Justin Bieber

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he really makes me feel like a paedo

― total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, January 7, 2010 3:05 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

For what? He's not remotely in the vicinity of attractive. I mean, he's unsettling in that way you're disturbed when your 14/15 yr old sister gets her first boyfriend or something but...sort of harmless and ignorable until you're confronted with the music head-on.

Alex in Montreal, Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

[broken img killed]

He's like...two parts kicked puppy, one part Disney channel.

Alex in Montreal, Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTCm8tdHkfI

Cunga, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i know like whatever fast forward twitter etc but i mean, welcome to the past

plax (ico), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link

RIP

Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Up next: hilarious Kerry v. Bush jib jab cartoon. Don't go anywhere, ILX.

Cunga, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

hey dont taze me bro

plax (ico), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Perhaps you'd like to hear some Chuck Norris Facts, plax?

Cunga, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link

wow @ "love me" on arrow pointed toward his crotch on official single artwork

some dude, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

is this kid music on snl right this week

somecosmologicalprocesstoohugetoperceiveallatonce (jdchurchill), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.139857570.jpg

“We’ve got nothing better to do / than watch Disney, and have a couple of Dews.”

Johnny Fever, Monday, 26 April 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

amazing shirt

nabisco infiltrator (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 April 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

oh wow

Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Monday, 26 April 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxSeCKwz-jw

ksh, Saturday, 22 May 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

lol

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 18 June 2010 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

Internet Pranksters Attempt to Send Justin Bieber Tour to North Korea
Posted Tue Jul 6, 2010 11:25am PDT by Joseph Brannigan Lynch in Stop The Presses!

If Internet pranksters have their way, Justin Bieber will be performing in one of the world's most oppressive regimes. Communist North Korea is currently leading an online poll on Bieber's My World Tour website, where the 16-year-old singer asked his fans to choose which country he should tour in next. Bieber didn't put any place off limits and, of course, Web-based troublemakers took full advantage of the trusting Canadian heartthrob.

Users of the website 4chan-an influential Internet subculture that introduced the world to lolcats -- made sure North Korea received over a half million votes, catapulting it from 24th place to 1st place. That puts the despotic communist country ahead of Israel by about 5,000 thousand votes -- and if nothing changes before the contest wraps on July 7, it will make North Korea the winner.

Considering almost no one in North Korea is allowed on the Internet and the country's restrictive media probably doesn't give the mop-haired Bieber much coverage, it's fairly unlikely that any of those half million votes came from actual North Korean citizens.

Regardless of the online poll's outcome, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il and Bieber's tour manager can probably agree on one thing: the adorable, elf-like singer almost certainly won't be adding the harsh regime to his world tour.

This isn't the only thing the Internet has done to punk Bieber lately, though. Over the holiday weekend, hackers broke into Bieber's YouTube videos and redirected preteen fans to false articles about their idol dying in a car crash. And those were actually some of the more kid-friendly websites to which fans of the 16-year-old singer were redirected.

The rumors were so prevalent that the boy himself made a point of tweeting about it.
"Let's take some time to answer some crazy rumors...I'm not dead," Bieber posted on his Twitter account. "I had to check on this one...but it turns out I'm alive."

Furthermore, he also assured fans that he's "not Peter Pan," demonstrating that the music sensation has a sense of humor about himself. Being a wildly popular teenage superstar probably takes the sting out of being the butt of Internet jokes like these.

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 13:37 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah but he looks like a cuet lesbian!

― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 11:43 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

prescient post

Davey Mo Coulier (some dude), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 13:45 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

What a wonderful world.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Original's better.

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link

as much as I dislike the Bieb, that's a much more professional response than I've seen many more seasoned pros elicit after being nailed.

(RON ARTEST TO THREAD)

plate of dinosaurs (San Te), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Nice throw! Surely not from the hands of a pre-teen

mmmm, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link

that's a much more professional response than I've seen many more seasoned pros elicit after being nailed.

Josh Homme to thread.

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Chad Kroeger, too.

a mix of music (Lionel Ritchie) and kicks (my tongue) (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVLmC8Motfg

Evan, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link

that didnt feel good

markers, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link

the elle photoshoot he's done with kim kardashian is an odd thing indeed

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link

not to be "that guy" but this like the 4th time someone has posted that link on ILX today

How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

jesus really? i guess that makes ME that guy.

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link

where the fuck else was it posted?

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link

ok - i see it now on the "ambient albums" thread.

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

also here: RIP Justin Bieber

also a 77 thread but I can't remember which one

How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link

jesus. i thought i had completed due diligence by searching ilm for Bieber.

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

we have too many threads on to many boards here.

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

also fuck you everybody who found this before i did.

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck you too

plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

fair enough.

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

first!

am0n, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link

"You’re not going to believe this, but technology has found a way to make Justin Bieber sound as good as Animal Collective."

http://www.nerdist.com/2010/08/winwinfail-episode-ii-bieber-fever/

i got what t.rex turok the mic right (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

why would you want to do that?

king boy swag (The Reverend), Thursday, 26 August 2010 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't have time for a single thing i've heard by bieber, but it's animal collective who wish they could sound as good as he does, clearly

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 26 August 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

They both remind me of people with tiny penises.

mein voight-kampff (corey), Thursday, 26 August 2010 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

ouch

king boy swag (The Reverend), Thursday, 26 August 2010 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

Leu! (crüt), Thursday, 26 August 2010 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't hate "peaches" but bieber's presence on it is clearly the worst part and while pleasant otherwise it's pretty blandly forgettable

ufo, Monday, 5 April 2021 23:42 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

I live about 20 minutes from Stratford. He's home today for some event, so much posting in the Stratford Life Facebook group. St. Marys, where I am, relatively quiet.

clemenza, Friday, 2 February 2024 21:17 (two months ago) link


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