fuck cars
― max, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link
living in nyc makes me never want to ever own a car again ever
pop the trunk open shoot a missile into it
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
pop the hood, turn on the flamethrower, ride a pterodactyl to work while eating raw meat
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link
while wearing dockers and holding a door open for an old lady
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link
― max
being in l.a. makes me feel the same way basically
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
― max, Tuesday, December 15, 2009 4:39 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^ also people will bring food to you in yr home so
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Once when my car wasn't where I remembered it being, my first instict was "Oh good it's probably been stolen!" That would have been too easy though.
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Cars: no fun to own. But kinda fun to drive!
real men raw meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFINseSXNw&feature=related
― dell (del), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.gushansenpoker.com/images/gus-hansen_home-top-left.jpg
It's time to introduce poker superstar Gus Hansen into this discussion.
― The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link
hilarious dome
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link
now that we've been introduced, can i keep ignoring him for the rest of my lyfe?
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Thank you Gus, for that whole visual ensemble, because it saves me the 30 seconds that I'd have to spend talking to you to realise you're a complete tosser.
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link
more like full tit poker
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
needs goatee
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
would not smash or play poker with
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
he's got a jamie foxx-in-miami vice hairline
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://media.cardplayer.com/image/e/EV08_Gus_Hansen.jpg
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link
professional poker players are disgusting savages
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.thehendonmob.com/MobDiary/pics/JoshArieh.jpg
Better Gus than Josh Arieh.
― The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://media.cardplayer.com/image/h/huck_seed_Small_.jpg
2 degrees of separation away from this dude (his sister was in my wife's dorm)
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
why does the game of poker attract such douchebags? is it the whole "vegas baby" high roller thing? i would blame jon favreau but i know it goes back to some rack pat shit.
― The Détourn of the Depressed (get bent), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 08:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Goes back to them being rambling, gambling guys.
― The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link
also the notion of playing cards for a living will tend to attract high-level douche talent
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgA4JQQhZD4
― am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link
hoping those commercials generate a new interest in masculine skirt wearing and purses
― all my parks got feathers and wood, in my hood we call them ducks (m bison), Sunday, 2 May 2010 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link
The idea that not getting Miller Lite is somehow a punishment!
― This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Sunday, 2 May 2010 03:32 (thirteen years ago) link
the bartender's eyes are dewy with disdain
― all my parks got feathers and wood, in my hood we call them ducks (m bison), Sunday, 2 May 2010 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link
ws all these miller light drinking dudes
― midcentury Modern (Lamp), Sunday, 2 May 2010 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/IMG_0240.jpg
― maybe it's because you're a tedious creep! (dyao), Monday, 21 June 2010 10:03 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/IMG_0241.jpg
verdict: pretty good, but I dunno why a woman couldn't also eat all these dark chocolate covered pretzels ticks
― maybe it's because you're a tedious creep! (dyao), Monday, 21 June 2010 10:04 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― The Reverend, Monday, 21 June 2010 10:06 (thirteen years ago) link
That still looks girly. Needs a truck on it, imo.
― kkvgz, Monday, 21 June 2010 11:48 (thirteen years ago) link
a truck that turns into a robot
― Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Monday, 21 June 2010 11:49 (thirteen years ago) link
a truck that turns into a robot with tits
― kkvgz, Monday, 21 June 2010 11:50 (thirteen years ago) link
sounds like a pretty genderqueer truck
― plax (ico), Monday, 21 June 2010 11:51 (thirteen years ago) link
ugh girls no way
― Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Monday, 21 June 2010 11:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, nvrmnd.
A truck that turns into a robot that is also a grill
― kkvgz, Monday, 21 June 2010 11:52 (thirteen years ago) link
to grill your bitter chocolate pretzel sticks on right
― crüt it out (dyao), Monday, 21 June 2010 11:53 (thirteen years ago) link
NO!
Men don't eat dark chocolate! Men eat meat! The pretzel sticks are just to lure women who we will set on fire to grill our meat on!
― kkvgz, Monday, 21 June 2010 11:56 (thirteen years ago) link
this chocolate is bitter because it contains the tears of my enemies whom I've vanquished in combat
― crüt it out (dyao), Monday, 21 June 2010 11:57 (thirteen years ago) link
dudes love putting long things in their mouths
― plax (ico), Monday, 21 June 2010 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Tears are gay. You were fighting a bunch of gay dudes? What are you - queer or something?
― kkvgz, Monday, 21 June 2010 12:00 (thirteen years ago) link
the day they let that makeup wearing pussyboy alex reid into the ultimate fighting ring was a black day for real men imo
― Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Monday, 21 June 2010 12:02 (thirteen years ago) link
tbh imo all marketing of masculinity is really abt male-male homosocial desire but maybe in a way that is not specifically "gay" so
― plax (ico), Monday, 21 June 2010 12:04 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah i got lots of male-male homosocial desire, but i tend to descripe it more as 'fancy a pint after footy' for fear of putting guys off
― Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Monday, 21 June 2010 13:08 (thirteen years ago) link
kinky
― plax (ico), Monday, 21 June 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Why? Why? Why? ...FOR GOD'S SAKE, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
― Aimless, Monday, 21 June 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link
a lot of it is, true. Like if you were phrasing it in terms of feminist film theory (the school that appropriated from Lacan & Freud), you could say that not only women are subject to the male gaze, but men are as well.
― sarahel, Monday, 21 June 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link