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followed swiftly by him raising his oscar and ululating

hear shart attack (latebloomer), Sunday, 27 December 2009 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link

well, that wasn't bad ... but it did ultimately make me feel guilty for spending $13.50 on an imax movie instead of, like, trekking in patagonia or the amazon or something. or hell, even being outside.

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 28 December 2009 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link

i guess i was really feeling the ecomessages maaaaaaan

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 28 December 2009 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link

dud my imax ticket cost $17.50

ice cr?m, Monday, 28 December 2009 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

chew on that 4 a min

ice cr?m, Monday, 28 December 2009 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Is it only when people are at death's door that the Na'vi all have to sit around the tree and spin and hold each others' shoulders and chant? If you had to do that every time someone got, say, a major injury, that would be a real pain in the ass.

just a moonful of sugar (Abbott), Monday, 28 December 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link

^^ this qn should be part of the health care debate

reagan & sarah (s1ocki), Monday, 28 December 2009 04:28 (fourteen years ago) link

this was a good time and the story/dialogue is really not worse than hollywood norms. tons of movies have plots at least as ridiculous, and almost none of them ever make me feel like i'm dodging missiles on dragonback. and all the gaia worship stuff is hokey as hell but hokey gaia worship isn't really like a moral flaw imo. plus i liked how the whole planet seemed designed to be seen under a black light. i think cameron is kind of a suburban-basement stoner at heart.

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Monday, 28 December 2009 08:02 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i kinda liked the hippy-dippy roger dean look of a lot of it.

hear shart attack (latebloomer), Monday, 28 December 2009 08:30 (fourteen years ago) link

The whole biolumescent look of Pandoran was inspired by the coral sea beds he witnessed during all the scuba dives he took between Titanic and this, wasn't it?

DavidM, Monday, 28 December 2009 08:46 (fourteen years ago) link

those videos are confusing

=皿= (dyao), Monday, 28 December 2009 09:27 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knH_rf0UxMU

shartin jort (am0n), Monday, 28 December 2009 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

promising young vlogger

ice cr?m, Monday, 28 December 2009 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

*bookmarks youtube channel*

my girl wants to sharty all the time (s1ocki), Monday, 28 December 2009 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

*buys james cameron directed happy meal*

shartin jort (am0n), Monday, 28 December 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

*records vlog response based on own impressions of happy meal*

my girl wants to sharty all the time (s1ocki), Monday, 28 December 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i45.tinypic.com/wlb1ud.jpg

ice cr?m, Monday, 28 December 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

*creates happy meal action figure of vlogger that lights up when u vlog*

shartin jort (am0n), Monday, 28 December 2009 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link

*acquires rights to amon's prototype*

my girl wants to sharty all the time (s1ocki), Monday, 28 December 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

dude sounds like a remix

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 December 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Did it freak anyone else out how much Na'vi Sigourney Weaver looked like human Sigourney Weaver? The others it was like 'oh yeah I can see how that's an avatar of him' and Sigourney's was like 'oh my fucking god Sigourney what did they do to your face did we learn nothing from ANTZ.'

just a moonful of sugar (Abbott), Monday, 28 December 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

i lold repeatedly @ blue sigourney

ice cr?m, Monday, 28 December 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

like big hearty barrel laughs whenever she was on screen?

my girl wants to sharty all the time (s1ocki), Monday, 28 December 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

giggling more like - particularly @ her scrunched up smiley face when jake graduated to alien manhood

ice cr?m, Monday, 28 December 2009 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

is barrel laugh a thing or did i mean belly laugh

my girl wants to sharty all the time (s1ocki), Monday, 28 December 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

it freaked me out more that Sam W looked like Ben Affleck at times

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 28 December 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

xp a belly of laughs

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 28 December 2009 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

the whole experience was a belly full of monkeys imo

ice cr?m, Monday, 28 December 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

also lold @ her cutoffs n stanford croptop look

ice cr?m, Monday, 28 December 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

blueski the Ben Affleck thing freaked me out too, when his hair was not buzzed & he had a few days of beard on him.

just a moonful of sugar (Abbott), Monday, 28 December 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

do a barrel lol

abanana, Monday, 28 December 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm gonna chime in to say that i totally agree with deej upthread. no props to jake sully for talking the na'vi into a suicide mission.

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 28 December 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link

tried to see this today at 1PM...shit was sold out!!

jealous ones sb (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 28 December 2009 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe if you did two cam shots using the tripod in the exact same place both times, and shot it through one lense at a time on those 3d glasses they gave you. It's easy to combine two video images in AE to get an anaglyph 3d (red-blue). Would be dark as hell but i bet you could do it!

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link

lo-fi 3D for owls is the next big thing

I X Love (Abbott), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link

farts

doomed... to fart (cankles), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry just testing

doomed... to fart (cankles), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 12:56 (fourteen years ago) link

its weird but the more distance i get from this the more i like it. saw it in imax 3d on saturday (it owned) (some of the decisions probably make more sense in this format, like the abundance of aerial scenes - the sense of height is dizzying at times), usually the further i get from seeing a movie the more i pick it apart, my initial reaction was 'glad i went but i won't be rushing to see it again' but right now i'd really like to see it again. the quality of the facial animation was probably the most startling thing effects-wise, that was some next level shit imo

my other initial reaction was that one of cameron's bigger gambles (getting people to care about the navi and all the new age hokum about the spirit of the planet) failed, but again in retrospect it kinda works. still i wished there were more moments like the one where the floaty jellyfish seeds are swarming around sully and he swats one away - that got the biggest laugh of the movie.

still wondering how the hell those floating islands had waterfalls

also michelle rodriguez has some fine-ass titties

ribisi & weaver owned tho like jsbhorglb i was str8 gigglin at blue sigourney

doomed... to fart (cankles), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 12:57 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah Michelle rodriguez was syperhot. lol tomboy crush

=皿= (dyao), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link

her in a tanktop was definitely one of the best uses of the 3d

De Suggestivistban (some dude), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link

3DD

shartin jort (am0n), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link

her in a tanktop was definitely one of the best uses of the 3d

― De Suggestivistban (some dude), Tuesday, December 29, 2009 9:20 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i totally said this in my review haha!!

who sharted?! (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link

you should see your faces

hear shart attack (latebloomer), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

"How come there are giant rocks that can hover but the guy is stuck in a wheelchair?

Also, Papyrus font has been a no no for at least ten years now.

― Nate Carson, Friday, August 21, 2009 6:52 PM (4 months ago)"

I stand by this. I enjoyed the hell out of the visual aspect of this movie (the plot was entirely forgettable). But I just can't believe that 150 years from now, no matter how bad the economy is, NO ONE will be pushing themselves around in manual wheelchairs.

Nate Carson, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

still wondering how the hell those floating islands had waterfalls

the mist evaporates as it falls into the air, then drifts up and recoalesces as tiny rainclouds that rain down on the island, providing a perpetual waterfall.

http://www.cotf.edu/ete/images/modules/msese/earthsysflr/EFCycleP3.gif

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link

The giant rocks hover, as far as I can tell, because they are filled with very expensive floating rocks, but high-priced technology is not likely to be spent on some crippled army grunt. Anyway, they already bought him a big blue metabody.

I bet fifty years ago people would've said that there's no way people would still be pushing themselves around on fixed gear bicycles or using crutches or etc. in 2010, but here we are.

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

robots ride m fixie for me

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link


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