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he didn't just say 'hos' you fucking morons

― deej, Thursday, 10 May 2007 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link

ps kingfish kudos for finding a real live crying liberty

yes!

― sleep, Thursday, 10 May 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link

The George Soros bit has been w/ Oreilly lately:

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/7522/mmso4.jpg

He was going after him in mid/late April

― kingfish, Thursday, 10 May 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Gaggle on Time Magazine: So irrelevant it puts world leaders, presidential candidates, business moguls and popular icons on the cover. I'm no big fan of Time, but surely this is a stretch?

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 10 May 2007 23:30 (sixteen years ago) link

i like how the gas prices one is basically like "fuck capitalism! we want our shit CHEAP and we want the government to make it that way!"

...and the anti-environmentalism stuff is mind-boggling, especially since environmentalism (whatever that even means these days) is, at heart, profoundly conservative.

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:08 (sixteen years ago) link

are there really people out there that are in favor of the war because it'll keep gas prices down????

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Why is GAGGLE hosted by Keith Olberman?

― Abbott, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Gaggle just uses badly rendered versions of any media type. It's from newsbusters, brent bozell's group that doesn't exactly support an active free press.

With that, let's begin today's round:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/PN051407.jpg

I'm curious about the inclusion of both Howard and the Opie & Anthony shows. While I understand the need for any op-ed toon to have a quick & dirty signpost to refer to, both his & the O&A shows have satellite-only for over a year. Oh and Rosie says things we don't like, so she gets to go in there w/ Imus. I'm assuming that the other depection of her(a filled garbage can sans garbage bag w/ "Rosie" on the side) was wither too subtle or not subtle enough.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/kn0503cd.jpg

"complacent"?

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/kn0503dd.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/varv051107a.jpg

Now surely we can all agree with this strong rebuke of the cost of post-secondary education and the mountains of debt on the shoulders of american graduates.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm070511.jpg

Which is kinda funny, being posted on the same site that runs blog posts like Why Mormons are NOT Christians - Part 2, and in the exact same frame.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tmwst070509.jph

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tmwst070507.jpg

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/051107.jpg

Hold up, wasn't this the same guy who did a toon about female service members not fearing any leering harassment at all due to constantly packing loaded M4s while they triapsed about the Green Zone with shorts, bare midriffs, and a noticeable lack of flak jackets?

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/5749_thumb.jpg

http://jewishworldreview.com/strips/pc/pc051107.jpg

― kingfish, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tmwst070509.jpg

― kingfish, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7BFBE07C12-AD3E-4B88-B031-45D491910442%7D.gif

http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B8F420104-5FD7-46C7-A6F5-08B6ABEBF7DC%7D.gif

― kingfish, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/5749_thumb.jpg

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:E5_cshu0CfzeZM:http://wtfsticker.com/grc/wtf.jpg

― and what, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Leno vs Conan WAHT TEH FUCK

I don't know which makes less sense: using Jay Leno as a conservative mouthpiece, ignoring the flack Jackson took in the immediate 'hymietown' aftermath, or the fact that THERE IS NO REASON IN HEAVEN OR ON EARTH FOR JAY LENO AND CONAN O'BRIEN TO BE TOGETHER IN THIS CARTOON

also, no joeks.

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link

talk show host puppetry in right wing comics???

― deej, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link

conan kinda looks like
http://www.neweyestudio.com/ebg633.jpg

― and what, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link

IIRC, Jackson paid a price for the hymietown...and still is.

but yeah, the CF lightbulb stip is actually funny. Anyway, we bought ours at Home Depot. Make sure you get the ones with the Energy Saver logo on them, because the others buzz.

― dan selzer, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link

anyone see the Bill OReilly vs. Wes Clarke fight bout Soros. Great stuff.

― dan selzer, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, Home Depot had that neat little promotion on Earth Day where you could show up and get a free compact bulb. Wish I would have taken advantage of that.

― kingfish, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link

The Energy Star logo, you mean? I haven't seen any other kind.

But yeah, I love mine. The light is just fine.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Wait - is that FoxNews SOROS ---> MAINSTREAM MEDIA graphic actually real?

― David R., Friday, 11 May 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

MORMONS SHARPTON

i'd like to see the ones he threw away before he decided this was just creepily racist enough to be acceptable.

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh yeah. That is an actual screenshot. Ol' Bill went tearin' after Soros around April 20th or so. The graphic is from the Crooksandliars vid of the segment.

I'm disappointed they left out the Rand Corporation and the reverse vampires.

― kingfish, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah Energy Star. The brand they were selling at Home Depot, they all had similar packaging but only some of them had the Energy Star logo. I think the ones without are meant for out-doors or whatever. Anyway, just be careful.

― dan selzer, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Oreilly vs Wesley Clark

― kingfish, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20070514RZ1AP-Congress.jpg

Because every dollar spent on counterterrorism is
working out so well now.

"Our little elementary school is more of a target than the White House," says McLaughlin, an animated man who wears a white uniform shirt equipped with the kind of stars given to military generals. "We saw it in the Soviet Union. The Chechens took one. We can’t let our guard down."

― kingfish, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd just like to highlight these two, from the Clay Jones link upthread a bit:
http://fredericksburg.com/blogs/photos/rhiannonpatterson
Brittany Shaw, 8th Grade, Edward E. Drew Middle School
http://fredericksburg.com/blogs/photos/stephenthompson
Stephen E. Thompson, 9th Grade, Home schooled

― Mike Dixn, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link

A quite loverly quote from kingfish's second link:

"The U.S. Department of Homeland Security does not review spending by police departments and other agencies, a spokeswoman said. Audits by the federal Government Accountability Office have so far only examined how quickly grant money is spent, not what it has purchased."

― Aimless, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link

FOLLOW THE MONEY (but wear comfortable shoes)

― David R., Friday, 11 May 2007 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link

not what it has purchased.

http://www.gametrailers.com/moses/usermoviethumbs/um_54-32238-29871745_thumb15.jpg

― kingfish, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Holy shit, Josh nails it

...political cartoonists need to show televisions in their cartoons because that’s the only way to show Americans interacting with information

― kingfish, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link

The Leno/Conan one feels like it's the middle of a much longer narrative. Some sort of editorial cartoon graphic novel maybe?

"...and no one says a word about the blatant hypocrisy of it all."
"Oops! You forgot to tell a joke!"

― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 12 May 2007 15:32 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tmwst070510.jpg

Haw haws, I have trouble dealing with complex systems, or the fact that "weather" and "climate" are two different things.

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/051207.jpg

http://www.cnsnews.com/cartoon/kellyimages/2007/Rudy_and_the_GOP.jpg

― kingfish, Sunday, 13 May 2007 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost: "... but I can stare at your ass balefully."

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 13 May 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

The Rudy one isn't all that batshit insane, although it's quite poorly drawn. I'd like to see a book that shows longitudinally the way caricature of various figures developed as their time in the spotlight went on - is it a continuous improvement or is there a moment when suddenly everybody gets the memo about how to draw Public Figure X?

― Doctor Casino, Monday, 14 May 2007 09:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Every time I look @ one of those "day by day" strips, I want actual physical harm to come to the artist.

― Pashmina, Monday, 14 May 2007 09:30 (sixteen years ago) link

that ass could start a global jihad.

― Frogman Henry, Monday, 14 May 2007 09:37 (sixteen years ago) link

These Day By Day things are amazing, I'm looking at some of the older ones and I can't work out why this person decided they wanted to draw things for a living.

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/02-07-2005.gif

You want to show a university in your cartoon but you don't feel like drawing today. You know that universities often look like big houses, but with columns and cloisters and stuff. Do you a) Do a GIS for "University" and stick that picture in the strip? Or do you b) GIS "big house" and "columns" and cut and paste the columns onto the house, knowing that people will logically figure out it's a university?

― V, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link

That "how" joke isn't as good as the one where the punchline is "diving header in the six yard box"

― DJ Mencap, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Ha, yeah that Day by Day guy has a real thing for that particular ass-angle, doesn't he? Just in case any readers forget that these soldiers are women and women are for sexin'. But only by men.

― Jenny, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Today's round:

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/051407.jpg

Without commenting on the usual copy-pasted ass, this idiot reportedly went to Iraq, and these are the insights he came back with to fill his cartoons.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/PN051507.jpg

Have fun with this one:

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/5750_thumb.jpg

We either have:

1) head of syria = our enemies
2) syrians = saudis, or maybe this guys seem them all as towelheads
3) doing anything other than sending other people's kids to die is "making nice," i.e. basic functions of state diplomacy and negotiation is both failure and the craven appeasement from pussies
4) wtf with the spade nose?
5) Josh was right again in last week's Cartoon Violence; the only way we can show americans interacting with information is to show them watching tv, and we as the audience need to see the tv b/c watching tv is fun.
6) ...?(write in your own)

http://jewishworldreview.com/strips/pc/pc051407.jpg

This was such a great joke/talking point that we needed to use it again, almost word for word, in consecutive strips.

― kingfish, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Nancy Pelosi is hanging out with Jamie Farr on the set of Cannonbal Run 2.

― dan selzer, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:10 (sixteen years ago) link

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All hail The Breck Girl.

One of the reasons I dig trolling thru this shit is that I find it fascinating how the usual rightwing talking points, no matter how incoherent, disingenious, hateful, or incorrect, get pushed by not only the usual coterie of rightwing broadcast and print blowhards, but also the drawers, too.

And remember, if you have money, if you care about anybody else, if you talk about it, and if you're not possessed by a single-minded nature to accrue as much shit and power in your corner and to fuck over everybody else, you're a craven, lying hypocrite who deserves to be personally attacked. If you're not squatting in it, you should shut the fuck up and let God's appointed leaders go about their business.

Then there's the whole hilariously insecure/macho/anti-metro reactionary bit, that only them hom'sexuals give a shit about how they look, and if you do too, you're so emasculated that you might as well be wearin' a dress. It's like these guys' heads would explode if shaving kits became popular again.

― kingfish, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:16 (sixteen years ago) link

dammit:

http://www.patriotart.com/images/05_14_07/EdwardsGirl450.jpg

― kingfish, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link

ooh... I want a shaving kit.

― kenan, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link

"your"

― dan selzer, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:40 (sixteen years ago) link

This kind of art has been martialled and deployed in political campaigns for at least 500 years, it really is not very surprising or even remarkable. Implying that a candidate is gay, or too feminine, or whatever. It's base and it works. Prepare yourself for a mega-dose of this crap whichever Democrate gets nominated. They will be painted as slightly weird, off-kilter, fake, overambitious, unsure of who they are, etc. etc. What is surprising and remarkable is that Democrats seems so perpetually surprised by it when it happens, and so unprepared to fight it.

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Marie Antoinette and Catherine the Great to thread!

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link

They will be painted as slightly weird, off-kilter, fake, overambitious, unsure of who they are, etc. etc. What is surprising and remarkable is that Democrats seems so perpetually surprised by it when it happens, and so unprepared to fight it.

It's not so much that assertion that I single out, but more this particular instance where one little mistake/media event thing was seized upon as an aperture to let all the usual emasculating bullshit to flow in. Such things are the source of the usual bullshit narratives that get promulgated by "serious" NYT/WaPo punditry.

― kingfish, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link

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― kingfish, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

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― kingfish, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

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― kingfish, Monday, 14 May 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

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