defend the indefensible: SBARRO

Let me elaborate.

It started out like any Sunday really, sun shining, birds singing, morning newspaper open on the kitchen table. Then I ate at a shopping mall Sbarro. Suddenly I was seized with the urge to explosively blow feces out my anus, covering the inside of some mens room toilet and my ass cheeks with brown, yucky poop. I satisfied the urge by doing just that. Flushing such a work of art seemed a crime, so I moved to the next stall to clean myself up. My (and Sbarro's!) creation may still be seen at the 3rd stall from the left, southwest wing mens room, Twelve Oaks Mall, Novi, MI from 9AM to 9PM S-S.

Let me elaborate.

ALWAYS A GOOD START

Pizza Hut is genuinely foul and revolting though.

A slice of pizza is as much food as a two garlic knots:

Two garlic knots: $1
One slice of cheeze pizza: $7 (ok ok, $3)

You know about their meh cheese. You do the math. (and you even get the knots wrapped in foil!)

Exactly. This is a classic example of people believing they are correct. It is exactly this sort of arrogant and entitled attitude that has our public restrooms in such foul shape.

Like, it's crap, but at least it's crap that vaguely resembles New York pizza. I *hate* Chicago-style thin crust more than anything in the goddamn world.

NOT TRUE

there's some truth to this -- all marinades are acidic, and they make meat tender as well as add flavor. but there has to be more than just orange juice in the marinade. also it does have to sit for a few hours.

was he pouring it over the cutlets that were already cooked and sitting in the serving trays? that sounds like something a sbarro employee might do. i have used orange juice in fish marinade before - pretty good, but somehow i have the feeling that whatever this dude was doing probably didn't fall under the acceptable usages of orange juice in meat preparation. i'd think they get the cutlets pre-cooked and just reheat them or something since it is fast food and all.

Welsh's OJ over stale fried cutlets?

SBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRRO

OK, fuck the garlic knots. I'm not going back ever.

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i don't remember doing so, but it's possible - i spent a summer commuting through there. i ate sbarro LAST NIGHT tho. broccoli/spinach/tomato pizza, and it wasn't terrible.