ATTN: Copyeditors and Grammar Fiends

i think you should keep the apostrophes to preserve your vanishing sense of cultural identity

"remember, remember the.. what was it again?"

underway or under way?

the latter.

because of the film and because I can't be arsed, and Hallowe'en looks pissy

this is pretty much the full extent of the naysayers' arguments round these parts too!

I just think it's one of those things got to the stage where it can look like you're hectoring readers by using it - like 'gaol'. However, the other part of me still likes using Hallowe'en because, well, it looks prettier. That's pretty feeble I know, but it ups the MR James quotient appropriate to the subject. Less reminiscent of children banging on your door while you're trying to brood.

"underway" = the opposite of an overpass?

under way, definitely.

the reason i favour Hallowe'en (and dictionaries seem to give equal weight to either spelling) is for the reasons GamalielRatsey gives above: it seems to fit better with the olde-worlde notion of a pagan, witch-based celebration of the macabre.

tracer, good points re 'cello and 'phone though, i only just noticed on re-reading which probably says it all!

this is the smallest 'cello in the world

Limoncello?

Cello = violincello.
Piano = pianoforte.

Also:

Bone = trombone
Pet = trumpet
Flute = skin flute

Cello = violincello

RONG. violoncello. seriously.

i wonder what wonders i could have achieved if the part of my mind devoted to UTTERLY UNIMPORTANT FUCKING PEDANTRY was going to better use?

Surely you could not have learned to play the flute any better.

ditto the pink oboe, and the one-string bass.

(actually: i've been called a wanker in many different ways, and that is by far the most original. A++)

The counter-argument, of course, is that the modern-day Hallowe'en celebration in the UK is based almost entirely on the US interpretation of the event, and so we should be using their spelling.

Cop-out. I hear exactly the same argument from non-North-Americans who spell 'arse' the North American way.

I think ass should be spelled the US way if attached to "dumb" or some other American-ish phrase like "Git yo' ... over herre"

But otherwise, yes, it looks silly.

i wonder what wonders i could have achieved if the part of my mind devoted to UTTERLY UNIMPORTANT FUCKING PEDANTRY was going to better use?

Wonder what wonders no longer:
1) Pedantry is fun.

because

2) It irritates other people and makes you look bad, but not in a good way.

What could be better than that? Such pleasures are hard to come by in this deteriorated age of idle postmen/pub football fans/nu-style beanie hat wearers/fixed-wheel cyclists/aggressive drivers/intrusive landladies/snide colleagues/kfc dropping youths who assert their assertiveness by deliberately walking confrontationally on the pavement/people who complain about tourists/pubs that are not pubs/does anyone learn anything in schools these days anyway?/ditto universities/what happened to all the proper jobs, houses, people, music, books, films, clothes, haircuts, roads etc etc et fucking cetera.

See also pomposity.

nu-style beanie hat wearers/fixed-wheel cyclists

you are the lost lovechild of mark E smith and i salute you.

I hear exactly the same argument from non-North-Americans who spell 'arse' the North American way.

This makes total sense to me, actually, if you're using the word in a totally American way, like Charlie says: I'd certainly cringe to see Brits talking about grabbing some fish and a big-arse pile of chips.

(I'm not sure how else anyone would deploy that argument, unless they were under the impression Americans invented asses, an impression I guess I could imagine a British person developing.)

It's in the pronunciation.

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GREAT IS NOT AN ADVERB

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GREAT IS NOT AN ADVERB

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GREAT IS NOT AN ADVERB

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GREAT IS NOT AN ADVERB

grates.

"Less than half of lenders" or "Fewer than half of lenders"? Is the countability of lenders negated by casting the whole thing as a fraction?

Good question. I'd say no, and go for fewer. But context might decide for you?

This was discussed just over a year ago up-thread: 2 November 2007! I'd usually use "less", but agree that context decides.

fewer than half of all lenders sounds best?

I'd say "less" because it sounds less assy.

They're individuals rather than a mass of goop, so I'd say fewer.

i'd say "less" because you're not talking about a specific number, just a fraction of a non-specified number.

it's the difference between "much" and "many", isn't it?

I just had the same thing with percentages.

It came in

less than 1% of the National Guard are Shia, but should be either

fewer than 1% of the National Guard are Shia

or

less than 1% of the National Guard is Shia

shouldn't it?

Or does the % change things?

I say less/is but admit that "less than 1" gets me confused because the number isn't 1, it's something between 0 and 1, and you say "None are" and "One is" - which to use???

AFAIK, you only use "is" with "one".

less than 1% of the National Guard is Shia

is right i think - but if it were members of the guard...

less than 1% of the members of the National Guard are Shia

argh! brainwrong.

Isn't this an instance of the UK vs. US difference on singular-but-plural nouns?

No. It depends what the verb relates to. In the first instance:

"less than 1% of the National Guard is Shia"
= 1% is shia

in the second instance:

"less than 1% of the members of the Nationa Guard are Shia"
= the members are shia

In the latter case - with "are" - I'd suggest that "fewer" would be more appropriate.

me too

I stand very much corrected, fewer sounds more correct. The distinction between less and fewer isn't one of singular and plural, however, but of countability. If you can count it, it's fewer (books, sheep etc), if you can't (and it is therefore an uncountable quantity, like "butter"), it's less. I can't read the above sentenceso that 'less' sounds entirely wrong though. 1% clearly makes it countable though, yes?

The two issues are separate - whether "Fewer/Less than 1% of the members" is correct, and whether "1% of the members is/are".

Fewer seems to be correct.
So is it 1% is or 1% are?

Although, I've found at least one source (however dubious the title 'Grammar Girl' is, the explanation sounds, well... sound)...

"As for mathematical numbers (be it distances, temperatures or percentages), they are generally considered a certain *amount*, not a certain *number*, of something. 5 tonnes, for example, is a (really) huge amount *of milk*, not a large number of milk. Measuring something is, originally, not the same thing as counting something."

Which would suggest that it is "Less than 1%..."

But still doesn't solve the problem of "Less than 1% of the National Guard is/are Shia".

I'd plump for "Less than 1% of the National Guard are Shia".

QUESTION: The word "premises" as in "I went to visit the company's premises" is often used in the singular (i.e. one building or office). What if the company has more than one premises? How do I distinguish between these? I take it they're spelt the same, but I'm tempted to pronounce the plural as "prem-es-eeze"...

Premises is never singular, grammatically speaking, is it? I see no difference if they have several premises, either in writing or pronunciation. Like headquarters.

Andy I think the issue is that "less than 1%" emphasizes the fraction (which comprises who knows how many people - we're using the uncountable word, "less"), which is singular; "fewer than 1%" emphasizes the countable people who make up that 1%, which would point toward a plural verb.

BTW grammarians: "Towards" or "toward"?

That is one I always have to check. I think "toward" is correct but -- in UK English, anyway -- "towards" has all but replaced it. (I'm not in the vicinity of my handy and trusted reference tomes, so I can't check right now.)

I vaguely remember that AP doesn't even consider "towards" to be a word, but like yours my reference materials are inaccessible

I mean Andy I know you say that "The distinction between less and fewer isn't one of singular and plural, however, but of countability." But one would never say "Less snow have fallen today than the day before." I'm struggling to think of cases where one says "less... are" or "fewer... is" (unless you're using "fewer" in a phrase that denotes an entire state of affairs, which can then be taken as a singular thing, i.e. "Fewer sycophants in the White House is a good thing, in general")

huh I remember that 'toward' isn't a word

But one would never say "Less snow have fallen today than the day before."

I'm not sure if anyone suggested that you would. Correct English would be "less snow has fallen..." and "fewer penguins have fallen over...". Incorrect (but used very frequently) would be "less penguins have fallen over...".

The Burchfield edition of Fowler's says "towards" is preferred in British English and "toward" in US English but with some variation on either side, and doesn't mention any controversy or historical change.

Which reminds me that I've been meaning to check up on "forward(s)", which I've had only partly-justified ideas about which I might have mistakenly used as a parallel to go for "toward": I tend to use "s" for the adverb only if it doesn't take any kind of object, which "toward(s)" always does; so "moving forwards", but "moving forward to...". However, while Fowler's notes a (different, not very specifically delineated) distinction, it says that the -s version has all but disappeared in all usages over the last century. Hmm...

(Usual "I am not a copy editor, or even someone capable of stringing a legible sentence together" disclaimer and apology for incoherence here)

grimly, what are the handy and trusted reference tomes for subeditors on this side of the Atlantic? I'm not sure any professionals use Fowler's Modern English Usage, much as I like dipping into it (though not so much the 90s edition I've quoted here, but the others are a little elderly for reference use).

The Oxford Dictionary for Writers and Editors is the one I swear by (usually along the lines of "For FUCK'S SAKE, why is this not in it?") -- I'm pretty sure it's The Guardian's secondary style guide, too.

Another book I've found fantastically useful is a grammar and usage guide meant for non-native speakers ... it's one of these things I don't consult often, but which tends to settle arguments straight away when I do. As you might have guessed, I can't remember what it's called. Something like English Toolkit ... I'll check tomorrow when I'm back at the wordface.

We have a Fowler's on the desk, but you're right: nobody uses it ;)

I like The Cambridge Guide to English Usage by Pam Peters. It's probably on the descriptive end of things.