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Is it too late for me to say that they all fuckin' suck?

-- Alex in NYC, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 3:41 PM (11 minutes ago)

It's never too late to make yourself look like a joyless tool, Alex.

-- Tracer Hand, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 3:47 PM (4 minutes ago)

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Future Days in a Silent Way
they even rhyme.

-- strgn, Friday, October 12, 2007 9:16 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

i regret this thread.

-- strgn, Friday, October 12, 2007 9:22 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 14 October 2007 07:31 (sixteen years ago) link

yo spence put that shit on a cream colored american apparel shirt and sell it for $10 a pop, i guarantee you will get crazy profit

-- omar little, Sunday, October 14, 2007 7:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

strgn, Monday, 15 October 2007 08:18 (sixteen years ago) link

blunt = 50 cent?

-- balls, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 5:19 AM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

my flow's less dreary tho

-- blunt, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 5:20 AM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

barely

-- moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 6:14 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

jabba hands, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 06:17 (sixteen years ago) link

it might be the flu, i'm all aches and pains.

-- darraghmac, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 4:07 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

are you sure it's not the crushing weight of your jejune mediocrity?

-- Tracer Hand, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 4:09 PM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:10 (sixteen years ago) link

wau

sleep, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link

i was just going to post that. here's the rest:

i'm not even going to look that up, i'm sick.

-- darraghmac, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 11:09 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

so are we.

-- Tracer Hand, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 11:16 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lauren, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Tracer Hand actually Martin Jol.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link

why are we affording basic human courtesy to someone who lied to & hurt like 10 difft honest ppl on ilx? and oops too

-- and what, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 12:41 PM (15 minutes ago)

am0n, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

What I don't get is, why didn't any of these 10 people she supposedly fooled call her bluff on ILX? Well okay, obviously they were shamed, but wouldn't that have been the best way to get back at her, and also warn eveyone else not to make the same mistake?

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:45 (6 minutes ago) Link

Because it's humiliating, Tuomas!

-- roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:46 (6 minutes ago) Link

Explaining humiliating may take some time there.

-- Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:46 (5 minutes ago) Link

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link

[...] Plus I'm sorry if this is a little too normalizing and stereotypical of a thing to say, but it was a little hard to believe that some LA hot-chick party girl spent her nights flirting with every average dork on the internet.

-- nabisco, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 9:50 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link

nabisco-newyoker.jpg

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link

when people are deprived of food in their infancy, they lose IQ

-- Heave Ho, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 11:16 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

that been your personal experience?

-- s1ocki, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 11:16 AM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

sleep, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 15:18 (sixteen years ago) link

ethan knows a joke

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 2:19 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

just one though

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 2:19 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link

my back is got, cheers bro!

if the zing's funny, to be fair, i don't honestly mind these days.

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 5:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

You tossed a dude off

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 9:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

jabba hands, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Shut the fuck up, I listened to a Hefner album within the last month.

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:36 (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

And I put some Toto tracks on my iPod.

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:36 (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I guess Toto are old enough for you to accept then. It's the idea of a band formed after the mid 80s and writing traditional songs that you cannot accept.

-- Geir Hongro, Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:12 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:45 (sixteen years ago) link

o snap

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Damn, Hongro like the wolf!

Jon Lewis, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link

I gotta lay low for a while after that, fucking stings.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link

i love how geir assumes that everyone else has complex and flawed psychological motives for not thinking exactly like him

s1ocki, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link

have you noticed he's kind of craaaaaazy

s1ocki, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link

what a character!

s1ocki, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Damn, Hongro like the wolf!

thumbs up!

pretzel walrus, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Hongro like the wolf, A+

kenan, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:35 (sixteen years ago) link

'principled' non-voters like morbz & rapey mo are like the overqualified unemployed dude who wont even look at any job that pays less than $300k a year so he ends up sleeping on his mom's couch watching divorce court every day for the rest of his life

-- and what, Thursday, October 18, 2007 2:42 PM

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:33 (sixteen years ago) link

While it's possible to cherry-pick exceptions ever since, Frere-Jones does so selectively, overlooking the likes of Royal Trux or the Afghan Whigs in the 1990s,

why do I suspect that if this line had come from the SFJ article he'd presently be getting raked both ways over the coals for citing Royal Trux as counterexample to the "does not swing" trend

-- J0hn D., Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:30 (6 minutes ago) Link

(excepting what would be a self-cite obv)

-- J0hn D., Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:31 (5 minutes ago) Link

it's kind of amazing what you've been reduced to pointing out in this save-a-ho gambit, john

-- da croupier, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:33 (3 minutes ago) Link

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link

this all reminds me of the dream i had two nights ago where i played bass during an animal collective show and a guy recording a bootleg was standing in front of me and had this horrified look on his face.

-- poortheatre, Monday, October 22, 2007 7:14 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

...

-- The Reverend, Monday, October 22, 2007 10:22 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link

"save-a-ho gambit" !

am0n, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link

ludlum novel

s1ocki, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:47 (sixteen years ago) link

loool

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Melody Of Certain Damaged Norwegians

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 2:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

s1ocki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link

from the kenan birthday thread:

try not to be such a creep on your birthday

-- cutty, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 3:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

^@^, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link

what ive learned today - clowning jeezy more popular than clowning esoteric

-- +++ (...), March 23rd, 2006 2:00 PM.

-- Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:31 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

i dont think clowning popularity correlates to actual popularity like that

-- +++, Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:38 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

for example its more popular to clown you than me

-- +++, Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:39 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link

i like to imagine an alternative reality where momus is a middle manager working for some accountancy firm in dumfries, boring his teenage kids with stories of how he used to be in a post punk group 25 years ago. shopping for slacks in next, drinking real ale after work, taking his daughter to an artic monkeys concert, shagging his boring wife twice a week (missionary position in the dark).

-- max r, Monday, 22 October 2007 13:12 (2 days ago) Link

You sure like to imagine!

-- Tuomas, Monday, 22 October 2007 13:16 (2 days ago) Link

31g, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 00:31 (sixteen years ago) link

getting sonned by Tuomas is surely the death knell

Oink Administrator, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Liverpool are absolutely terrible. Countdown to Benitez being sacked has begun. End of season most likely but surely nobody has anything to say in their defence now. They're never going to be consistent and they're not going to win the Premiership under Benitez.

-- Ronan, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:30 (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

jol out

-- onimo, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:51 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link

haven't you got some suicidal girl's life to ruin?

Ronan, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link

zing

and what, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:20 (sixteen years ago) link

The last one kinda looked like Martin Jol, now you mention it

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link

dom, there are a few places where it would be accepted to post britishes sports humor, but noize board ain't one

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:31 (sixteen years ago) link

try louis jagger's blog next time

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link

woa sorry i thought i clicked on "o_O posts" not "the noize board convention of future kenans"

my bad!

-- ^@^, Saturday, October 27, 2007 5:23 AM (Saturday, October 27, 2007 5:23 AM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Saturday, 27 October 2007 13:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Little-known fact: I once wrote a review of an obscure album for Stylus, six months after it came out, and sent it to Nick. The very next day, a review of that album appeared on the site, written by a regular. I maintain mine was better. Nick's main problem seemed to be my use of the word 'ejaculated' in the first sentence.

-- Just got offed, Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:16 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

littlest known fact.

-- J0rdan S., Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:18 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

s1ocki, Sunday, 28 October 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

haha i just put that on the lol thread

Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 28 October 2007 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link

haha just posted that to ZINGZ

-- s1ocki, Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:52 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

dmr, Sunday, 28 October 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

lol @ double mindmeld

dmr, Sunday, 28 October 2007 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link

the system works!

-- s1ocki, Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:53 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

s1ocki, Sunday, 28 October 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link

ZINGER TWINS

Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 28 October 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link

im in a brmc video. those guys are dicks.

-- chaki, Tuesday, October 30, 2007 12:33 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

did they creampie you?

-- remy bean, Tuesday, October 30, 2007 12:34 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sanskrit, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link

i dont get that

chaki, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link


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