_Avatar_, directed by James Cameron

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it's just a way to make the movies seem like bigger hits than they actually are, to an extent. which is why movies deal with $$$ when talking about success as opposed to people talking about how many people bought a copy of an album.

A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Thursday, 7 January 2010 01:18 (fourteen years ago) link

2007 - JUNO
2006 - LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE
2005 - CRASH

u all r arguing abt this fn award - im confiscating yr 3d glasses

ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 January 2010 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link

actually max, the two major Titanic productions from Hollywood before Cameron didn't think of adding teenage puppylove as the crucial ingredient. So it WAS original.

The reason GWTW will never be caught in tickets sold is that practically everyone DID go to the movies then.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 January 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

*~now we're alone at last~*

A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Thursday, 7 January 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i meant less that it had been made before than that its kind of a story that everyone knows already so calling it "original" is a little bit of a stretch u know

max, Thursday, 7 January 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link

There are about six basic plots, young one.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 January 2010 01:36 (fourteen years ago) link

The reason GWTW will never be caught in tickets sold is that practically everyone DID go to the movies then.

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, January 6, 2010 8:27 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i wonder how this formulation looks w/emerging economies added and population growth figured - a much smaller percentage americans go to the movies than in 1939 but many more asians and south americans must be going right - and there are just so many more people now

ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 January 2010 01:44 (fourteen years ago) link

was thinking max meant the boat the titanic was the original property myself

ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 January 2010 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link

max is misunderstood

ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 January 2010 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link

like the Ark of the Covenant? xp

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 January 2010 01:48 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah indiana jones is a real guy right

ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 January 2010 01:51 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah sorry let me be clear: "titanic" is not really an orig. property in the same way that "avatar" or "finding nemo" are

max, Thursday, 7 January 2010 01:58 (fourteen years ago) link

because it is named after a boat

ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:01 (fourteen years ago) link

and another thing do movie tickets cost the same in inflation adjusted dollars as they used to - how abt foreign tickets hows that work

ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I may have to disagree with you, max, since I am overhearing ordinary joes say that Avatar is a routine Western.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:05 (fourteen years ago) link

avatar is nothing short of a revolution in movie magic fyi

ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:06 (fourteen years ago) link

i hope the blue ppl of pandora see it and are inspired to incite a ~real~ revolution

dome plow (gbx), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:07 (fourteen years ago) link

titanic was a boat

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:35 (fourteen years ago) link

that sounds a boat right

ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:36 (fourteen years ago) link

get outta here with that ship

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link

*gets sinking feeling*

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link

there was such a drastic split in titanic, the first half sank pretty quickly, the second half stayed afloat better

A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link

*grosses 1.2 billion adjusted dollars*

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link

take it to the poop deck

Player is killed, but they are resurrected, and the 45 Revolver glow gold (dyao), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link

nrq upthread:

the 3-d is annoying and distracting. would probably need to know about perceptual psychology to say why, but imo in most instances it does nothing interesting and draws attention to irrelevant things. more damagingly it splits the image, quite brutally, into separate panes. why do this? it also dulls the colours.

wtf? what does "splits the image into separate panes" even mean?

fwiw i'm ambivalent about the 3d. It makes shit look real, totally real! I felt I could just reach out and touch things in the film. But movies don't need to look totally real to be good, so it's still a gimmick, albeit a great one.

CATBEAST 7777 (ledge), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I think he means the focal plane but I'm not sure

Player is killed, but they are resurrected, and the 45 Revolver glow gold (dyao), Thursday, 7 January 2010 11:16 (fourteen years ago) link

nrq upthread:

the 3-d is annoying and distracting. would probably need to know about perceptual psychology to say why, but imo in most instances it does nothing interesting and draws attention to irrelevant things. more damagingly it splits the image, quite brutally, into separate panes. why do this? it also dulls the colours.

wtf? what does "splits the image into separate panes" even mean?

fwiw i'm ambivalent about the 3d. It makes shit look real, totally real! I felt I could just reach out and touch things in the film. But movies don't need to look totally real to be good, so it's still a gimmick, albeit a great one.

― CATBEAST 7777 (ledge), Thursday, January 7, 2010 10:50 AM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark

say there are three people in the shot, one closest to us, one behind, one further back. shoot this in 2d and (i reckon) yer brain will basically see this as it would irl, i.e. in 3d. in 'avatar', though, i felt that the effect of the 3-d technology was to put three people in three definite planes, in a weird way flattening them out. it felt abstract and jarring to me but ymmv.

Patriarchy Oppression Machine (history mayne), Thursday, 7 January 2010 11:31 (fourteen years ago) link

still read that as a latin 'yummy'

Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 January 2010 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link

i felt that the effect of the 3-d technology was to put three people in three definite planes, in a weird way flattening them out. it felt abstract and jarring to me but ymmv.

Yes, I found this quite distracting - bit of a dime-store* stereoscopic effect.

(* obviously I don't really know what I mean by dime-store)

Michael Jones, Thursday, 7 January 2010 11:37 (fourteen years ago) link

right-wing cunt who dines out on having gone to university with boris johnson and david cameron defends it from his awful friends:

http://www.spectator.co.uk/columnists/all/5686568/if-were-going-to-rage-against-cultural-atrocities-lets-make-sure-we-target-the-right-ones.thtml

Patriarchy Oppression Machine (history mayne), Thursday, 7 January 2010 11:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I can't believe I read the whole thing. BARF.

This stands out: the irritation of seeing their kids drip-fed Mary-Seacole-global-warming-and-Eid studies. Christ on fire.

Michael Jones, Thursday, 7 January 2010 11:46 (fourteen years ago) link

bit of a dime-store* stereoscopic effect.

it's the same effect you get with binoculars, isn't it? each object looks flattened out like the scene is made of cardboard cutouts positioned at different distances. don't understand the optics of it: assume w/ binoculars it's because telephoto lenses flatten perspective - is it just cos they film mostly w/ telephotos?

joe, Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link

you do get it to an extent with other visual media, and the jarringness is, im sure, partly the shock of the new.

just not clear what the 3d adds to the experience of a simple three-shot. there were some shots, like the first of the long chamber full of sleeping marines, that i thought were superb.

but all in all this was basically the abyss + strange days + aliens divided by shit.

Patriarchy Oppression Machine (history mayne), Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Is shit a negative number or a fraction?

partly the shock of the new

Could be. The perspective-flattening thing with long lenses is something everyone is now used to in still photography and 2D film/video but perhaps it wasn't always the case. The 3D depth of field stuff was often so jarring that it made me think that some shots (like in the helicopter with two chars + background) were composed, not with a long lens and a wide aperture, but with some sort of Photoshop blur mask, hence the sharp edges to the foreground characters. I don't know really. The cryosleep chambers were well done though.

Michael Jones, Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:23 (fourteen years ago) link

roflofloflmao

just not clear what the 3d adds to the experience of a simple three-shot. there were some shots, like the first of the long chamber full of sleeping marines, that i thought were superb.

yeah i'm kinda with you there. but it's all or nothing.

CATBEAST 7777 (ledge), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i kinda agree about the depth of field thing, it makes it look like some sort of paper puppet theater and really pulls me out of it

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 January 2010 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm kind of glad 3D doesn't work for me. the only scene it worked in was when there was some ash falling after a battle, and i found it extremely jarring and distrcting. my gf loved the 3D, though.

richie aprile (rockapads), Thursday, 7 January 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

titanic was a boat

― meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Wednesday, January 6, 2010 6:35 PM

a pred boat?

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 7 January 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

does the 3D have a different effect than the 3D Imax? (it really shouldn't i'd imagine) wasn't really distracted by the 3D...

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 7 January 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

They should glue, like, four Imax screens together and make a Super Imax screen, then charge $100 a ticket. That would be very awesome, or, barring that, at least very big.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 January 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

otm it would be huge

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 January 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

this was the first 'narrative' film i've seen in IMAX, and the first time i've been to an IMAX in basically a decade, i'd forgotten how lol hueg they are

dome plow (gbx), Thursday, 7 January 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link

(i don't get the predator boats/ships jokes. it seems to be a zing directed at a certain kind of hater?)

Patriarchy Oppression Machine (history mayne), Thursday, 7 January 2010 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link

it's a long running nerd debate as to whether or not the ship in alien was a predator ship

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 January 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link

referred to at LONG LENGTH in an ilx thread i'm too lazy to find

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 January 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

so iow yes

ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

the Most hilarious fanboy message board debate of all time

latebloomer, Thursday, 7 January 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

woah that was a long time ago.

(was it a pred boat, in the end?)

Patriarchy Oppression Machine (history mayne), Thursday, 7 January 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link


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