Camera. Fucking. Chow. Picture. Fucking. Wow.
GET OFF MY TV SCREEN YOU MOTHER.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh my word, I've saw that Halifax ad for the first time. Seriously fuck all these people, if they must piss our money away can't they have the dignity to do it away from the public gaze.
― Bing Crosby, are you listening? (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link
I would pay for a version of Lord Of The Rings with that Iggy puppet instead of Golum...
Pop: "Frodo you suck! Give me that goddamn Ring!"
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
"Stop! And just take a break/Before you blow a fuse"
― dog latin, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link
dear Crunchy Nature Valley bars ad guys. I will find you, and I will gut you.
― Thierry Ennui (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 March 2010 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link
halifax have hit a new low with the "ISA ISA Baby" ad
― koogs, Saturday, 20 March 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
BT Broadband ad that that doesn't even use the right Stereo MCs song as it's backing track - it uses "Step It Up" instead of "Connected".
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Saturday, 20 March 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Halifax are getting off on being obnoxious cunts at this point really
― Thierry Ennui (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 March 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
see, I don't think this is quite as bad as the previous two. It's a dreadful shitty pun, but at least there's no reliance on "The Reward Horn" or unsettling fake arms for high-fivin' this time. Mercifully, it seems slightly shorter as well.
― Bill A, Saturday, 20 March 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link
"Give me back that Filet o' Fish. Give me that fish"
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 20 March 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link
'I think I'm going to need... more ties!'
― if, Saturday, 20 March 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link
― Thierry Ennui (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 March 2010 15:58 (2 hours ago) BookmarkSfm!That 'CASH MY GOLD' advert is really grating now, as are those ryvita minis ads where women are fighting over the food equivalent of cardboard.
― taking naps between dances (RubyNoir), Saturday, 20 March 2010 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Didn't think anything would upset my fangirl self more than seeing Iggy Pop in an insurance ad but I've just seen Benicio Del Toro in an awful advert for a brand new kind of magnum ice cream. It was bleak.
― RubyNoir, Monday, 5 April 2010 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link
AARRGGHHHHH!!!!
― ailsa, Monday, 5 April 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link
WE BUY ANY CAR DOTCOM WE BUY ANY CAR WE BUY ANY CAR
― Ward Fowler, Friday, 30 April 2010 07:27 (thirteen years ago) link
I enjoy the infectious energy of that one.
― Daily Sport Stunna Yasmin Alibhai Brown (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 April 2010 07:33 (thirteen years ago) link
the Five-Hour Energy "Fight the 2:30 Feeling" office douchebag: I WANT TO STAB HIS SMUG FACE
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Friday, 30 April 2010 07:36 (thirteen years ago) link
I have that reaction against the toothpaste ad.
It's been re-edited but still..
Follows lad from sliding down the bannister, to kiss from girl in class and so on. The way he turns to the camera and smugly smiles.etc..
― Mark G, Friday, 30 April 2010 07:38 (thirteen years ago) link
any carl's jr. ad that features the smarmy smackable spokesdude
― bette ghent (get bent), Friday, 30 April 2010 07:41 (thirteen years ago) link
"choose any car! you CANNOT be serious."
― bette ghent (get bent), Friday, 30 April 2010 07:46 (thirteen years ago) link
...ANY ANY ANY ANY...
current nadir is the 'you keep fit, obviously. whey protein, how much do you pay?' as if that's even approaching a normal conversation.
― koogs, Friday, 30 April 2010 08:40 (thirteen years ago) link
"cheeky volvic"
― Black Arkestra, Friday, 30 April 2010 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link
is that the volvic challenge thing? I want to murder that man.
― village idiot (dog latin), Friday, 30 April 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link
You one a challenge for drinking water - what do you want a fucking medal you horse-faced surfer-dude wannabe?? Sometimes I like to go outside for a "cheeky breath of fresh air", that doesn't make it a challenge.
― village idiot (dog latin), Friday, 30 April 2010 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link
the really annoying thing about the volvic advert is its based on the myth that you need to consume a metric ton of pure water a day.
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 30 April 2010 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link
DESTROY 2,000 YEARS OF CULTURE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKuS1qc5n7w
― James Mitchell, Friday, 30 April 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link
one = won upthread, obv.
― village idiot (dog latin), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydWMY8cYPUU
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 20 June 2010 10:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I think the commercial is actually pretty cute. The product itself is dumb as dirt though. Are people embarrassed that their child, like every child in history before them, has to wear a diaper? It's probably targeted more toward parents who think that dressing up their kids in grown-up clothes is cute. Does Anne Geddes do that?
― kkvgz, Sunday, 20 June 2010 10:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh god, just watched that again. The "pooping your pants" bit - ugh.
― kkvgz, Sunday, 20 June 2010 10:33 (thirteen years ago) link
This makes my blood boil:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK9F644H0-A
― rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 20 June 2010 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean, doesn't she have any fucking friends?
― rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 20 June 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
I am not surprised that he left her, tbh.
The one that gets me at the moment is "I don't just volumise my lashes, I millionise them". IT DOESN'T FUCKING MEAN ANYTHING. RAAAAAARGH.
― emil.y, Sunday, 20 June 2010 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link
vodafone ad is crepey as hell. was talking about it with a friend the other day.
― jed_, Sunday, 20 June 2010 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Vodafone ad: "I just wanted us to be happy...is that too much?" = NNNNGHGHGHGHHGHGHNNGNGHGHHGHGHHGHG.
― Bill A, Sunday, 20 June 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link
HEY WRIGLEYS EXTRA YOU CAN GET YR TWEE FUCKING VEGETABLES RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE
― A game of two Alves (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 July 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link
This track was written Nylon composer Damian De Boos Smith. It’s not available to download.
Thank fuck for that
― A game of two Alves (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 July 2010 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link
l'Oreal ad
'inspired by the science of genes'
― owenf, Monday, 5 July 2010 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link
oof, that vodafone ad is so freaking emotionally manipulative! *shudder*.
― Love and Arugula (Trayce), Monday, 5 July 2010 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
TMobile ad featuring a woman dressed as Marilyn Monroe dancing with a male blow-up doll.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 9 July 2010 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link
and
Both OTM. I hate that advert so so much.
― ailsa, Friday, 9 July 2010 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link
http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/commercials/2010/1/omid-djalili-money-supermarket.jpg
Never had an opinion on this guy either way 'til he started doing these adverts, now I hate him. Good work all round!
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 11:51 (thirteen years ago) link
5 brothers ad. ruining pulp fiction music and making me want to smash.
― Guru Meditation (Ste), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Peter Mandelson
― ailsa, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link
the new whiskers ad!
― hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link
What is iPad?
iPad is thin!
― koogs, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link
dunno if it's on tv, but in the cinema i saw this appalling advert for calvin klein underwear, in which a succession of male models say stuff like "you wanna see my [bleep]?", over and over again. the bleep is the concept. and at the end one of them says: "what the [bleep] are you wearing?" n e way, oddly confrontational. guess it targets dudes w. low self-esteem (and, in this case, who like nicole holofcener movies).
― I’ll put you in a f *ckin Weingarten you c*nt! (history mayne), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link
[bleep]
― Guru Meditation (Ste), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 13:34 (thirteen years ago) link
sorry, was just checking how you get square brackets on non code stuff
― Guru Meditation (Ste), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Is that the one where the woman claims the cat is "having a friend over", ie. next door's moggy gets quid-a-pouch food too?
Because that advert really, really blows.
― Bill A, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link