Jake Gyllenhaal

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i have had three cups of coffee today.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

tho it's not like I was the person correcting your spelling of masturbation euphemisms, you should maybe think about stepping back and looking at the bigger picture of today.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I just watched a Jake interview taped a couple of months ago for the gay channel; he sounds and looks as gay as Liberace. I mean, if Dunst was his beard, I'd believe it.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Kirsten Dunst is not very cute.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

the time i saw jake though, he was wearing a pink polo shirt with the collar up.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

UGH for reals????

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, but he was still hot, and he barked at this dog that was in the bed of a truck that was barking at his dog.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait, I remember you telling me this now, about him barking at a dog. The polo shirt thing though is so ugh.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Dunst is classic beard material.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Heh. He wore a pink polo shirt, collar up, and barked at a dog.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow. All he'd have to do is shout "WHERE IS KEVIN SPACEY, MY EXTRA-SPECIAL FRIEND?" and that last lingering doubt would just melt away.

― Dan (Gays Be Barkin'!) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link

HELLO HE IS DATING PETER SAAAAAAARSGAAAAAAAAAARD

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:28 (eighteen years ago) link

which is completely hot if it were true.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link

peter saaaarsgaaaard has the best voice and eyelids.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:30 (eighteen years ago) link

i bet he has an excellent bedside manner.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS

― Dan (Fun To Say And Type) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I was wondering why this thread had taken off and then very quickly I stopped having to wonder.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:34 (eighteen years ago) link

"Where is Kevin Spacey"?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I was wondering why this thread had taken off and then very quickly I stopped having to wonder.

http://www.bakedziti.net/images/val.jpg

― Dan (Thanks, Val!) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw the Alexander DVD the other day and easily resisted purchasing it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

ned tell us more about things you didnt buy

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

In refusing to buy it, Ned, you are impugning Oliver Stone's cocksmanship.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

CAN WE STAY ON TARGET HERE
http://www.kinomania.ru/stars/j/Jake_Gyllenhaal/vert/39.jpg

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

"Where is Kevin Spacey"?

That was a "Kevin Spacey is the least-closeted closeted man in Hollywood" reference.

I've been totally subpar all day.

― Dan (I Blame Christmas) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

GYLLENGAARD

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I dunno, normally I see pics of JG and it's like there's no person behind the face, I can't make them mean anything. But that last one...it's kind of cute. I like a boy who starts trouble.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

ned tell us more about things you didnt buy

I...can't. Hurts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img.epochtimes.com/i6/5103156381470.jpg

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

ned you'll always be my jake gyllenhaal

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link

That makes me sound like a sex appliance.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Something about that picture frightens me.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link

i think that's what your mom calls her vibrator

xpost

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Something about that picture frightens me.

Perhaps the way it looks like SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSGAAAAAAAAAARD has snatched the beard off of Gyllenhaal's face?

― Dan (FWIP) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Sarsgaard looks a bit like Amateurist there. If Amateurist had a beard like that.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link

And was also Peter Sarsgaard, yes.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link

That's possibly the most punchable beard I've ever seen.

― Dan (This Isn't Fucking Pirates Of Penzance, You Knob) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:50 (eighteen years ago) link

i think that's what your mom calls her vibrator

Oh no no no. She doesn't even know he exists.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:51 (eighteen years ago) link

what does she call it then?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.my-wc.com/celebs/val_kilmer/top.jpg

"You call that a beard??? Bitchface."

― Dan (Val Disapproves) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

...

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

The beard looks like female pubic hair.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

"dan perry"

xxxpost

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

er, Saarsgard's.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Clearly no xpost was needed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:53 (eighteen years ago) link

If my pubes ever did anything remotely like that, I'd kill myself.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:53 (eighteen years ago) link

what, crawled onto peter sarsgaards face?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link

That too.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link

What, like crawl onto Pete Saarsgard's face???

(xpost BAH CURSE THESE SLOW FINGERS)

― Dan (HORRORS) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

zing?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

"Jake and Peter Sarsgaard lived together for five months in Mexico."

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

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