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WHERE'S MY NEW LAPTOP YOU UTTER BASTARDS *bleeds from places*

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 04:07 (twenty years ago) link

I must see if iChatAV works with my DVCam. ILEChat will never be the same again.

Sorry, Millar, looks like laptops will be G4 for a while (Apple, you just put back my next computer purchase from you, I hope you're happy)

I reallly like the G5 case design and its a great computer but quite simply I am not a desktop person.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 05:21 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

How much is Mac OSX.3 (Panther) going to cost me then?

― David. (Cozen), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:13 (twenty years ago) link

I'm happy with the G4 Titanium laptop I'm using, but I see no reason to get iChatAV/iSight.

Currently my Apple lust object is a G5 laptop, but Im guess I'm going to have to wait. I'm also lusting after an airport hub (a fairly simple lust) and a machine i can use as a webserver.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:30 (twenty years ago) link

Oooh, Airport is so amazing. iLxing from your toilet: classic!

― David. (Cozen), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:17 (twenty years ago) link

ILXing from wireless bar/pub/wherever: classic!

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Friday, 8 August 2003 09:03 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

finally a new 15" G4 laptop

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 08:09 (twenty years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I'm using it right now.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 3 October 2003 22:06 (twenty years ago) link

Safari rocks.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 3 October 2003 22:07 (twenty years ago) link

I'm getting my 12" on Monday!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 3 October 2003 22:13 (twenty years ago) link

Hooray!

― adaml (adaml), Saturday, 4 October 2003 00:38 (twenty years ago) link

congrats tom, I'm waiting for my liquid cooled G5 before I upgrade.

― Ed (dali), Saturday, 4 October 2003 07:49 (twenty years ago) link

I'm getting my 12" on Monday!
hm this isn't the penis attachment thread, now is it?

― nathalie (nathalie), Saturday, 4 October 2003 08:06 (twenty years ago) link

penis attachment. apple lust object. what's the difference?

http://www.macspeech.com/images/resellers/apple_logo.gif

YAY

― adaml (adaml), Saturday, 4 October 2003 08:22 (twenty years ago) link

actually I intend to attach the computer to my penis, if that's what you mean

― s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 4 October 2003 15:47 (twenty years ago) link

it's a LAPtop after all! HAW HAW HAW

― s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 4 October 2003 15:48 (twenty years ago) link

Last night I was in da club and the COMPLETE dj setup was two ipods. He had everything at 320 so the high end was still really crisp...just plugged them into the board and crossfaded btwn songs. (obv this was just a dance dj, not a mix dj)

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 4 October 2003 15:56 (twenty years ago) link

dance dj vs. mix dj seems a weird distinction.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 4 October 2003 16:00 (twenty years ago) link

not well put but you know what I mean...beatmixing vs just playing the songs.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 4 October 2003 19:07 (twenty years ago) link

three months pass...

Final cut express 2.0

1U G5 Xserves

3.5 TB XServe RAID, also Windows XP Pro/2003 server and linux certified

New audio recoding sequencing app: Garage band, 64 track recording, virtual instruments, effects, midi etc. Not free to dl, booo. free with new macs.

Also Apple usb keyboard and music expansion pack.

4Gig credit card sized iPod mini, availible in Gold, Silver, Blue, Pink and Green

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:06 (twenty years ago) link

Wooooo. Ivan and I are watching news and awaiting dinner conferenceing, as E's b-day is off, 'downgraded' to dinner w/her boyf, which is just as well.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:10 (twenty years ago) link

Do you get commission, Eduardo?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:52 (twenty years ago) link

I bloody well ought to.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago) link

Garage Band free with new macs. I bought mine in September. I hate life.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago) link

Okay seriously this Garage Band shit is making me not want to come to work ever again, just the concept of it

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

I think my girlfriend is going to be mad at Apple

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago) link

that garage band demo was the biggest joke ever. jobs was acting like all this technology (guitar amps, softsynths, etc) were apple's innovations!!

and the mini ipod thing is a HUGE bust. $249 for 4 gigs or $299 for 15? well duh. you didn't need to make it SMALLER apple, you needed to make it CHEAPER. $149 for a 1 gig model would've broken the market wide open.

hugely disappointing.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 20:45 (twenty years ago) link

biggest joke ever for how much money again with total integration in OS X? I was seriously about to go plunk down the cash for SoundTrack about two weeks ago. Thank goodness I ordered a microwave instead. I'm excited.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

oooh is that garage band thing good?

― david. (Cozen), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 20:57 (twenty years ago) link

I am going to be finding out and will get back to you with an album or two

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:01 (twenty years ago) link

1) I one day will have a tiny blue ipod so I can complete my transformation into totally gay trustfund ivy leaguer.
2) I swear to god if that goddamned computer shows up at my apartment this weekend, it's going out the same window the soup went out.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:02 (twenty years ago) link

Ally, the first step of turning yourself into a robot is to carry around a computer everywhere.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:05 (twenty years ago) link

step two: jay-z as your boyfriend

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:06 (twenty years ago) link

Dude, black people are AUTOMATICALLY robots! No wonder all the cool kids want to be us!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:08 (twenty years ago) link

i'm sorry if this is a stupid question but i'm stupid: but what does that garage band thing do? is it like having a 64-track? + lots of synth modules and stuff. (i know so little about making music on a computer).

― david. (Cozen), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago) link

Once you install it, it starts sulking in the background of your desktop playing loud, out-of-tune angstmusik at inconvenient times. When you power down, it shouts, "Aww, c'mon, five more minutes?" before kicking the nearest window and muttering "Fascist" under its breath.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:13 (twenty years ago) link

step two: jay-z as your boyfriend

best post ever.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:13 (twenty years ago) link

oh, i'm not buying that then.

― david. (Cozen), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:16 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.apple.com/ilife/garageband/

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:17 (twenty years ago) link

Robots don't need to carry computers with them everywhere cos they ARE MADE OUT OF COMPUTERS DO YOU SEE????????????????

― Beyonzay, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:18 (twenty years ago) link

http://a128.g.akamai.net/7/128/51/bfde815a26116b/www.apple.com/ilife/garageband/images/loopinstruments01062004.gif

Yes folks, the standard lineup, it starts with a bass drum and ends with a TB303. Where is the sample of the Flash Gordon opening dialogue? You tell me.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:21 (twenty years ago) link

Hence FIRST STEP!

Step 1: Carry computer.
Step 2: Date Jay-Z (optional).
Step 3: Have body parts replaced by cybernetic servos and microprocessors.
Step 4: Get hi-top fade/mocha braids.

INSTANT ROBOT.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

Haha now I have that godawful remix in my head.

xpost Dan Step 2 is not optional.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:26 (twenty years ago) link

You don’t even have to have rhythm.

― kephm, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:27 (twenty years ago) link

Step 1: Collect underpants!
Step 2: ...
Step 3: PROFIT!

― Underpants Gnome (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:28 (twenty years ago) link

EAT DICK FAGTOG

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:29 (twenty years ago) link

~~Hahaha now I'm just thinking of that weird conversation we had last night about using my underwear to feed Momus zombies.~~I am no longer thinking of the Flash Gordon remix.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:30 (twenty years ago) link

http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/AppleStore.woa/72103/wr?wodata=vM2sSYNHPu1BY2o

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:31 (twenty years ago) link

That's very impressive, dear. Well done.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:32 (twenty years ago) link

Dude, they have mentats?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:36 (twenty years ago) link

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