dadz r funny 2

CASHIER: That'll be $17.99.
DAD: Hey, that's the year I was born!

wait tehrza your dad wrote 'pwned'

get him to post on nb

he cant be older/crankier than morbz

Whose dad is the youngest on here? Crut1s?

my dad is 47

that is young for a dad of a grown-ass man

ya dude my dad is like 55

barely older than Morbius!

u like grown-ass?

my dad is 58?
he already has his own version of nb but it is about people who love their cars.

jw GROUNDED!

from: dadrza
subject: Gotcha!

What's Johnny boy looking at??? Hope Cindy didn't see this.

http://blogs.trb.com/news/politics/blog/2008/09/17/McCain%20and%20Palin%20in%20Miichigan.jpg

Here is the original article. I found it quite by accident while looking for articles on her tiff about pulling out of MI.

http://www.swamppolitics.com/news/politics/blog/2008/09/sarah_palin_john_mccain_town_h.html

Johnny boy!!

dadz: "whenever i'm talking to your brother on the google chat he says 'haha' when he is laughing. very strange." i blocked him on gchat a long time ago lol.

mass text from dad:

"Listening to holly jolly christmas. Thinking o my kids! Love you all."

wtf is this even about? my dad's getting crazier

in response to me going to thailand next week:
"watch out for the hookers :)
bring a huge trashbag to jump in if they attack you."

is that a body condom ref?

http://pranks.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/20crime_slide03-425.jpg

from: dadrza
to: sister, sister's husband, tza
subject: on my way

Theresa is on the bus and they left about 15 early. See you at the drop location. Make sure you are not followed. Bring cash, small, used bills.

"I heard people say we would have a black president when pigs fly.
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100 days in and......swine flu."

I asked Dr. B****** about the coca tea -- does it work? does it have any interactions, etc.?

Answer: No comment on whether it works or not, but it does contain c*o*c*a*i*n*e, so you risk flunking a drug test. Probably best for us to stay away from it. Espectially Theresa if you are job hunting.

His advice is that altitude sickness, if we have any problem, should be mild upt to 10,000. Just stay well hydrated, get plenty of sleep, and do not engage in vigorous exercise. Bus tour of Colca Canyon is the right ticket.

Love, Dad ---- Am I getting excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it does contain c*o*c*a*i*n*e, Espectially.

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

Bus tour of Colca Canyon is the right ticket.

This shit was rad. Condors!

sis and i did a miniature hour hike along the rim trail while people were standing around watching condors and a condor flew like 5 feet over our heads from behind! it was awesome, felt the air whoosh and heard wings flap!

Nana was bragging about your success. My sister E**** is going to email you. Just respond and it will go away.

c*o*c*a*i*n*e

My dad has NEVER emailed me =(

Seems like it's tonight....RU coming over? Deb's here and the tub's not skanky. We can coolit off for the boys if you'd like.... I'll call.

Peace, Pops

Hello,

do you have a heavy jacket for your trip or do you want me to send one with P****.

Just received my first text message from my father:

D a u n t i n g  t a s k

Spaced like that and everything.

my dad's first e-mail to me ever iirc was after he accidentally drove his car off of a parking structure and totaled it, and miraculously walked away unscathed. he sent me a picture of the crumpled flipped over SUV with the subject line "AT RICK'S DRIVING ACADEMY YOU ALWAYS LAND ON YOUR HEAD".

Sorry I have been late in Answering- I think Hockey game would keep their attention best- Problem on vacation week is only Home game is their last day Sunday at 3pm(Feb26) "I could pick them up Friday afternoon-Could you meet halfway on Sunday eve??? Other Home games Friday-Feb 17th---Friday March 9th (Both at 7 oclock) and Saturday March 10th at 7 (Can work out Sunday returns if we could meet halfway (Or you guys come over on one of the Sundays) OK Hi to the gang- "Later" Ashley the "G'Pa (also I am the "Jazztruk')

my dad will never ever be on email
ever
it's some dumb thing he's committed to.

dad just signed an email to me and my brothers about an upcoming backpacking trip:

So let’s stay in touch on the details.

Pumped,

Dad

Subject: HIROMO UHARA- GIRL JAZZ PIANIST

Saw this Girl yesterday at Saratoga jazz festival-- Got the biggest ovation of anyone-Catch her on Youtube--She is scary good !!! I am the jazztruk

"jazztruk" is killing me

i can only imagine the funny emails from my dad, who is cool in an outdoorsy westcoast introvert way but has let the digital world bypass him almost entirely. i think the only way he would ever have email is if i bought him an ipad and he figured out which places in his (very urban) neighbourhood have free wifi. like hey, the library. pretty sure he doesn't know what wifi is though.

You can load pictures from digital cameras to iPads now!

^ this would be my leading selling point!

my dad pronounces onesie "once-ee" because he says "one-zee" is the american pronunciation

once-zed

http://i.imgur.com/CgnhSfB.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cpg4kSuWgAA_OQk.jpg

https://twitter.com/saywhatagain/status/763422476474941440

Major props for the red ball row in the middle.

http://ireadfaux.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Burgerlords-tumblr.jpg

Sharing the high tech hotel thermostat in his “rad dads” group text. pic.twitter.com/kXylN0pTk8

— Classic Dad Moves (@ClassicDadMoves) November 26, 2017

My friend’s dad had to bring an iMac abroad. Unfortunately, it didn’t fit in his carry-on. So he had to improvise. pic.twitter.com/x5LdQc407s

— Kirill Zakharov (@kirillz) January 14, 2020