People do realize the jokes that have appeared here so far are rewrites of SCREWBALL COMEDY lines from the '30s, right?
-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, July 22, 2008 7:00 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
you've made this same post at least 300 times but that didn't stop you from doing it again
― n/a, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link
it was a friendly zing at EH, so stfu
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:04 (fifteen years ago) link
i don't fucking care
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link
also, a lot of it is about the performers.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link
I understand that, Sur.
dorothy : "hi blanche" blanche : "eat dirt and die, trash"
With lines like that, it'd have to be...
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link
not sure what that means, but i love the line.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Morbz only likes NEW jokes lolz
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link
like that shirt you've got on! BA DUM
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link
I just think Dody Goodman got shafted in the Crazy Old TV Mom Deathstakes.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Very sad. But, based on reports of her health over the last few years, a blessing.
― B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link
argh i know.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, her brain's been being eaten by disease for at least the last 7 or 8 years.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Any doubt that the mincing, unmarried 60-something man in my office is gay was put to rest when he came over to my cubicle just now giggling about some Sophia Petrillo zinger he'd just read in an online obit.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link
mincing??????
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm still wondering who's gonna be the first d-bag to follow ilx tradition and piss on her still warm grave.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link
i thought it was put to rest when he sucked you off in the men's room?
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mincing
― jaymc, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah i know what it means, just surprised that you used it like that
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Why?
― jaymc, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link
mincing love it 5 up, 5 down hate it Two people find a dead body. One puts their mouth over the penis, and the other elbow drops on the dead persons stomach.
uhm. ok.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link
it's just such a weird verb
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link
adjective
whatever
It's an economical way of summing up all of the various campy and/or dainty gestures he makes.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link
I went to a mince meet at the swish chalet
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link
my girlfriend's going to dress up in her sophia wig and eat lasagne in estelle's honor tonight.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link
It was only a matter of time.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
I will tell my mom to shoot in Estelle's honor.
http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/img/product/resized/00005858-436328_400.jpg
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
i loved that movie when i was a kid!!
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link
I can see Morbs using Sly's expression around his mom.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link
cosplay + worlds worst euphemism in one post.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link
:-(
― ENBB, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link
really, she was just barely old enough to be Stallone's mother
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link
dope show, got me thru some bad times
― blueski, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link
-- chicago kevin, Tuesday, July 22, 2008 7:43 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
whaaaaat
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
(btw my mom will be 80 in about a week, and i've kept a couple 25-year-old refrigerator notes from her, I should transcribe them here, by popular demand.)
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link
please do
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link
ogeez PLEASE
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link
I just want to make sure everyone got similar notes.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link
my ex-roomie's ex-gf used to write small "I hope you have a great day!" in the lunches she prepared us. She was living rent free in our home, eating our food, and stealing our cigarettes - but the lunches/notes were nice.
― Finefinemusic, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link
I was just watching this show last night. It's actually pretty funny. I just remember seeing it on as a kid while waiting for the Gary Shandling Show, understanding jokes from neither show. But I liked Shandling's style.
― burt_stanton, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm really sad...I grew up watching Golden Girls reruns; Sophia was always my favorite (though the entire cast is brilliant). RIP x 10000000000000000
― Tape Store, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link
this shit is on like three or four times a day on the Lifetime channel kids
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link
why am i not surprised you have the Lifetime channel's line up memorized.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link
I was home with my baby daughter for 7 weeks.
Lifetime channel is awesome ftw
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link
I didn't realize she had Lewy body dementia. My granddad died of that in 2004. :(
― Pancakes Hackman, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Quote from one of her sons on the BBC report:
"She was loved throughout the world in six continents," said Carl in a statement, "and if they loved sitcoms in Antarctica she would have been loved on seven continents."
Funniest thing I've read all day.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link
aww.
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, July 22, 2008 8:01 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 20:22 (fifteen years ago) link
where else can I see Rosie O'Donnell as a mentally handicapped day-glo dork and Fred Savage as a serial date rapist
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Designing Women, Project Runway, Tori Spelling
― Tape Store, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link