Hahaha I mentioned that movie when I was explaining Avatar to my Dad tonight
― You treat your step-mother with respect, Pantera (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
EVRBODY RUN THE FKIN TRAINS COMIN OUTTTA THE SCSREEEEEN!!!!!
― Thulsa Doob (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I didn't see the setup for this when I saw it on TV, and as I result I TRIPPED BALLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TchPvBBSLKM
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link
lol u thought terry was up in avatar
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link
the imax @ dc air and space museum has a movie thats pretty much that all the way through. saw it so many times
me too! only lived in DC for abt 4 years as a kid, but i saw "to fly" as many times as i possibly could over that period. remember getting a weird intimation of age the first time my stomach didn't flip on the big drops.
― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Philly IMAX had a scene where you bungee jumped off a skyscraper; was awesome
― 囧 (dyao), Thursday, 17 December 2009 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link
speaking of pretty films with shitty stories, is this better looking than that final fantasy movie? cause that's kinda like my baseline reference point for what I will tolerate to see some awesome cgi boobs
― 囧 (dyao), Thursday, 17 December 2009 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
A-MAZING!
― moullet, Thursday, 17 December 2009 05:09 (fourteen years ago) link
lindy west @ the stranger, who's an dependably bullshit-free appreciator of cheap pop trash, loved the blue furry dogshit out it. which may or may not be worth a ten-penny damn, but i'm encouraged.
― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Thursday, 17 December 2009 05:57 (fourteen years ago) link
My boy went straight to bed when he got home last night but he said it was the greatest film ever on the way thru. This applies to 12 year-old boys only, obv.
― Challop You Face (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 December 2009 08:35 (fourteen years ago) link
James who? You remember -- unassuming chap, made a modest flick about the Titanic 12 years ago. His new movie, Avatar, is a computer-generated 3-D science-fiction eco-tract which arrives with marginally more fanfare than Christmas. It's also the first veiled critique of the West's foreign policy to cost almost as much as the US defence budget. (Plus you get Leona Lewis singing over the end credits. At least I think she was singing. The possibility remains that she caught her foot in the car door and the composer James Horner merely set her distress to music.)
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link
It's also the first veiled critique of the West's foreign policy to cost almost as much as the US defence budget.
Ha! But to tell you the truth, after months of hating I'm actually looking forward to this. I can't remember the last "event" movie that felt like an actual event. I suppose "Lord of the Rings?"
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link
W this amt of controlled publicity Waterworld would've worked. Dunno if that's good or bad, tho.
― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Fern Gully meets Warhammer 40k.
― exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link
but was it any good?
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Watchmen seemed like the last big film with a ton of publicity that made up for the fact that noone knew the comic, the actors and it was a 3 hour long piece of bullshit... oh.
― "can´t you be just normal?? be normal just once!" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Doesn't matter anymore man, it's Chinatown
― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link
daaaaaaaaaaamn@this movie
― cozwn, Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link
WHY ARE SMART PEOPLE GOING TO IT
― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link
to piss you off
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
the tech is phenomenal; this is the first 3D movie I've seen so I dunno if this is new stuff or what but it's pretty mindblowingly good
it is a bit tiring tho and hard to focus in places but worth it
― cozwn, Thursday, 17 December 2009 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link
big female ferngully had some natty oakleys for rollin' in her banshee
― cozwn, Thursday, 17 December 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
avatar is real y'all - http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1947868,00.html?xid=rss-topstories
― fictional, homosexual, Baltimore hoodlum (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 December 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Imagine how much money it cost Cameron to create a well-timed promotional planet.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 December 2009 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link
ayo my review is up so
http://www.montrealmirror.com/2009/121709/film2.html
― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link
IOW looked pretty cool but i hated the blue dudes and its way too long imo
― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link
and some of the eco-fantasy "the planet is a giant wikipedia page" shit is unbearable. there's a scene where they like hook into the master gaia forest computer and you can hear like soft echoes of children laughing and shit
― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
I love this line:
The Na’Vi are remarkably lifelike, but to me that doesn’t change the fact that they look like big, blue dorks.
― ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
i can't say i hated it, but i was rollin my damn eyes at a lot of it and the rapturous praise it's getting from all quarters is kinda baffling to me
― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
"the planet is a giant wikipedia page" lol why wasn't this in ur (very fair) review?
― cozwn, Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link
haha i thought of it after deadline :(
another thing i didnt have space for = sam worthington is so effing boring, esp compared to previous cameron heroes and heroines
kinda wish he had just let sigourney weaver be the actual star again
― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link
He was so boring in the Terminator movie, I am sort of scratching my head over how he is suddenly being cast in a lot of movies.
― ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link
thought sig. weaver's final act was pretty demeaning for one of america's greatest living actresses
― cozwn, Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link
"As for the 3D, it’s neat enough, although not really necessary—to me, it would play about the same without it (Michelle Rodriguez’s tank top is the best reason for it, to be honest)."
i am surprised you have not posted this to WS
― fictional, homosexual, Baltimore hoodlum (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link
she is really insanely foxy in this movie's final act
― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link
3-D pix or it didn't happen
― fictional, homosexual, Baltimore hoodlum (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link
What was the audience reaction like at the showings you've seen? I mean, mine was the premiere and half the audience were involved in the making of the film in some way (people whooping as certain sections of the credit crawl scrolled past), so it was hardly a good sample - but people were cheering. But when I saw Titanic at a cinema in Baltimore shortly after it came out, people stood and applauded at the end. As Dan said upthread, that film was pretty engrossing for its duration on the big screen, but withered quickly in the memory. This one has a similar trajectory, I think. But I can't tell whether people are going queue round the block for this in the way they seemed to for the Yosser Hughes vs the Iceberg.
Pretty much all that was left for me by the time I did see it was the 3D high-def fireworks, as I'd seen it several times at various qualities (low-contrast, heavily-spoilered rough cut with no music/effects audio track, low bit-rate encrypted 15fps, then a decent telecined MPEG), read the script, blah blah blah. So I knew all its shortcomings.
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Cameron in setting out to create giant 3-D spectacle and achieving it shockah!
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link
has no one ever seen a 3-D film before? this technology has been around forever, I'm surprised at people getting all SUPERJAZZED about it all of a sudden. oh, but its 3-D CGI this time!?! whoopdefuckindoo
― Magnolia Caboose Babyfinger (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link
there, there.
― Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link
ya i dunno, i can take it or leave it w/r/t 3D
― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link
oh so you're a CUTE FUCKING kitten? LAH DE DAH with your whiskers and pretty grey fur. FUCK YOU
― fictional, homosexual, Baltimore hoodlum (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link
remember Jaws 3-D that was so awesome when the dude's arm was like floating right in front of your face. or Captain Eo, dude that was so mindblowing
― Magnolia Caboose Babyfinger (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link
I remember "Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared Sin" (or however you spell it short of me looking it up).
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^arrgh was totally trying to remember the title of that meself!
― Magnolia Caboose Babyfinger (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link
pretty sure it's jared-syn and if I'm right I feel deep shame
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link
deep shame ensues
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link
movie anthologists are the art of pretend contrition
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
ts: metalstorm the destruction of jared-syn vs. megaforce
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link
has no one ever seen a 3-D film before? this technology has been around forever, I'm surprised at people getting all SUPERJAZZED about it all of a sudden. oh, but its 3-D CGI this time!?! whoopdefuckindoo― Magnolia Caboose Babyfinger (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, December 17, 2009 6:20 PM (21 minutes ago)
― Magnolia Caboose Babyfinger (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, December 17, 2009 6:20 PM (21 minutes ago)
yeah dude ive seen plenty of 3d in various forms and the point you are missing is that the 3d in this movie works like a bagazillion times better and looks immersive, not gimmicky.
― .81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link