truth bombs

Don't Point
Cerebral
Palsy
Means I'm
Grumpy

CAN'T FART
NOSEBAG
ORIENTALS
I'M
GRUNTING

Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day

PUZZLEMEN'T PIZZAZZY
HEBRAIZATION
PSYCHOCHEMICALS
I'M
HARRUMPHING

DONT FART
MRS GARRETT
IM GRUMPY

it actually says "I don't have cerebral palsy, i'm drunk".
oh cousin geri you were so ahead of your time

http://www.tv.com/the-facts-of-life/cousin-geri/episode/4947/summary.html

demands its own thread whats this fax of lyfe shirt say ???

"Ya know, it cost me 20 cents a letter? Would have been a lot cheaper if I had polio."

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Papyrus is the font of day spas run by women who have no formal business training.

― just a moonful of sugar (Abbott), Tuesday, December 22, 2009 11:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha yeah

btw the picture tiarnan posted there just made me lose my shit hardcore

I'm getting Beatles Rock Band for my christmas, but secretly I wish there was a Fleetwood Mac one I could have.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, December 24, 2009 1:59 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Papyrus is the font of day spas run by women who have no formal business training.

― just a moonful of sugar (Abbott), Tuesday, December 22, 2009 11:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― deej--nuts, butthurt, and yelly (gbx), Wednesday, December 23, 2009 11:03 PM Bookmark

This is like one of those out of the specific comes the universal truth bombs.

crackers are kind of biters

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=papyrus

well its mostly his ongoing coopting of buddhist language/principals for his cozy homespun promotion of ignorance and do nothingness - but the faux humble facts 4 u tone is also part of it

but anyway lol @ me

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, December 22, 2009 2:47 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

homespun promotions of ignorance and do nothingness >>>>>>>>> some old buddhist bullshit

disagree

agreed

few things are more old and bullshity than laziness and ignorance

this is true

anyway ive been harsh on aimless who prob hasnt even read this thread and in the spirit of christmas id like to apologize

basically what i was trying to say is the dharma is good from a book but it works better w/irl experience

buddhism is all about irl consequences

buddhism is all about irl consequences

buddhism is all about irl consequences

buddhism is all about irl consequences

haha nice

buddhism is akon

mad ism is a chron

buddhism is

buddhism is all about irl consequences

hahaha

win

buddhism is all about irl consequences

buddhism is all about irl consequences

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Every year at this time I start compiling my top ten albums of the year list. It is always SO hard to whittle the number down to just ten. I try to buy as many of the albums on vinyl as I can, and sometimes that helps me decide. The three records I have here are definitely going on the list:
Dan Deacon's Broomst, Animal Collective's Merriweather Post Pavilion and Neko Case's Middle Cyclone.

I'm hoping to pick up a few more this weekend.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, January 3, 2010 4:56 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i mean no offense whiney but what u do is like a pussy-hair away from this

― meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Sunday, 3 January 2010 23:59 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

max on fire:

Some of the entries are just incredible - his 'deconstructions' actually are like Mr Logic from Viz. It tips over into heartbreaking pretty quickly :(

― Ferry Aid was a popular appeal and it still is (DJ Mencap), Monday, 4 January 2010 13:22 (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

problem is that anyone who really was a good enough writer to provide the kind of takedown that landfill criticism sites like DiS or p4k require would not actually be bothered to do so

― Karen Tregaskin, Monday, 4 January 2010 13:41 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

im not sure that they require a "takedown" so much as this guy requires "a sense of perspective" and "a cure for butthurt"

― max, Monday, 4 January 2010 13:47 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

which thread

music writers thread

Yeah fucke the -ne suffix to indicate non-face acne. Fuck it. It's worse than all those wretched "bennifer" portmanteaus. It's embarrassing enough to have to deal with pimples on your back or etc. without having someone point it out by saying, "Backne!" like a kid that just learned a cow goes "moo, moo" and so excitedly says "moo" at anything white with black spots.

― sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Tuesday, January 12, 2010 10:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not that i have pimples on my back, yall

IRL truth bomb courtesy of James Redd and the Blecchs on Monday: "Solipsistic-challopsistic-expialadocious!"

New board descrip, Shirley?

ilx-pialidocious

i probably would have been perfectly happy listening to all of these albums if i hadn't started reading ilm this year.

― samosa gibreel, Wednesday, January 20, 2010 10:55 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sad to see i missed a dharma flameup :(

hey dr. morbz has been a cynical dick for 70 years and look where it's gotten him

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, January 25, 2010 2:32 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ppl "truth bomb" doesn't mean "mean-spirited zing," elevate yr game plz

i was referring to n/a giving morbs' correct age

from which thread is that?