward III), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 11:20 AM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link
loooool
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link
What does IANAL mean?― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, May 18, 2010 12:33 PM
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh man, i've gotten nailed so many times.
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, May 25, 2010 7:47 PM (2 hours ago)
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link
touche
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
i keep wanting to say vulvas!
― not_goodwin, Saturday, 12 June 2010 20:03 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Beware, I Hongro! (onimo), Saturday, 12 June 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link
omg Kate's Dildo pic!
<3
― what it feels like for a goon (The Reverend), Sunday, June 6, 2010 2:06 AM (2 weeks ago)
― k3vin k., Monday, 21 June 2010 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link
What the hell is that pink thing?
― Cooper Temple Paws (NickB), Tuesday, July 6, 2010 9:15 AM
― Love and Arugula (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
I still laugh at "she's going to brown u" whenever I think of it. It sounds so filthy.
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL @ things spontaneously combusting in my vag.
xpost
― peacocks, Monday, July 19, 2010 4:10 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― crispy hexagon sun (crüt), Monday, 19 July 2010 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Quoted in context it kind of reads the same way.
― bamcquern, Monday, 19 July 2010 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link
may i come and 'tweak it'
― john foxx underpants - pack of 3 (haitch), Thursday, 2 September 2010 11:54 (1 minute ago)
― the mandelbrot cassette (electricsound), Thursday, 2 September 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link
blows dong
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, September 8, 2010 2:16 AM Bookmark
― rock n roll individual (The Reverend), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 09:19 (thirteen years ago) link
But the huge rider is that I haven't had enough PCP experience here to know whether that holds true more generally. [...]
― ljubljana, Thursday, September 23, 2010 7:36 AM
― bang (HI DERE), Thursday, 23 September 2010 13:50 (thirteen years ago) link
I used to have a cat. It died, and I suddenly felt great.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 12:03 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ledge, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Word to this. They're not always that flavorful at the very bottom of the stalk, but the part right under the head is excellent.
― jaymc, Friday, November 12, 2010 12:54 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Dis-moi ce que tu manges, je te dirai ce que tu es. (Michael White), Friday, 12 November 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link
At this point, he's forgotten to pulls his pants down before sitting on the toilet.― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:14 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
he wdn't be alone. xp― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
The last person I did is out, and has resumed his (non-criminal) career.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:35 (Yesterday)
― smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Thursday, 23 December 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link
ws mom tbh
― goole, Monday, January 3, 2011 4:18 PM Bookmark
― pomp la familia (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link
when i did girls aloud my colleagues kept trying to accidentally walk in on it :(
― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Wednesday, January 19, 2011 11:10 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
― post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link
lololol
― *gets the power* (deej), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link
*tits
― one day you're here...and then you're banned (San Te), Saturday, January 29, 2011 8:10 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― beer, beer, beer (Pillbox), Sunday, 30 January 2011 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Guido continues to be pretty good. Not as instantly 'fuck me' as Jazmine or Flying Lotus but
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, February 2, 2011 12:26 PM (21 seconds ago)
― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Still can't do the long thin ones without giving myself a brain haemorrhage tbh.
― seminal fuiud (NickB), Thursday, February 10, 2011 7:54 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Evan, Friday, 11 February 2011 06:53 (thirteen years ago) link
just trying to share my boners, out of love for my fellow man
― basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:55 (Yesterday)
― miss pansy twist (electricsound), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link
feel like some vietnamese takeaway then trayce
― miss pansy twist (electricsound), Monday, February 14, 2011 9:03 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― estela, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link
I didn't get any at work today and was more than fine with that.
― beau jest faux-verdrive (San Te), Monday, February 14, 2011 5:40 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― DJP, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link
hahahahahahahaha
― pon de river, pon deez nuts (San Te), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 04:23 (thirteen years ago) link
guys naughty bear is on clearance at my local target - do i do this to myself?
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:28 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― egregious fannydangling (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link
A+ would lol again
― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link
kinda hate myself when i think that i'm prolly as excited to see bieber go thru puberty than i would for any of my kids (if they existed)
― kelpolaris, Saturday, February 26, 2011 8:38 PM (3 hours ago)
― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Sunday, 27 February 2011 05:48 (thirteen years ago) link
That was kinda weird in context lol
― hapshash jar tempo (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 27 February 2011 06:15 (thirteen years ago) link
nothing like some underwear shots to break in the new work phone
― goole, maandag 28 februari 2011 18:05 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark
― La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 28 February 2011 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link
"That mole looks familiar even here in Belgium"
― dell (del), Monday, 28 February 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link
ok here's a good q
open mouth and tongue out or cupped hands?
Only one of these is right btw. Choose wisely.
― ENBB, Friday, March 18, 2011 3:10 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I KNEW IT.
― ENBB, Friday, 18 March 2011 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link