_Avatar_, directed by James Cameron

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http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/04/business/04smoke.html?scp=2&sq=avatar%20smoking&st=cse

"For the record, apart from the 3-D tobacco use, Mr. Glantz said he found “Avatar” to be “a great movie.”"

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

... and that he was happy to give them a bit of free publicity.

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah M@tt otm, the straightforward storytelling was in a weird way one of its strengths, as much as it could've benefitted from some more fleshed out characters of a goddamn subplot

some dude, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

or characters that were interesting or engaging in any way at all imo

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link

It was a very good thing IMO that the world itself was so enthralling that it didn't matter very much that every character besides Jake and Neytiri was wafer thin.

I think that blindly devouring tons and tons of pulpy, terrible sceince fiction and fantasy novels have made me ultra-receptive to movies like this.

i accidentally touched the nub and it was squishy (HI DERE), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

btw i cannot see this winning best picture

A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Right now, I don't even know what is going to end up being nominated, last year was generally terrible for me re: seeing movies.

i accidentally touched the nub and it was squishy (HI DERE), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I think that blindly devouring tons and tons of pulpy, terrible sceince fiction and fantasy novels have made me ultra-receptive to movies like this.

― i accidentally touched the nub and it was squishy (HI DERE), Tuesday, January 5, 2010 3:00 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

posts v much in character and also otm for me.

like, it was objectively BAD (plot/dialogue) but i loved watching it

dome plow (gbx), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, pretty much true for me too. though i didn't LOVE it on any level.

hairylaser micropenis pavilion (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

I was very surprised at how well the actors dealt with the dialogue.

I can't support the argument that the plot was bad. It was very simple, but that helped the overall movie; trying to graft psychological headfuckery onto those visuals likely would have detracted from both.

i accidentally touched the nub and it was squishy (HI DERE), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

well it was bad because it was cookie-cutter

dome plow (gbx), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't like equating "bad" with "predictable". I pretty much knew exactly what was going to happen at all times but that didn't affect my enjoyment of the movie.

i accidentally touched the nub and it was squishy (HI DERE), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link

this will be nominated for best picture but it ain't winning it
gonna get a shit ton of technical awards though.

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link

It should!

i accidentally touched the nub and it was squishy (HI DERE), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah duh

dome plow (gbx), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

kind of love how terrible the videogame looks in comparison to the movie

i accidentally touched the nub and it was squishy (HI DERE), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

if UP IN THE AIR takes Best Screenplay over this it's a crime

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

i definitely like Children Of Men's version of future tech but the way tech is handled in Avatar is very well done, doesn't seem as forced as Minority Report's virtual pilates.

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

The virtual tech was probably the most effective use of the 3D IMO.

i accidentally touched the nub and it was squishy (HI DERE), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

childhood gbx was thrilled to see mecha suits

dome plow (gbx), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

the video blogging was so horrible

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

vlog of the future

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

holy xpost

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Why was it horrible? It made sense to me.

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

it was as corny and awkward a plot device as having every scene start with "dear diary, today was another crazy day here on pandora..."

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

*looks down, rubs forehead*

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

The videoblogging was kind of hilarious and fit entirely into the trashy science fiction I've spent the last 3 decades of my life reading; also, Jake's resigned "they're never going to leave Hometree" vlog was effective acting.

i accidentally touched the nub and it was squishy (HI DERE), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

my so called av

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

the vlogging was super convenient for steve lang to just GUI in on some errant terminal and be all "AHA U SAID IT HERE @STARLOG 2051 etc NOW U PREPARE TO DIE" which is a common plot device in almost all the great film classics.

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

corny and awkward plot device

Diaries are de rigueur for any exploration story, partly because virtually every explorer in history has kept one. I guess I could see taking issue with it being video rather than written or audio, but given that we live in a world that already has video logs, I don't see why it would be out of place in the future.

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link

how long have you all been posting on forums

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link

i think movies that are supposed to visually innovative and stunning leaps forward in storytelling should tell the story through images and actions, not thru having the main character talk into the camera

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

I've been posting for years

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Um, the movie was a stunning leap forward in CGI technology and how that can impact the way people present stories, not a stunning leap forward in how to tell a story, particularly since it was allegedly written when Cameron was 15 years old. I have no idea where you got "stunning leap forward in storytelling" from wrt this movie.

i accidentally touched the nub and it was squishy (HI DERE), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm saying it's not a stunning leap forward in storytelling - i believe i have read raves to that effect, but that is really secondary to my point

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

don't call it a comeback xp

slock: which is precisely why so many movies don't have voice overs or have the characters break the 4th wall?

don't get me wrong all are dirt-cheap plot devices which turn me off majorly, but i can undoubtedly forgive them in massive blockbusters.

do you hate when kirk blogs in star trek too y/n

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

kirk doesnt stare at the camera like hes on bloggingheads.tv

not a poster but i ilx a lot (deej), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I guess you guys prefer people do their video diaries in profile or somethin.

Or off-camera for a spooky ghost effect.

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i would have liked to see sully give last rites to the big baddie at the end. i mean they even foreshadowed it.

abanana, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link

re. plot's simplicity -- in a weird way it isn't. i'm still v unclear on: do the blue people understand what avatars are? if not, how do they account for signourney wearing a crop top?

also if they're all so nice and cuddly why does the main chick almost kill terminator 4 when they first meet?

Patriarchy Oppression Machine (history mayne), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link

well they call them dreamwalkers and know that sigourney the human is the same entity/personality whatever as sogoruney the big blue stanford grad, so

dome plow (gbx), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link

that's... kind of impressive, really, that they understand. though it begs the question "what is the point of avatar'ing up?" if they don't need to be covert.

that said, ribisi claims they've given them medicine n shit. he is kind of right that everything is a fucking sacred site for them.

Patriarchy Oppression Machine (history mayne), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link

For such a big giant (sentient) planet, we're barely given a glimpse of Na'viland. It's unclear how big Pandora even is. Do we ever learn how long Earth has been meddling with Pandora (it takes five years to get there, they say - have humans been there for decades?)? Do we ever learn why they even bothered with the Avatar program, when they brought along all those hulking forest clearers and other WMD hardware just in the, oh, off chance they wanted to bulldoze the planet anyway? Do we ever learn how T4 became paraplegic? Does it matter? The movie just glosses over most of the questions/issues it opts to raise. Saving it all for the sequel, I suppose. In 4-D smell-o-vision.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link

narration can be used really well. in this case i thought it was sucky and felt cheap. thats all im saying.

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I really couldn't be bothered to worry about cheap narration when there was a GIANT FOUR EYED DRAGON FLYING IN 3D on the screen

=皿= (dyao), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link

if UP IN THE AIR takes Best Screenplay over this it's a crime

They are in different categories; UitA is adapted from a novel. This is "original," and would lose to the oh-so "original" Quentin Tarantino if it was nominated, which it won't be.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link

what was the least original thing about the tarantino script, in your opinion?

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 03:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Do we ever learn how long Earth has been meddling with Pandora (it takes five years to get there, they say - have humans been there for decades?)?

Not that I recall.

Do we ever learn why they even bothered with the Avatar program, when they brought along all those hulking forest clearers and other WMD hardware just in the, oh, off chance they wanted to bulldoze the planet anyway?

They were trying diplomatic means initially for PR/token "trying not to look like dicks" reasons.

Do we ever learn how T4 became paraplegic? Does it matter?

No, but considering that it happened before the events of this story it doesn't really matter. The only reason he's a paraplegic is so that he can experience the joy of walking again when he jumps into the avatar and therefore has an excuse for running around like a coked-up 3-year-old.

The movie just glosses over most of the questions/issues it opts to raise.

Most of the questions you're asking would have been irritating unnecessary padding had the movie tried to answer them and it was already 2 hr 40 min long.

i accidentally touched the nub and it was squishy (HI DERE), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 05:29 (fourteen years ago) link

So was it a Predator ship?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 05:33 (fourteen years ago) link


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