Man, I always try to make this joke at work whenever I'm showing someone something on the monitor and I need to zoom in ("Let's see if I can clean this up a little", "Let me just 'zoom-enhance' this image"), and no one EVER laughs.
― Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Sunday, 20 December 2009 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I wonder if that schtick has its ancestry in Blow Up (the difference being of course that you actually can enlarge/"enhance" from film)
― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Sunday, 20 December 2009 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link
no
― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Sunday, 20 December 2009 08:03 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcLTaMpRl2o
― scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 January 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link
there's a predator one too i believe
― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljEC7HKbP0g&feature=player_embedded
― latebloomer, Sunday, 31 January 2010 08:30 (fourteen years ago) link
the fifteen yr old boy in me is just squealin in delight at the predacize
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 31 January 2010 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9CAOM2XioQ&feature=player_embedded
― da Wesley CRUSHER (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 February 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2729/4269858657_34b61a8661_o.jpg
― da Wesley CRUSHER (latebloomer), Monday, 15 February 2010 01:50 (fourteen years ago) link
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/04/500x_custom_1270143067582_loeg88.jpg
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/04/01/top-shelf-announces-league-of-extraordinary-gentlemen-1988/
― here come the friday afternoon dick emoticons (latebloomer), Friday, 2 April 2010 09:49 (thirteen years ago) link
god damn it, april foolsies on me...i really wanted it
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Saturday, 3 April 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/03/500x_jobs-schmidt-1.jpg
lovin their fashion
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Sunday, 4 April 2010 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.mathworks.com/access/helpdesk/help/techdoc/ref/cumtrapz.html
― caek, Monday, 19 April 2010 12:37 (thirteen years ago) link
heh heh heh
― sleep, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link
loool
― fat pavlova slapping your tender mouth (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link
http://media.tzaam.com/images/full/q4.jpg
― ( `ハ´)☞ ☜(´∀`☜) (am0n), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
why would you use a recursive function to figure out someone's mass?
― jaxon, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe they tried to use an iterative algorithm but it wouldn't work cause she had too many beltlooping constructs (cause her waist is so wide her pants require myriad beltloops)
― iiiijjjj, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i49.tinypic.com/2ive7eo.jpg
― dud rock (crüt), Saturday, 29 May 2010 05:40 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/08/bsg-2.jpg
― caek boss (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 August 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link
lolTeX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhh8Ao4yweQ
― caek, Saturday, 11 September 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link
nerdyball
― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 September 2010 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Don Knuth should have been a player, that guy had stilts!
― Dan I., Saturday, 11 September 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link
They should have got Fuller on that - he was a buckyballer...
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 11 September 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link
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― high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link
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huh.
― high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't get it.
― http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL
― cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link
NERDS
― jaxon, Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://hubcap.clemson.edu/~sparks/sfhorror/eyeroll.gifhttp://hubcap.clemson.edu/~sparks/sfhorror/eyeroll.gif
― markers, Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://pointlessbanter.net/files/2007/09/ogre03.jpg
― ಠ_ಠ (bnw), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm trying to link to something but ilx won't let me.try here; http://twitter.com/#!/peter_nitsch/status/26650018744
― high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link
― http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link
l0u1s jagg3r?
― http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
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― cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
lol this works with multitouch on iphone too
― jónsi - go die (diamonddave85), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc7d6tO6sC1qzyx8yo1_1280.jpg%3FAWSAccessKeyId%3D0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2%26Expires%3D1290376278%26Signature%3DFzDGIiL+QfKMrM4xSEkAfhkTUZk%3Dno url anywhere to be seen on this building
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 November 2010 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ibPCLMH1NM4#!
― It's Ong Like Donkey Kong (latebloomer), Monday, 29 November 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://drrenfield.com/blog2/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/elements.jpg
― ullr saves (gbx), Thursday, 20 January 2011 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link
get Antimony?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 20 January 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah see i stuff my shotgun shell pockets with d cell batteries so i can get that real authentic look
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, February 15, 2011 9:20 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
this just reminds me of a time in 7th grade study hall when my discman was out of batteries so i leaned over and jokingly asked this one D&D/gamer lookin dude if he happened to have any batteries and he did. his pockets were full of fucking batteries. it was totally weird
― ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, February 16, 2011 1:49 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark
― dayo, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPImlZ7ML3Y
― richard melville hell (crüt), Sunday, 27 February 2011 06:19 (thirteen years ago) link
http://live.comicbookresources.com/wp-photos/thumb.20090726-122003-1.jpg
― bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lherbt8SIf1qzou1to1_500.jpg
― ship_rex (+ +), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link
http://tdwgeeks.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/0ebf448a-663b-4a02-b795-4b01e27d6a99.jpg
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 5 March 2011 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
I guess more like nerd awshttp://www.goodnightdune.com
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 7 March 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link
awes
― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 March 2011 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link
did you hear about the cryogenics accident? dude got down to absolute zero! don't worry though, he was 0k.
― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/W2NqYOJ.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 12:03 (seven years ago) link
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2522068/pg1?disclaimer=1
― imho tep (sanskrit), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/5456c7961aa2e6feb48627b5b096417a/tumblr_oeqm1aBBYf1ss9srro1_540.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/codebutler/status/825981599736999936
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:00 (seven years ago) link
https://about.gitlab.com/2017/02/01/gitlab-dot-com-database-incident/
At 2017/01/31 23:00-ish team-member-1 thinks that perhaps pg_basebackup is refusing to work due to the PostgreSQL data directory being present (despite being empty), decides to remove the directory. After a second or two he notices he ran it on db1.cluster.gitlab.com, instead of db2.cluster.gitlab.com.At 2017/01/31 23:27 team-member-1 - terminates the removal, but it’s too late. Of around 300 GB only about 4.5 GB is left
At 2017/01/31 23:27 team-member-1 - terminates the removal, but it’s too late. Of around 300 GB only about 4.5 GB is left
ooof.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 16:32 (seven years ago) link
seriously would love a conference of just that kind of stuff
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 17:56 (seven years ago) link
my former employer (a popular online bookstore) had an internal memo system called "COE", for "correction of error", where teams would explain in excruciating detail how they had accidentally taken down important services for minutes or hours. There was at least one time while I was there where the website was inaccessible for hours because someone had manually deleted a virtual network resource because someone asked them to, in an attempt to "clean something up"
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:19 (seven years ago) link
thank goodness git is decentralized, right????
― just another (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:24 (seven years ago) link
im being facetious of course, but the GITLAB/HUB/BUCKET IS DOWN!!! stuff is kinda ironic
― just another (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:26 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwZL6loYBlE
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Saturday, 2 September 2017 21:16 (six years ago) link
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--q9Nlvbje--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/o8eckuccvb9jrplpjy13.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:32 (six years ago) link
Emacs users trying to be normal pic.twitter.com/WaYCunXD1N— Emily Blvd (@emilyst) May 21, 2019
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 03:55 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t96m2ynKw0
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 03:58 (four years ago) link
I don't want to see or be seen by Richard Stallman
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 04:06 (four years ago) link
Haha fair
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 04:23 (four years ago) link
tail recursion pic.twitter.com/GoX77x2j3d— Bob Burrough (@bob_burrough) June 11, 2019
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:54 (four years ago) link
holy shit lol
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:18 (four years ago) link
Not sure that quite counts as unwinding the stack tho
whats it sitting on
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:21 (four years ago) link
best cgi from the new avengers movie imo
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link
ive made this pic.twitter.com/GBoFkH07i2— the government man (@me_irl) November 26, 2019
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 23:41 (four years ago) link
lol
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 23:47 (four years ago) link
lol brutal
― mh, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 04:38 (four years ago) link
"gui for ping"
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 05:25 (four years ago) link
not only are there windows gui ping applications but also a electrical and computer engineer proffessor named Ping Gui.
― joygoat, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/BCTfn48nZ0— Geheim-"ICD Y35.7!"-organisation (@geheimorga) July 8, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 21:03 (three years ago) link
― solo scampito (mh), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq8DgpgtSQQ
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 24 October 2020 04:06 (three years ago) link
https://arxiv.org/abs/1807.10553
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 October 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link
https://scontent-den4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/254707403_10159445995275325_4748930388282996470_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=steY5AGedVUAX9lUgzj&_nc_ht=scontent-den4-1.xx&oh=979f3a90f890341908663c12100b9f72&oe=619C6A6D
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 18 November 2021 22:14 (two years ago) link