what does my dream mean?

it means you should consider a cat.

What does it mean when my family and I are hanging out with Vladimir Putin at a bookstore with 5 foot high ceilings, and my brother keeps covering all the books on Marxism so that he won't get upset?

it means trouble ime

it means capitalism has won and also there were gloryholes in that bookstore, u missed em

i dreamt i had four dogs and a baby goat in my apartment what does it mean

It means you are ready to start a family. Good luck.

Dr. Freud :-)

i dreamt my grandma gave me a teddy bear molded from gold chain mail

you can double the number of weird dreams you remember by setting 2 alarms, one 90 minutes before you wake up, one to wake up for good. i made this up myself but i am sure it is confirmed by science. it is also easier to wake up at your intended time because it will be the end of a sleep cycle imho

i think that's probably true bc i hit snooze a lot and i tend to remember the stuff right before i get up most.

not quite the same but...

i have had 3 dreams about the stray cat that my mom adopted that is now missing. in one of them his ear fell off! in last night's, he came home and we fed him and it was <3. i think he is gone forever after he got sonned in a turf beef w/ another cat :(

It means you are ready to start a family. Good luck.

Dr. Freud :-)

― Dr. Freud, Tuesday, January 26, 2010 5:52 PM

no.

it means you are ready to bite dr. freud and also butt him in the groin :-)

Please don't do that to him!

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i had lots of little dream vignettes last night.
one included being pregnant!
one included dudes playing golf!
i can't remember the rest now.

I dreamt I was stationed on a battleship on the open sea. as the crew stood on deck, the wise old ship's captain pointed out a sloooow-moving tidal wave on the horizon & said that as soon as it arrived, it'd rip our boat to pieces and we'd all drown. then he said something like, "look on the bright side: our enemies are stationed on the opposite side of this ship, and when we drown, they drown." I and the rest of the crew were like, "...!" (puzzled horror), but the cap'n seemed calm and even a little jovial. luckily the dream ended before the inevitable happened.

lately (ok, the past year, really) half of my dreams have been about death. I hope there isn't anything prophetic going on here :-/

i dreamt someone called and left a message for me saying they wanted to offer me a job in minnesota (it was a written message and it said MN). when i returned the call it turned out there was a mistake and the job was in wisconsin so i turned it down. i think it means that in my dreams wisconsin and minnesota are really different.

your dream means that you are the opposite of me because i keep confusing the two (lolmidwest).
ok i know the difference, i just keep thinking iiiijjjj lives in mn not wi.

I dreamt I went to the mall to rent a tuxedo. as I walked by an Italian food kiosk, a short guy in a toque, red-and-white checkered apron, and handlebar mustache approached me & asked if I wanted a free sample of pasagna. "what's pasagna?" I asked. he said it was a brand new combination of pasta and lasagna*. I said yes I would be honored to try your pasagna, but first I have to rent a tux for my sister's wedding. but by the time I got back from the tux shop, the pasagna kiosk was closed & I cursed my rotten luck.

*okay, I know all u pedants are itching to point out how redundant & illogical this is. but this is MY dream so shush.

pasagna: the next pizzone

pizzagna is a thing, did you know that?

sounds like something ppl would eat in ohio

Would eat tbh

ohioans are the most disgusting etc.

ravioli lasagna is one of the yummiest Italian meals I've had, but I am a disgusting ¼ Italian New Englander, so don't trust my judgment.

pizzagna looks too much like pizzagina thanks ilx and wallogina for turning everything into something awful :(

oh who am i kidding pizzagna is probably awful anyway

i dreamt that there was a college reunion and i was excited (dunno why, hated college) and showed up and everyone was mean and no one wanted me to go and instead i was watching some page about the reunion get updated online while everyone else enjoyed themselves but all the updates were making fun of me :(

you feel conflicted because your social life is increasingly dependent upon telecommunications media (smoke signals, telegraph, internet, etc.). on the one hand, the constant mediation buffers you from the meanness and pettiness of the real world ― noone can punch you or spit on you over the phone, amirite? but on the other hand you're always one step removed from direct experience ― you can't feel the pleasant spring rain on your face because the internet is feeling it for you in a drizzle of ones and zeroes. you're excited about facing pleasure directly but afraid to face pain directly. in the end, the healthiest choice is to put yourself in the middle of the action ― good or bad ― and work out each issue as it comes. unplug your router, go to that college reunion, and show those jerks how to have a good time!

also you are deeply distraught by the disappearance of peepoop patel.

RIP

I know

i dreamed i was at my grandmothers house having a sleepover with my friends and my grandmother was gone and someone knocked on the door and a pretty asian girl was there and she waved and her hand turned into an axe and she started chopping up the door then my friends mother was there and she ate me

::burps::

spent a long time after i woke up reassuring myself that i did not have electronic debit set up to make a $1000 loan payment

I dreamed I cut off the left hands of Wanda Jackson and Guy Clark. What I did with their bodies I don't know. Fuzzy details, as usual, recall passively pulling Guy's out of the waste basket and comparing his mitt to mine.

Hmm.

I dreamt that my fiance and I were riding in the car in someone started shooting at him what does this dream mean?

ur gonna marry 2pac in heaven

i dreamed that my office was hit by a tornado what does my dream mean

u are worried abt developing type 2 diabetes. try cutting refined sugars out of your diet

dreamed about running in my hometown. it was really hard. i have dreamed about running on that street before, but always going in the opposite direction. what does my dream mean?

i don't know!

dreamt that a man was being executed by having a mine strapped to him and detonated. This was happening in Cuba. What this means, i suspect: remembering case of anti-treaty prisoners being executed in this fashion in the Irish Civil War + reading in El País about Cuban hunger strikers. Was a really horrible dream :(

Also I was running in short shorts in the dream which is lol bc I would nevvvver do that!

I dreamt I was a grizzly bear. my doggy friend had been drafted into the army, so I boarded a passenger train to set out and rescue him. as the train chugged across the plains, I spotted a column of doggy soldiers doing drills in the distance. I begged the engineer to stop the train, but he just ignored me. so I located the train's thermostat and turned the temperature up as high as it would go. pretty soon the train stopped and all the passengers rushed out to escape the heat. I rushed out behind them and (long story short) forcefully freed my friend from the clutches of the doggy army.

dreamt i got bbq sauce on my sweater what does it mean

i dreamed i was an awesome swimmer
i also took a bag that was on my floor and moved it to my bed while i was sleeping. wtf?

i also had a dream that a girl called another girl a "sans-culottes"

she a ho!

i had started to read this thread all over again but it's way too long. i had some great dreams! i like unregistered's, especially this one:

I had a pedicure. The toenail polish was so heavy I could barely walk out of the shop. Was too embarrassed to ask for my money back.

― what are black holes made of (unregistered), Wednesday, January 21, 2009 5:53 PM (1 year ago)

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS CONFUSING FREAM

I haven't had enough cute pedicure dreams lately. this one's kinda cute though:

I dreamt I was one of the judges at a dog show. all the poodles danced and pranced and somersaulted like it was the Cirque du Soleil, so I gave them all a 10 out of 10. all the other dogs foamed at the mouth and ran howling out of the ring, so I gave them all a 0 out of 10. just as we were about to announce the winner(s), the referee stepped up and announced that I showed traces of poodle DNA. he removed me from the bench due to conflict of interest. in the end, some lumbering Newfie won the competition, fuck.