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christ shit is on sale at Dominick's. Check it.

― kenan, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Some Goddamn speg spagetti motherfucking red sauce on top of long skinny tubes of pasta




we fucking had the same thing, but we fucking made our own goddamn sauce. the less fucking ingredients you fucking use, the better, so they motherfucking say.

― Ai Lien, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to have a crush on you, but I could never bring a girl with such a filthy mouth home to mother.

― kenan, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Ian, wash your mouth out at once.

― Hard like armour, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:17 (seventeen years ago) link

two cunting bananas and a strawberry fucking yop.

― Slumpman, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

it's the fuck out of oven-fried motherfuckkkin chikken, with fucking champagne in a goddamn can (w/attached shrink-wrapped fucking straw what the shit)

― Jordan, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Random shit. Hot dog, Pringles, collard greens. Shredded Wheat for dessert.

― Jesse, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Two huge-ass fuckin' artichokes, garlic mayo. A couple of slices of bacon 'cause I needed to use them up before they started smelling like goddamn death.

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i think tonight it will be pbr and cheetos.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, what I thought was going to be dinner was a late lunch.

For dinner: more collards, mixed steamed rice (brown, wild, basmati, and some other one), and a seared chicken that just about burned down the kitchen. Tonight we learned the concept of flash point. Scary.

― Jesse, Thursday, 8 March 2007 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link

fucking dinner was fingerfucking finger food at a n3tw04x1n6 3v3n+ -- crudités, stuffed mushrooms, bruschetta, bread, cheese, some fried things i couldn't really identify, some ropey beef-on-a-stick that i could only take two bites of.

dessert was a handful of strawberries -- red, engorged with their own juices, and ripe for the plucking.

― get bent, Thursday, 8 March 2007 06:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i ate the fuck out of some awful, hard-as-fuck bbq ribs, canned green beans w/ cunt-red tomatoes and dry-as-a-lubeless-fuck potato chunks at my worthless shitter of a school cafuckteria

― strgn, Thursday, 8 March 2007 07:05 (seventeen years ago) link

water - 2 20 oz. bottles
a banana and some strawberries
a 60-calorie jell-o pudding cup (chocolate/coffee swirl -- lovin' the coffee flavor)
an arizona so-called "lite" iced tea/lemonade blend (i didn't notice how much HFCS this had until i was done drinking it... whoops)
some mixed greens & salted roasted almonds
a lean cuisine chicken/pasta dish

― get bent, Friday, 9 March 2007 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

whoops, i forgot to cuss! fuckpissshitasstitspussycock. there.

― get bent, Friday, 9 March 2007 23:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Another goddamn salad.

― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 10 March 2007 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

killer restaurant meal last nite:

salad w/hazlenuts roasted pear & thick syrupy balsamic dressing
lamb shank braised in tomato w/roast taters & artichokes (my fave veg)
1/2 bottle Shiraz
2 bites of my wife's chocolate dessert

next I'm gonna make CHICKEN CACCIATORI for the 1st time this weekend

― m coleman, Saturday, 10 March 2007 12:10 (seventeen years ago) link

fucking chicken cacciatori (sp)

― m coleman, Saturday, 10 March 2007 12:12 (seventeen years ago) link

darned roasted salmon fillets with blinking steamed corn and dadburned rice.

― estela, Saturday, 10 March 2007 12:57 (seventeen years ago) link

friend's birthday dinner - fucking 9-dish Chinese dinner plus entree and dessert, yum! I'm fucking stuffed - included rice, chicken w/cashew nut, szechuan chicken, steamed fish in soy sauce, tofu, mixed veg, peking duck, sweet sour beef, another veg dish, spring rolls, chinese tea. For dessert, we had red bean Chinese pancakes with vanilla ice cream.

Tomorrow, another friend's having a fucking barbecue.

― Roz, Saturday, 10 March 2007 12:59 (seventeen years ago) link

fucking baked kibbe with fucking pita bread finished off with delicious baklava. best meal i've eaten in fucking months. i love mid-eastern food so much i'd fuck it seriously.

― leavethecapital, Saturday, 10 March 2007 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link

fucking lamb wok. yum fucking yum

― nathalie, Saturday, 10 March 2007 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Had dinner last night at a fucking fantastic new place. Half bottle red wine, mized greens salad, and fucking wonderful mac and cheese with peas and mushrooms. So fucking good.

― ENBB, Saturday, 10 March 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Tonight I steamed some mussels with white wine, garlic, shallots, linguiça, and a little bit of saffron. Added some butter and chopped cilantro at the end, and ate it with some good bread and a watercress salad with blood orange viniagrette.

Holy fucking shit that was delicious.

― joygoat, Sunday, 11 March 2007 04:59 (seventeen years ago) link

It's not fancy but I just got home from having beers locally and I was peckish, so I browned up a pork chop, made some garlic couscous, and a mesclun salad w/ goddess dressing & goat cheese. So much savoriness!

― Laurel, Sunday, 11 March 2007 06:09 (seventeen years ago) link

The mussels sound AWESOME altho I kind of have to close my eyes when I eat them. And not chew too searchingly.

― Laurel, Sunday, 11 March 2007 06:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Yesterday I had fucking butternut squash and poxy blue cheese soup, and it was velvety and fucking awesome and I will be making it again when I want to seem posh without any fucking effort whatsoever.

Today I'm up early because we're having fucking guests over for cockramming lunch, and I'm making a big fuck off Sunday roast with chicken and roast potatoes and phallic roast parsnips and humping broccoli that looks like fucking trees.

― accentmonkey, Sunday, 11 March 2007 08:36 (seventeen years ago) link

GOD DAMN
JUST A TE A HALF A GRILLED CHICKEN
AND LIKE ALL THE GRAPES
FUCK YE
ONLY TOO BEERS LEFT THO ON NOES

AddENDUM: FUCK FUCK|ITY FUCK

― nickalicious, Monday, 12 March 2007 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ALL-U-CAN-EAT CHINESE BUFFET (WITH SOFT SERVE FROZEN YOGURT)

$7, HOLLAR

― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 05:42 (seventeen years ago) link

plate of shrimp (john wayne was a fag)

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h271/stckhlmcnd/0312072043a.jpg

― get bent, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 06:29 (seventeen years ago) link

damn that looks gross

― chaki, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 06:56 (seventeen years ago) link

cameraphone + fluorescent lighting = not the most glamorous food photography. it did look better in person. and tasted good.

― get bent, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:39 (seventeen years ago) link

in person? shrimps are not human. ;-)

― nathalie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:41 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...
A fucking PB&J, and then another fucking PB&J, and a handful of Fritos. Fuck.

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:29 (sixteen years ago) link

:P

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link

I ate a grody fastfood burger n fries for lunch, so I think I'll tone it down to just a dry salad for dinner. I'm gonna take another swing at this eating more veggies and less meat thing, I believe.

― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:31 (sixteen years ago) link

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― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link

pita bread filled with lettuce, fresh sliced pastrami that i purchased earlier this afternoon, onions, banana peppers, feta cheese, and a spoonful of bistro blue cheese dressing. fuck yeah, more like.

― Jena, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I cooked Lebanese chicken and rice (Djaj Mah Ruz). I loves it! my girlfriend's mum's Lebanese and I'm always scabbing these amazing traditional Lebanese recipes off her.

― Drooone, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:39 (sixteen years ago) link

I had dinners for both my major departments in succession tonight, so vodka and grapefruit juice and light appetizers at the first, and quesadillas at the second. Good stuff.

xpost lebanese food: SO GOOD

― Maria, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link

spinach & cheese ravioli w/tomato sauce from a fucking jar
steamedtoshit spinach
sourassdough baguette

― m coleman, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:46 (sixteen years ago) link

turbot and green beans
farmer's cheese and bread
champagne
banana and coffee

― youn, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Scrambled fucking eggs. Salad with a fucking avocado and the best mustardy vinaigrette in town. A whole lotta wine. That's it. So fucking sue me.

― Beth Parker, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:50 (sixteen years ago) link

oh fuck i forgot to say fuck

― Maria, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:51 (sixteen years ago) link

the champagne was an unopened bottle from new year's. i desperately needed the refrigerator space to circulate air.

― youn, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Fine, I put some brown rice on, too. But right now, just the salad. My leafy greens went yucky, so all it is is raw sliced carrot, green pepper, tomato, zook and broc with some blue cheese crumbled on top. I am convincing myself that it is not only delicious (easy) but hardy and filling (more difficult, but hopefully the rice will help.)

― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:53 (sixteen years ago) link

droone, any chance of you posting the fucking recipe?

― estela, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:54 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm about to make myself an artichoke and a salad and maybe a fucking egg.

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:54 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost, yeah 8080, some Lebanese chicken and rice would go down a lot better tomorrow than another fucking PB&J.

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:56 (sixteen years ago) link

xp I mean I could walk you through the fucker...
but no doubt there'll be a similar recipe on the internet.

― Drooone, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I can tell you that it's all about the cinnamon and the fucking lamb mince.

― Drooone, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:02 (sixteen years ago) link

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